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KING;A one woman wolf pack. Lawyer/Youtuber - Because beauty without intelligence is like a masterpiece painted on a napkin #EatCLEANTrainDIRTY IG: @zimbarbiean
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I have an LLB, an LLM and an LPC. I came back to Zim almost 2 years ago and the Cousel for Legal Education still hasn’t reviewed my application to covert my qualifications. 2 YEARS! Job hunting, Googling how to be entrepreneur with $15 - I’m tired
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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We did it Joe!
I have an LLB, an LLM and an LPC. I came back to Zim almost 2 years ago and the Cousel for Legal Education still hasn’t reviewed my application to covert my qualifications. 2 YEARS! Job hunting, Googling how to be entrepreneur with $15 - I’m tired
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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Pricing in Zim is out of control - dinner for 5 at Wombles? $517. Yes the food is great and we know Wombles to be an expensive joint but let me break it down because 400% markups don’t make sense in my mind.
Water - the bottles that go for 70c kuWombles $2 🥲
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Imagine a husband who comes to get your blessing to be in a twar with his ex side chick that he didn’t get your blessing to cheat on you with 😂
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@SissGugu
When I was learning to drive, I used to take a taxi to Randburg where my lessons were then back. Being Zimbabwean, I was scared of using taxis in SA. One taxi driver clocked from the beginning so he would always keep the front seat open for me so that I don’t have to talk 🥺
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I’ll never be afraid to outwardly show affection for my husband. Even if he were to embarrass me tomorrow- and my heart trusts he wouldn’t - I still would not regret it.
I love this man.
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I tried to tell y’all that that chick tried to recruit me as a ‘gf’ for chief nhingi in the club when I was 17. And at the time she was doing it to a LOT of other girls. These charges don’t surprise me one bit.
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The fact that this tweet actually helped get me accepted to do conversions and today I can say I passed them all.... thank you Twitter ❤️🥺
I have an LLB, an LLM and an LPC. I came back to Zim almost 2 years ago and the Cousel for Legal Education still hasn’t reviewed my application to covert my qualifications. 2 YEARS! Job hunting, Googling how to be entrepreneur with $15 - I’m tired
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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So after closing Vic 22 yesterday, my husband & I woke up craving wings. Did the necessary and ordered some but of course delivery guy didn’t have change. So I go into my husbands car looking for his wallet and LO AND BEHOLD there’s a woman’s handbag in the car.
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Only Zimbabweans have the audacity to inflate a currency that’s not theirs
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My husband really is so proud of me for the smallest little accomplishments I make and let me tell you!
Having a personal cheerleader is a real GAME CHANGER BRO! 😭
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It wasn’t loud & frantic. It was comfortable and peaceful.
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I may or may not have a Bae. I may or may not post about him. We may or may not have other baes
Moral of the story: MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS!!
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I wonder if the issue is:
- wearing a uniform to a ceremony i.e time &place even though she is on the job OR
- the fact that most generally look down on housekeeping as a profession & so people are projecting embarrassment/lack of dignity 🤔 is being a maid a secret job 🤷🏽♀️
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So don’t make it seem like it’s a ‘lower financial bracket’ problem. It’s affecting us all in different but dire ways that’s why
#ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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100% when I moved back to ZIM this was the hardest part 🥲 all my best friends were half way across the world and it feels like everyone around you already has their group going.
It’s tough ❤️
Just saw a tik tok that really hit home and expressed how I’ve been feeling
“No one talks much about how difficult it can be in your 20s as a woman, and to not have a group of female friends”
since I moved back home this reality has hit me so hard.
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Watching people unfollow me after announcing the proposal is top tier!
It’s like the trash taking itself out 🍾💃🏽🥳
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Savannah - goes for like $1.50 ku Wombles $6
Starters start from about $11 and that’s chicken livers where you get 3!3 livers.
Now to mains. Cheapest is about $25
I had salmon $40.
Mind you, the sides you get complimentary are onions, beans & butternut
If you want ka rice$2
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I’m not gonna lie, the food is GREAT, cooked to perfection. Steak melts in your mouth and they really understand what you mean by ‘medium rare’ which is more than can be said for some of these other joints but $517!
Waaal - I looked at that bill like HEH 😂
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I’d really love to open a high end post-natal retreat in Zim 🕯️
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My husband has such a cute wife - I really love that for him ☺️
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If you want ka potato $2
CHIPS CHIPS as a SIDE $5 ON TOP OF YOUR $40 main 🥵 am I the only one who doesn’t understand.
Mind you the only alcohol had was 1 wine bottle $35 and one $6 Savannah. Dassol.
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This time next year, I’ll be with child, preggers, baking, marinating a human
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ preferably twins Jesus, but I’ll take what you give me (NEXT YEAR, don’t get overzealous please Lord 🙏🏽)
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Men are trash is about the rapists
Abandoning fathers
Harassing cat callers
Misogynistic co-workers
Liars
The ones who see trash & do nothin
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☺️ what a delight this was!
Monday, 7-am : let’s make sure tatenga data pls guys🥹💃🏽
Attorney and full-time YouTuber Tashinga Bvekerwa
@zimbarbiean
is the next
@ConvoWithTrevor
guest. Subscribe to or visit for this quality conversation.
#ICWT22
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Lol Porsha's ignorance/stupidity never disappoints 😩😂😂😂 😭
#WeWillNeverBeFree
#RHOA
http://t.co/ADySnuZWG7
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Can’t believe this bank is not allowing withdrawals …
No. No. I can believe it 😒
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I had her phone
I couldn’t find my phone
I last saw her when she walked past me
I was in the other room
I was in the bathroom
I called security
I didn’t have my phone remember
Ok. Makes sense
#AkaInterview
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@itshotinnit
THANK YOU 😂 Imagine if I cared about convincing the internet that I’m Wombles’ target market 💀 it’s hardly the point. It’s not a Michelin start restaurant though it’s very nice & fancy
Futi we do know that something can be good AND overpriced right?
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Me! Yhu, may God continue to bless our relationship cause my in-laws love me so much! They cannot with me! ❤️ When I leave they’re already asking me to come back, give me the best gifts, don’t make me work! Hayi
#blessed
Does anyone here have good stories to tell about their in-laws? 🥺 please share. We hardly ever hear those.
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My mum has been in hospital for over a month and ollovasudden- out of nowhere ... she’s going home.
Jeso 😭
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Jus finished doin my hair cause graduation tomorrow n my mummy says green hair is inappropriate 😊😊😊.
It'll be back😈
http://t.co/8X8Lw7iRm6
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I need people to understand that my lifestyle was financed by my mum - and now my fiancé.
I ain’t got shit 😂 but I’m happy though.
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At the risk of sounding ‘out of touch’ This is how they build the narrative …
outside of economics, what is this ‘misery’ scale 🤔🧐
Most Miserable Countries (Misery Index 2022)
1. 🇿🇼Zimbabwe
2. 🇻🇪Venezuela
3. 🇸🇾Syria
4. 🇱🇧Lebanon
5. 🇸🇩Sudan
6. 🇦🇷Argentina
7. 🇾🇪Yemen
8. 🇺🇦Ukraine
9. 🇨🇺Cuba
10. 🇹🇷Turkey
11. 🇱🇰Sri Lanka
12. 🇭🇹Haiti
13. 🇦🇴Angola
14. 🇹🇴Tonga
15. 🇬🇭Ghana
16. 🇿🇦South Africa
17. 🇸🇷Suriname
18.
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One day I will do a roora video on how what you think it is - and what it becomes and more importantly WHOS IN CHARGE - are completely different things!
I hate how secretive the whole thing is and you don’t really know what you don’t know until it’s your cows 😂
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I have yet to do my kuperekwa and I’m looking forward to it 😂 my MIL even offered me her maids to help on top of the tetes.
She’s really just here for the party 💃🏽
Just watched Mikey’s IG story and I’m so sorry but ain’t no way I’m doing the kuperekwa stuff😂 Ain’t no way boy
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I wanna be so successful that my husband doesn't have to work.
He can just stay home and be a trophy spouse
#PamberiNemaHouseHusband
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Then my husband goes ‘wait… maybe that’s why this guy (one of the people we were with) has been trying to call me’
So he calls the guy ON SPEAKER and YES 😥
@mandi_tembo
had forgotten her handbag and the Vic 22 peeps had given it to J 💀
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We would sooner believe in witchcraft ne jongwe that predicts your death than the effects of drunk driving.
Zimbabwe ka..
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Asi
@JeradiChantelle
ka 😂 and the look on her face shows she knew she was being a runner & a track star 😂
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I call my husband for EVERY little thing. I genuinely believe he can fix everything 😂 or get a guy!
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Netflix categories are getting out of hand. Soon it will be ‘Movies to watch when you’ve broken up with your bf because he slept with your bestie’ 😂
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Im too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener.
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Tbh … I don’t know if Zim’s
@fentybeauty
ambassadors are reflective of the market - or relatable 🤷🏽♀️
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My husband and I can throw a PARTY 🕺🏽 - That wedding was FIRE 🔥😮💨
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What upsets me isn’t those who say they can’t come. Nah I love those guys! It’s those who insist they can &cancel less than a week before - you really have no respect for the amount of money you costing me eh… ok.
That’s how relationships break down 🤷🏽♀️ AITA
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People hating on Elsa or finding her ‘not that funny anymore’ I think comes from how people like things before they’re poppin. Now that she’s getting MAZIrecognition, surrenly it’s not so funny. Boils down to possessiveness and a hint of jealousy in my opinion.
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Female best friends are a NO NO. Them fetty wap - got one eye on your man ass bitches
Them 'he's like a brother to me' ass bitches
No. Ho
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TALK THAT TALK
@pia_sumn
☎️ s/o
@_denn1s
@Tonderai_
What is pretty privilege?
How does it affect friendships, work, the justice system & society as a whole?
Are we equally mad about male ‘beauty’ pressures e.g height & financial requirements
VIDEO OUT NOW
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At this point man’s moving hella suspicious to me 🙃 but I keep a level head and go back to looking for change for this delivery guy, limiting my dissatisfaction to murderous side eyes and little ‘ho nhai’ shrugs.
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The normality of homophobia in Zim is just sad. Like it's not normal to be so hateful.
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4am. Broom. Zambia.
Blackened Knees.
The hustle.
Marriage, a haiku by T.L.Nhongo
Jokes. I’m very sure haikus don’t go that way 😂
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We adults, we busy.
There's no reason to stay in constant contact with each other to prove our friendship.
Just know, if u need me
I'm here
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Some of these bent back paper clip positions you can do but mans start thinking it’s a REAL position like nah bruv. My lungs can’t handle.
@MISSCHINDIYA
WHAT YOUR RATES LOOKING LIKE 🥲😢🥹
I wanna come for stamina! Hi pls 💀
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My fiancé is making me brunch to prepare me for Mother’s Day when I become a mother ☺️ At this rate, I get all the perks and non of the diapers - WINNING
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Him: ‘huh? I don’t know… do you think maybe I stole someone’s bag thinking it was yours??’
THATS THE BEST YOU CAN CONE UP WITH???
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Now… i trust my husband but whooooooooose bag is in your car nigga? On the passengers side looking comfortable 🤔 I even forgot about the delivery guy and went back into the house
Me: ‘Excuse me, whose handbag is in your car’
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We live together, I wake up, he says good morning and makes me coffee. I shower, get ready. He goes 'mmm snack' before I leave the house. Have a good day etc. THEN! when i get to work he sends a 'good morning my love' message.
Every. Damn. Day.
Lord you dey bless me 😭🤗😍
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The thin line between ghosting and debt evasion ... a tale as long as time 😂
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When you tired of your mum 'abusing' you so you write her a strongly worded letter about why you're running away
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Search the word “sky” in your camera roll and post your favourite
Search the word “sky” in your camera roll and post your favourite
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