@iamrenike
Mine was the exact opposite.
Always been the problematic child only to drastically change and become withdrawn 😂😂
She thought I was depressed
@YomY0m_
@onwuuuuli
my plan is to spend a lot of my money to make my future man feel like a kid again,take him on surprise vacations and make sure he has the time of his life while we’re together so he can cherish those moments even if we break up…that’s why I won’t date anyone while I’m broke
@ulxma
Me sha o, all these experimentation is not for me.
I tried tampons for two months and looked back.
It’s pads or nothing for me now, God bless always for the new panty pads, they’re my saving grace for heavy nights.
@mimololuwamii
Absolutely man, I can never go through shit like this ever
After they beg me to get married sef, they’ll be the ones agreeing to all my terms
The crazy thing about this sub is that it’s multifaceted… you can name several people on twitter NG you think it belongs to, and you wouldn’t be wrong about any of them
Your only proof of feminism is tweeting hate against men and validating debauchery but you call me a misogynist.
I've helped women get jobs, pay rent, leave toxic relationships, rape cases, get foreign admission, single moms & pregnant women with bills... but yeah, misogynist 😊
He is still one of the people that threatened me and my partner during
#Endsars
to leave a peaceful protest ground because we are gay and this (
#Endsars
) is not about gay people
@yabaleftonline
I’m so happy about this news.
Good to know the law still works in nigeria, regardless of your wealth or status.
May the soul of the deceased find peace
@Wizarab10
@n_izunna
they’re just eager to show how loud and uncouth they can be on the internet, their silly outrages on here mean nothing… they’re too dishonest even for their own brothers to want anything to do with, so they’d pour their frustrations on anyone and anything they deem below them.
@Mbahdeyforyou
mbah went for a walk when it started raining, he did not have an umbrella and he wasn’t wearing a hat, yet not a single hair on his head was wet. how could this happen?
ans; mbah was bald💀
@PenTitan
okay so i get that this is twitter and we’re all trying to be politically correct yeah?
but tbh there are men who are not attractive, can’t woo a lady for whatever reason or don’t have money to spend in the name of rltshp, doesn’t want to force anyone to have secs with them… ??
@TheAjibolaGrey
My rebelling days no be here sha, refusing to eat, sleeping in vigilante quarters because they said I shouldn’t enter the house after I came back late. They later begged me to enter and it’s now my turn to show myself.
Omo, no be today.
@Aribobo_C
@instablog9ja
No he’s not the one.
This one raped a total stranger. An A-level student going home after celebrating her results with friends
I have not missed a single solat for the past 2 years...
It's a big deal to me. 😀..
I pray Allah make it more easy for me to alwaya pray congregation everytime too.
@YomY0m_
@inc051
The past does matter, it always has… it’s why it’s better to have the kind of past that can be easily forgotten i.e not on social media cus once your shenanigans gets here, it’ll always come back to haunt you and definitely not in the nicest ways
@PenTitan
they’ve got just enough money to pay for transactional sex to get off once in a while instead of probably touching every little thing in skirts due to sexual frustration… are these men exempt from the fire and brimstone y’all are raining?
You all remember how it started 2 Sundays ago when I sighted an amazing girl at Davido's Timeless concert. She was eyeing me throughout my performance , I couldn’t forget her beautiful smile and I tweeted about it.
I have been trying to convince my dad to vote for
@PeterObi
but he stood his ground on Atiku for the past one week I have stop getting fuel for him and access to my car, trekking in harmattan will reset his idea
My husband is in the bedroom, I’m in the sitting room; I receive a credit alert from him and I call out to him, “babe what’s that for?”
Baba said, “come inside to say thank you nah”
🤣🤣 Nooo I won’t fall for it 🤣🤣
I saw a video of an Indian man stabbing a teenage girl to death while passersby looked on.
Is this where we’ve gotten to, as a society?
Or they live in a different world in India?
There’s a 33 year old nigerian girl on tiktok whose mum has been BULLYING her and threatening to disown her all because she’s starting an online African grocery business. Her mum is embarrassed because she wants her to be a lawyer.
Toyin Abraham, you, your household and your like-minds will go through the pains and sufferings people went through in the hands of your daddy’s children.
@victor_odaro
@fizzledaboss
@AfamDeluxo
So he shouldn’t say the person will spend 1500 on rent, as if that’s the fixed amount. That’s not even the average price.
When you relocate from your state to Lagos, is Lekki the first place you will go to rent house?
I made moin-moin for myself. I peeled the beans with my hands cos I wanted to. Someone I do not know on Twitter said I liked suffering, if not, I wouldn't peeled the beans when I could have used beans flour. That I could have used the time I used to peel the beans to make money😔
@McCartney000
@danny_reignz
@HauwaSaka
Can someone please explain to me how people are still getting scammed in this old skool manner in 2023???
I mean there’s literally hundreds of apps out there where you converts your naira to pounnds and get credited immediately? E.g LEMFI
Why go through a third party????
Someone finally said it, pushing Lagos politics in everyone’s faces and making all of us involved when personally I don’t give a flying fuvk, abeg make una shift
I hate how everyone is acting like Lagos represents the entire Yoruba Nation, Yoruba and igbos are co existing peacefully in other Yoruba nations and being allowed to vote freely but because of tribal political propaganda used to create division in Lagos we are all bigots.
+234 Twitter are actually a bunch of animals that attack any women that crosses their path for no reason. Doesn’t matter how pretty she is. I literally shiver in disgust when I come across a random tweet and see them in the comments. Just a bunch of useless men wreaking havoc!
This thing you people are doing is irritating sha. It’s giving high school drama.
The young woman wants to cook? Let her cook.
Leave it to GWR to verify and certify it or not. What’s all these meltdown over a record that hasn’t been set talk more of broken?
E koshi danu jare.
48 hours in Hilda had cooked 110 meals & served 2500+ portions. It’s been 36 hours & we’ve seen 17 meals. You’ll plan for a year to meet global standards & surpass that of a previous holder for someone to wake up & try to beat you without caring to meet anybody’s standards.
"Liberal yoruba" are always quick to generalize and say trash about yoruba people just so they can appear cool to other tribes. No, you're not cool... you're just stupid.
@Yemihazan
it’s not like it isn’t possible to text everyday for 365 days, but every morning is what’s not feasible… it could be afternoon or midday or evening, but every morning is a stretch, i don’t wake up happy everyday
My first flight experience was bittersweet. The plane was kinda tight, heat wanted to finish us (passengers) & my outfit made it worse. On top of that we weren't served good refreshments; Just one hot juice that's smaller than Capri-Sonne, with packaged snacks plus one mentos, &
Your boôbs is not growing because you don't allow guys to touch it...
NB: "A body will remain at rest unless acted upon by an external force"- Newton's 3rd law