Loid calling Anya “Peanut” in his thoughts and only in his thoughts (this is something he’s taking to the grave) but Anya hears and it always makes her feel fuzzy.
Until she finally needs to convince him she’s a telepath and not an enemy child spy and she sobs “I’M YOUR PEANUT!”
@felpilled
@sushib0mb
Similarly, she often gets teased by her peers for being so short. But again. She’s not six yet! But she can’t tell them that! It would be very angsty and heart wrenching to see just How Long she can or forces herself to keep hiding the truth as she ages, even from Yor and Loid—
@XoxoMika_213
I can picture Loid hesitantly asking her about it later and she learns what that acronym REALLY means and she cries so apologetically 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
@spatziline
this is Peak Comedy I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Loid just noping out of the conversation and Yor has no idea what she's about to be asked lmaooooo!!!!!!! your art is always hilarous and helps brighten my day! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Spy x Family Spoilers / Musings
I loved today’s short mission chapter!! And it reminded me that for a while I’ve been wondering about the possibility of in-universe Anya’s name originally (or maybe she herself subconsciously choosing the spelling) by deriving Ania from Ostania.
sorry but interpreting Anya as 6 is something I cannot understand when THIS is the first page of the entire series!
You really think the mangaka would do that? Have a little girl desperate to get adopted who can READ MINDS & get the Magic Words to Make It Happen TELL A LIE?! 🫢
@SageGarnish
@nahimg00d
@obi_nob_kenobi
If someone bookmarked the fic or marked for later 💔 if you keep Reposting your fic over & over without even adding new chapters to it, ppl searching who recognize your fic are going to avoid it out of spite, like I do ppl to who use a million tags/crossovers to cover the screen!
idk how else to illustrate this than making a fake, unpublished example fanfic —
STOP DOING THIS!
POST YOUR ONE SHOTS SEPARATELY! ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE FOR DIFFERENT FANDOMS/SHIPS!
***Tags selected randomly for making a quick example***
#AO3
#ArchiveOfOurOwn
#fanfic
#oneshot
Anya coming home from the zoo to her parents having Gripes; Papa and Uncle almost killing each other with Papa getting shot; Uncle getting more hints towards his identity; Papa distancing himself out of fear he’s becoming too compromised thus Mama thinking Papa is cheating like—
@bokutosayswhaat
Yor innocently leaves him on read or ends a sentence with a period or forgets to add a smiley face and Loid has a panic attack on how his marriage is on the verge of collapse 🤣
SXF70 SPOILERS
imagine all the therapy Anya is gonna need after this arc and having ptsd with bombs as a trigger and it just compounds on what she saw and went through with Bond to stop Loid from dying from that bomb. She wants to prove she’s fine but—
I want Loid to become obsessed with holding Yor. It gradually becomes one of his favorite pastimes without him noticing. He wakes up with her in his arms and steals as much time as he can just hugging her in bed whether she’s still sleeping or not before he has to start his day.
TWILIGHT GETTING AMNESIA AND HE COMPLETELY FORGETS ABOUT BEING A SPY.
He wakes up to Yor and Anya at his side and is like, "Who Am I?"
"You're Loid Forger, a psychiatrist, and my husband."
"You're also my Papa!"
"Oh... 🥹❤️"
He falls in love with his family as a normal person.
IK I’ve said this before at some point but I really want Daybreak to come back and (however briefly) be infatuated with Yor, to Twilight’s absolute fury. 😂🙏🏻
As the years go on would she become so wrapped up in the lie that she just Forgets she’s not the same age as Becky, as Damian? How would she act meeting someone who is her actual age and seeing how all these lies and this life changed her?
idk it’s interesting to think about.
@hanavbara
@SpyFamilyTweets
These types of anime accounts need to learn how the RETWEET button works, especially since your art is literal available on Twitter 🙃
What about when all her peers start going through puberty, would she be an “early bloomer” and the considered right on time with everyone none the wiser? When she gets a government id and is assumed to be able to drive or vote or drink alcohol etc but maybe shouldn’t?
IK I’ve said this before at some point but I really want Daybreak to come back and (however briefly) be infatuated with Yor, to Twilight’s absolute fury. 😂🙏🏻
Imagine in the sxf epilogue after the Forgers’ secrets get blown open, Twilight becomes an actual psychiatrist just so he can figure out how the fuck to help his 2-years~younger-than-he-thought telepathic lab experiment of a daughter with abandonment issues & trauma up the wazoo.
Bond has more and more questions with every new TwiYor Baby, or as he thinks of them, Tiny Anyas.
Like:
“Why don’t the Tiny Anyas have horns?!”
And:
“I’m colorblind but why aren’t any of the Tiny Anyas pink?!”
Bond better live long af bc of his clairvoyance somehow 😭
Loid 20+ years in the future with gray hairs looking up from his paper and reading glasses—Yor knitting with her stilettos beside him—to Bond wagging content at his feet: “Uh, Yor, love… d-do dogs… /live/ this long…?”
And part of her being behind her peers is also due to the mysterious scientists, and going from orphanage to home to home without any formal education and then suddenly being thrown into Eden. She doesn’t even know how to tell time when she gets Bond, or how long minutes are 🥲💔
#damianya
Damian: Anya Forger? what a loser i hate her i— *trips* *thousands of pictures of Anya spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i— *slips on a pile of pictures* fu ck no they’re not mine i hate her i just—
Twilight discovering the existence of Garden via an assassin being tasked with investigating Loid Forger and hanging around Yor but he thinks the guy has the hots for His Wife or is trying to Assassinate His Wife, not knowing his own wife is an assassin and he gets protective 🫠
@hamham_kuku
“A SPY MUST BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓 he though of, what was it? 87? 870? possible date ideas for Yor. He’ll have THOUSANDS of ideas planned for her and their (their!!! ❣️💘) baby. 🥹💓
SPYXFAMILY SPOILERS
Since we still don’t know Martha’s surname and Endo-sensei loves alliteration/assonance with side characters, what if Martha & Matthew McMahon are related somehow, maybe siblings? 👀
But also I think this implied she’s married to Henry… HM…
Just had a thought on the subject of TwiYor + Loid’s birth name/alias. 🤯
Just like I’m a big fan of the theory that Twilight’s birth name is ROY bc it’s YOR spelled backwards and fits his R/L chosen alias theme — what if ROLAND is an alias bc Yor’s name is derived from YOLANDA?
Twilight: don’t kill me, i have a wife!
murderer: you think i care?
Twilight: oh no, you misunderstand. this isn’t a plea for mercy, it’s a warning
murderer: wha—
You, kicking down the door, brandishing a stiletto: MAY I HAVE THE HONOR OF TAKING YOUR LIFE!?
Imagine a montage of Loid continuing to look at her with this soft expression as the years go by and they slowly grow old together and her cooking improves more and more 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹💗💗💗💗💗
Yor, her assassin job revealed, her heart in shreds, agony level 1000: When is a monster not a monster?
Loid, cupping her face in his hands so gently, thumb ghosting over the blood stain on her cheek, trying to meet her gaze, stomacheacheyness level 900: Oh, when you love it.
Personally, I interpret her as closer to 4 over 5 because it makes it a bigger deal for her to be lying about being 6 for the age requirement for Eden. Things like her height and language, and math skills are noted and implied to be well below her peers. She can’t tell time when
McMahon to Yor at work after babysitting Anya: Sign here
Yor: What’s this?
M: Your official adoption papers for Miss Anya should anything happen to your husband
Y: Oh okay!
M: Now sign here
Y: What’s this?
M: My adoption papers for you.
Y: ?
M: I want to be her grandpa
Y: 🥹✍️
@AllOumie
mlm is slang for “Man Loving Men” so it’s an umbrella queer term that applies both gay and bi (and other queer identities) men. In this context a mlm ship is a ship of Male Character/Male Character where one or both could be gay or bi (etc). Hope that helps explain.
Imagine if SXF ends with something like “Good day, or perhaps good evening, Twilight. Thank you for your years of service. Your final mission is to live a happy life with your family as Loid Forger.” and Twilight retires as a spy. 🥺
🧵 TWIYOR ANGST OK IMAGINE–
Loid and Yor have been Fake Married for a good while now and Yor wants to know more about Loid and what his life was like before their arrangement.
She wants to know more about Loid's First Wife.
The Mother Of His Child.
The One True Love Of His Life.
@BlackTigr
@khaenrian
For real!! The fact that Barbara, Jean and Diona have the exact same passive cooking talent, and Noelle and Xinyan have the exact same passive —when Noelle and Barbara are Eventual Permanent Guaranteed characters — it makes the others’ passives Completely useless and wasted slot!
i miss you even more than i could have believed; and i was prepared to miss you a good deal. so this letter is just really a squeal of pain. it is incredible how essential to me you have become.
My first thought at this SXF anniversary sketch: the Forgers’ greeting card photo announcing their family is going from 4 members to 5 and Yor is pregnant 🤭😌🚼
SXF SPOILERS /
AU WHERE ADVISOR’S FRIENDS ALL LIVE AND FRANKY TRACKS THEM DOWN SO THEY CAN ALL THROW LOID A BELATED BACHELOR PARTY AND GET HIM SO DRUNK HE CAN’T STOP GUSHING ABOUT HIS WIFE. AND DAUGHTER. AND DOG. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
she gets Bond! She doesn’t understand that she’s using the grammar of “Chichi” and “Haha” in Japanese when addressing Loid and Yor directly wrong! She has a wild imagination and jumps to hilariously outlandish conclusions due to her traumatic abandonment issues!
There’s a reason some people look really good surrounded by flowers and it’s because they’re a ray of sunshine themselves. Their smile makes flowers bloom.
It’s implied Yor’s cooking is So Bad bc she & Yuri grew up using Survival Cooking in order to survive alone, but I want it said in dialogue eventually. Someone insults Yor’s cooking, Loid defends her and comments on how much improvement she’s made since they’ve been married 🥹💘
Anya going to therapy but not wanting to go to therapy because she thinks it means she’s Broken and if she’s Broken She’s Not Needed and if she’s Not Needed then she’ll be Sent Back. So she just tries to read the therapists’ minds to find the Correct Answers to their questions 🥲
It’s very likely after her escape from the scientists, all her foster home placement and returns to the orphanage happened very close together, which is why the orphanage staff secretly viewed her as a problem child and why she has such deep rooted abandonment issues.
every episode of Spy Wars with a plot around Bombs triggers a panic attack and flashbacks and she’s crying and rocking and covering her ears. Mama and Papa’s thoughts are a mess of guilt and sorrow and rage and grief and agony and relief and love and pain. She has ptsd, they say.
Fiona: I’m cold 🫣
Twilight: Oh. Okay. 😐
Yor: I’m cold 😕
Twilight: Oh Yor-san take my coat, I can’t allow my wife to catch an illness! Let’s hurry home some so we can make your favorite soup together! 😊🥰🧥☀️