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stfu
All I want is to be an average man making an average living. I'd marry a regular girl, have 2 kids, a girl and a boy. Retire when my daughter gets married & spend the rest of my leisure days watching anime. And then I'd die of old age before my wife. Yup, that's the life I want.
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is it just me or do cars have faces?? Like I could tell if a car was smiling or angry 😭😭😭
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instead make my papa dey bomb for 90s, the werey go dey rizz my mama💔
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I Been Alive For 20yrs & Never Seen a Hausa Funeral On God They Eat Each Other
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Niggas turn gay and make it their whole personality
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I heard someone say something like
"Blind people don't see black, or white, they see nothing."
I can't really comprehend it. What does nothing look like????
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Unpopular Opinion: People who hate anime just do cuz their measly brains can multitask hearing Japanese & reading subtitles at the same time
One day we will talk about the damage Anime brought to Nigerian youths
And it’s negative effects on the society
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Watching your parents divorce really breaks you, my heart goes out to all who been thru it. Let's create a better world for our children 🤞🏾
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No one:
Diddy:
Once the artiste is blown , I stop fucking with them. My Job’s done.
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nothing funnier than artists using the "i'm a kid" tax. You're not 18 anymore nigga, grow tf up.
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if you don't like condom boxers, I'll just assume it's tiny down there
Which do you prefer?
Condom boxers or Cotton boxers ?
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oya nau
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maturing is realizing gold jewellery is actually fire, you were just styling it wrong
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your body knows if you're tryna get slim or fat, so it makes whichever hard for you
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if I don't touch mad bread before 27, I'll straight up kms
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opportunity cums but once
why do men do that thing where they make you think that they are interested in you and then they ghost you?
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You’re not a bad boy if you never spent your school fees
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na this kind voice Danny wan use do podcast??😭
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Muslims & Christians don't serve the same God. Religious leaders created that bs to avoid conflict
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"ma, how much is lube?"
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"wow, okay, do you sell groundnut oil?"
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kashamadupe genic
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instead make I dey bomb, I dey follow my street niggas play 2 shot
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so all of a sudden, we're all introverts & have trypophobia???
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Lord pls if she can't be with me, let her be with you 🙂
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sapanese cuz I needa understand why I'm broke
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Among us in its prime was crazy asf, cause why was I swearing on my grandma's life I wasn’t imposter when I was 😭😭
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What the real feminists OGs built all for one keyboard warrior to come & stain their white
Picture Of Igbo Female training during the Nigeria- Biafra war.
Women fought in the w
@r
Too
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If I try a food I hate & find out I love it, I'm taking that secret to the grave
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lol
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"did a presentation" but all this weirdo talked about was hentai
Omgg, i did a personal presentation on this in April☺️
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demon slayer is mid.
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what shall it profit a man to lose everything on earth & still lose heaven?
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@176Dan
@_Cyphera
@xmbdoteth
Done ser, got you TG pinned too🥹🫶🏾
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i have cancer & all I want is to eat sum stir-fry before I leave
I will be giving away a free plate of pasta and turkey (as seen below ) to the person with no engagement on their quote (note: you would pay for your delivery yourself )
duration : 17 hours
Goodluck
For people in lagos only 🙏
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Shakespeare once said "if kissing your tiddies sent me to hell then I would do it, then while there I could brag about how I tasted heaven"
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fire cuz they didn't say the fire was hot 🧍🏾♂️
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human meat tastes like pork
What is the most disturbing fact about the human body that you know?
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he speaks facts tho, I know how I dey advice people wey old pass me mad
I SENIOR REMA WITH 6 YEARS
BUT WHEN HIM DEY TALK I DEY PAY FULL ATTENTION.
E GET MANY THINGS WEY HIM TELL ME WEY I NEVER HEAR ANYBODY TELL ME.
NOT EVEN MY FATHER & MOTHER
AND TRUST ME. I DON HEAR NANY ADVICE.
I REPEAT.
OG NO BE BY AGE
- INDUSTRY MACHINE
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there's a way someone will move that you'll just know he's a man u fan
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I fw lizards. I have lizards everywhere around my house. I have a light I leave on at night just to attract bugs so the lizards can eat so I can get one to crawl on my hand but usually they are timid if approached so I try to leave them be as much as I can
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@oneandonlytemi
didnt laugh, not even a single giggle, not a single haha, not even a hehe. I did not even feel like laughing at some point. I didn’t let out even a chuckle, not even a subtle burst of air out of my oesophagus.
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All I do in this school is spend money, I'm not learning shishi
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wagwan
I will be giving away a free plate of pasta and turkey (as seen below ) to the person with no engagement on their quote (note: you would pay for your delivery yourself )
duration : 17 hours
Goodluck
For people in lagos only 🙏
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imagining ending up like yayi dem mehn
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web3 + fraud is crazy. How do you even handle the heat
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Ayra starr, y'all will deny it but she's top
name a celebrity whose face card has never declined.
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you're BOTthering her
My own no dey ever pass “wyd” “how was your day”. I just dey do like bot 💔
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it's time i get back to focusing on Solana this summer. 100x insha'Allah
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i don't need another snake
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@kfw_rolaa
hi hi kofs, I know we had our differences plus I wasn't there for you when you needed. I'm sorry 'bout that & would like us to makeup. Let's start over & see how it goes
Tell your mum I said wagwan
Love, shallii
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you fooled us once bruv, now wrap this shii up & go back to making tiktoks for npc boys
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