My parents moved to Enugu when I was 3yrs old, I grew up and fell in love with the city and wouldn't leave even when I had better opportunities out there, I believed I was going to make it here. But it's not working so I'm taking what's remaining and making that big move
@instablog9ja
The only contribution you talked about was s*x! And when men attack by saying that's all most ladies can offer! Fight go start... By the way you didn't answer his question o! Lemme rephrase, is he ya daddy⁉️
@MAF_clothing_
There was this my neighbour nobody knew she was pregnant.. she stepped out one day with baby basket and came back with a baby.. everybody shock! Plateau woman
@eyenadams
Just like the testimony someone gave in church. Her kids filled the stove with fuel and cooked with it.. it was when they wanted to fill the gen that they realized what has happened.. the woman calls God "omere fuel kerosene" till today
Got back home from work two days ago and my son was missing where I dropped him. I was just shouting God after 5 years of hard labour! God I really suffered with that boy 😭.. I found him 5mins later.. next day na so I put am for bag carry go work...
@aproko_doctor
Most of the women secretly go for family planning.. Because if oga catch you
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One came yesterday and was begging we should help her that the husband will soon be back and she's on the 5th child...
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My dear, more men need to be educated about child spacing
@chef_amakaa
Another one
Drop a teaspoon of honey on a paper
The paper won't soak
That's another too
I sell honey though
In case you want some
It's my brand
And originality is my watchword
Happening now at Kenyatta road before timber ... Our neighiurinhbg compound is on fire.. fire service is yet to arrive ... We nenend help 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@EnuguGod
@Ujamidaize
@ConnectEnugu
Hello tweeps
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I sell raw undiluted wild honey..
Tested and trusted
A trial will convince you
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We have distributors in Lagos, Enugu, pH and Umuahia so you don't have to worry about waybill..
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Pls support my little hustle and God will bless you🙏🙏🙏🙏
@romeocza
Lolzzz
Just reminded me of what happened yesterday night
One cockroach just run out from nowhere
Na so I match am with that speed
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Mum was like wetin that Roach do you now
And I was like "where was he when we were looking for rent
Now we've paid rent
And he came out of hiding
@_Ebubechukwu_
@fhesty_Gee
Like when I call my friends to help me out with cash and they start apologizing cos they can't come through. I be like chill babe, me too no get, na him make me dey beg
@Uzochukwukwalu2
Ah boss you first get mind to leave a whole 1k that's akpa ego ise!... Na your own overwhelm me pass... God bless you both for being so sincere ❤️🙏
Couldn't sleep last night cos of blocked nostrils, tried drugs and hot water therapy.. until I remembered
@Nig_Farmer
tip on how to clear stuffed nose with onion, I tried it and it cleared in minutes... thank you o great naija farmer
@HarrisonBbi18
@chysom_
@segalink
@HQNigerianArmy
@RuggedyBaba
She'll call it discipline now
Parents don't know the difference between discipline and torture
With all the torture dey gave us while growing up. We still repeat those things a thousand times
Be patient with a child
They love experimenting
@aproko_doctor
Two of my roommates aged 28 and 16 respectively both had really sagged boobs like my grannie's (not judging)
I saw different types of breast in hostel that made me conclude some people are just created differently and didn't get a sagging breast because of their bad ways
My parents moved to Enugu when I was 3yrs old, I grew up and fell in love with the city and wouldn't leave even when I had better opportunities out there, I believed I was going to make it here. But it's not working so I'm taking what's remaining and making that big move
@chef_amakaa
I sell raw undiluted honey
And I have distributors in Enugu, Abuja, Lagos and PH so you don't have to worry about waybill... And it's pocket friendly 💓🐝
Hello tweeps! Allow me introduce mama's fresh soy milk powder 🥰 it's a good source of protein for body builders, vegans and children, it's something everyone in the house would love... Gimme 2k and it's all yours 😁🙌
@Postsubman
Courtesy and respect is gradually disappearing from our society... Just because you're patronizing a vendor doesn't mean you should fling away respect.. she for just say 'your husband'
@ToyosiGodwin
Chi chi sorry eh, no cry again.
Dust thier yansh begin go house
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I Just dey look Dem drag meat for my front.. didn't even know how to react
@Postsubman
Hahahah... I love the way Jamjam was just guiding her gently.
She really wants it but jamjam is trying to keep her safe from whatever reason
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Kids love
Divine
Dealing with accident trauma all alone in a new city. It's 3:30pm but I'm shivering and there's no AC. I want to cry I want to wail I want to be fine 🥲
@ToyosiGodwin
When I lost my dad, I was serving in akwa ibom then, two of my friends came to sympathize (both guys) na so Dem ask me wetin dey house, I made pepper soup and rice the previous day, told Dem, na so Dem dash enter kitchen go serve themselves, eat finish tell me..
@_theFoodie
On my way to work in a Keke, the driver was driving like he had an appointment with death, the dude seated beside me was expecting me to say something as per woman, but I didn't, he then screamed at the driver like, nwoke'm you no get break?.. I don dey wait make this lady
@Naija_PR
That time I took communion in pry sch. Cos I saw my classmates taking it... My catholic neighbor said my tongue was going to grow out and I almost cried myself to death until my mom saved me. Queen na God go judge you 😒