Me *dies to bandit* “he’s in blue” *A minute passes* Teammate *pushes in* *dies to bandit* “wtf he’s not in blue!”. Congrats you learned operators have legs!
I didn’t want to make this post, but I’ve been
@Skitttlz
social media manager for almost 2 years now and he hasn’t paid me a single dime. The original contract I signed stated I would get 10% of ALL Skittlz LLC revenue and paid out a lump sum of 10k each year.
So I was admitted into the hospital last night cuz it hurt extremely bad to breathe and swallow. After some tests they found that my lungs have ruptured inwards having air escape, I have air surrounding my lungs, blood vessels, esophagus, and heart. Pt1
LFT for upcoming CL/PL season.
I can play any role but my past experience has been on fragging roles.
I will be 18 in a month.
Retweets are appreciated :)
On a good note, it seems like it’s a one time thing and will most likely go away by absorbing back into my body. It can take a long time and it’s also extremely painful. However it’s much better than needing surgery or having a tube placed inside me. We gonna live Pt2
Ranked
Noun
An absolute madhouse where people are either too patient, or can’t sit still.
“There are 20 seconds left, why are you still on the roof?! I fucking hate ranked”
“This idiot literally vaults out of any window possible, man ranked is so fun”
Whenever I procrastinate I always tell myself “it’s a problem for future me” and then when the deadline hits I end up getting mad at my past self. Why am I like this?!?
My uplay is finally just zanky, and I’m so happy. If you want your name without the dots and dashes, check to see if the account is inactive and if it is dm Ubisoft support and tell them about it.
To all the people that say they’re shit all the time: if you continue to say that, people will start believing you and you will continue to play bad or even worse. Be confident, don’t get an ego, but be confident. You WILL improve
My new thing is to say “that’s actually a common misconception” whenever someone explains something, whether they are right or not just to get them to start rethinking what they are saying
As of right now I will not be playing ccs, I don’t have time to commit fully. I am a senior and I’m graduating early, but in order to do that I’m required to have a job to receive a credit. Once January comes I will no longer need to have a job/ I won’t have school anymore...
Siege has been genuinely enjoyable again, shout out to Dave, Viirus, Skittlz, Ghxst, and Crookid for making it a fun return (also more people but these are the people I’ve been playing with the most)
Shit that pisses me off:
1. People talking during movies
2. The spots the teacher misses when wiping off the whiteboard
3. Being killed from border skylight
I don’t watch pro league streams with chat on, I can’t believe how fucking stupid people are. Like it’s one thing to be bad at the game, it’s another to be an idiot.
Sadly I have to make this announcement: Crookid will no longer be playing on my team as his doctor recently told him he has three weeks to live. He has been diagnosed with Ligma and sadly no cure is currently available. My prayers go out to him and his family
Vulcan is the greatest thing ever made, thank you Ubisoft for doing something good for the game, went from 130 average fps to a consistent 215 :)))))))
Actual LFT msg: Crookid and I are looking for a ccs team for next season as we are eligible to play again. Retweets are appreciated, Dm me if interested
OMG Pengu no longer on PENTA?!!?!?!?! How could he leave them!!!!!!!!!! I think I’m going to have to turn twitch chat off if I see another idiot say something about penta/g2
Alright, we are looking for one more player to fill our roster, we have some people that are trying out but if you would like a tryout as well msg me, I’ll be home around 6:15 est