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@zalgo

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@zalgo
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9 months
RT to win!
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@zalgo
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Update on the status of NX1, some tomfoolery has been achieved
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@zalgo
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4 months
@xyz3va This is actually comical, big company but still using tactics of a 2012 Skype group chat 😭
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@zalgo
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27 days
Checks for gold are bypassed, time to get passed this screen hmm
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@zalgo
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26 days
NX1 soonTM
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@zalgo
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27 days
NX1 having me see a diving mechanic on MW2 is weird to see
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@zalgo
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8 months
@corainxo do you also drink to forget you being a racist?
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@zalgo
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2 months
@imintofun @clippedszn Handsome Truth harbours Gypsy on his platform of right winged content & view bots his streams; Gypsy's also a confirmed child predator & a weirdo grifter.
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@zalgo
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5 months
Operator faking being kidnapped makes me thankful I dipped from the Doxbin scene when I did Y'all really went from larping crypto wallets to larping a whole kidnapping for clout in an already dead/dying scene Comical
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@zalgo
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4 months
@ItsCharaHere @discord Have fun trying to get a response out of Discord, I got terminated a few weeks back for self-botting while I was sleeping, shit's just sad
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@zalgo
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6 months
ah yes, @discord say that my account is disabled... the same account i am currently logged into (my main)
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@zalgo
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3 months
@Bringus_Studios Well, Xbox One & above have mostly just been Windows 8 & 10 versions that were modified to be ran under their Hyper-V platform
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@zalgo
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27 days
Select, Start & B enables UFO Select, Start & RT enables Look Inversion Select & Up kills you Select, Start & RB fast restarts the game Select, Start & LB tries to play a replay Gonna keep looking for other things in the game files and the game itself, this is kinda fun ngl
@zalgo
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27 days
Figuring out the button combos for NX1, so far I have fast restart & UFO mode, hopefully they're not like the Konami code or summ
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@zalgo
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4 months
@discord @discord_support @jasoncitron Please explain to me, what did I post for me to violate "Child Safety" rules. Explain how you can hire literal child groomers and braindead people who can barely type in English but I get banned for 0 reason? LMAO
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@zalgo
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6 months
For the time being my only accounts to contact are zalgo.cipher & zalgohaha
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@zalgo
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6 months
@discord You mind actually looking into your reports? Me, the man who literally hunts pedophiles being punished for apparently endangering kids? LMAO
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@zalgo
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27 days
Good to see the common easter egg for the CODs is in NX1 too hahaha
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@zalgo
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4 months
@PeppermintSw @Helmeto_Boy @JonasDann @possumbucket @realRubenSim @menskawitz54318 @Furspanic @KreekCraft So you're making stuff up about people then claiming you're not going to grab the proof, meanwhile there's heaps of evidence of you & your crew being weirdo sex pests on the internet? Seems like someone's arguing just to argue because of them being an internet punching bag.
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@zalgo
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Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip...uh-huh.
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@zalgo
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3 months
What are these doing here?
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@zalgo
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2 months
Me when common false-positive
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2 months
PSA: If you are using Roblox Account Manager, REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY and DO NOT UPDATE IT For whatever reason it has been compromised with a trojan (aka a virus) and when it asks you to update it will install said virus on your machine. Spread awareness please and ty!
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@zalgo
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5 months
ps4 was collecting a bit of dust
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@zalgo
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@ItsZaury It's an exploit that was founded by someome in the modding community, the same guy can upload to Microsoft's image servers, it's been disclosed to Microsoft & waiting on a response from them about a fix for it
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@zalgo
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5 months
This new #TeamFortress2 update looks weird, anyone else experiencing this problem? Clara must've gotten into my PC again
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@zalgo
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2 months
@wzlatamgamenews This isn't on Xbox, if you play through the Game Pass it shows you being on Xbox; this internal is a public cheat that is known to getting you shadow banned quite quickly
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@zalgo
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7 months
think my 360 needs an update
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@zalgo
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7 months
@Savnatra @st4nced you rep warzone records in your bio like they're achievements, reevaluate your life g
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@zalgo
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6 months
@cvvmen @ryyyyyyyy @KurtRustles this has got to be the worst formatted d0x i think i've seen in a few years ngl
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@zalgo
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6 months
well done, you can grab a public figure's name from google then go on whitepages to find their address, monkeymafia were defunct after the police grabbed most of y'all LMAO
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@zalgo
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1 month
@proxychain @rtros @1mf @jasperpwnz HvH me pal, you'll get $moked
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@zalgo
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8 months
@8eatz shoutout my homie bryan fiji
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@zalgo
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6 months
@discord You mind actually looking into your reports? Me, the man who literally hunts pedophiles being punished for apparently endangering kids? LMAO
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@zalgo
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27 days
Crazy that NX1 is basically what Ghosts was based from
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@zalgo
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4 months
New record, less than 3 hours & I managed to brick Ubuntu GGs
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@zalgo
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3 months
Bro blocked me on Discord because I laughed at him for trying to sell his gamepass code for £15 LMAO
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@zalgo
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2 months
Had a peek into this & it seems to legit just be the pre-release version they handed out the content creators & with it being that version, they'll be looking at XUIDs & such when you auth; Liam and the other devs will prolly ban you for playing this, it's also a dropper js :3
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SoaR retards are gatekeeping this masterpiece to hit their unusable clips. I’m a man of the community here’s the official H2M launcher!
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@zalgo
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4 months
Something tells me my computer is slightly outdated
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@zalgo
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8 months
afternoon champs
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@zalgo
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5 months
Aight, @discord for one, how tf can I self-bot while my PC's off & I'm sleeping, two WHAT?
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@zalgo
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3 months
@wristharm You sure that's not just a Greggs sausage roll?
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@zalgo
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4 months
@wristharm People who still rep "extort com" & Zone are genuinely stuck in the past istg 😭
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@zalgo
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27 days
Hmmm
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@zalgo
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3 months
DAWG
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@The_xTooPalex @juneisonline You would need a plugin called "HvP.xex" for it to run on your RGH normally
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@zalgo
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4 months
@nathudgens @firefox is a good choice if you'd like something that's barebones & runs well
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@zalgo
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2 months
Reminder that this man esexed Cherry, who is a minor!
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@1mf ITS TIME FOR THE DEMONS TO COME OUT
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@zalgo
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8 months
is it because there's no minors for you to groom on bo2, ethan?
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8 months
I miss playing BO2
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@zalgo
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@endermanch It’s almost like the control panel has been the same since XP or something
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@zalgo
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2 months
@akaZekco E71 means that XAM (a core part of the 360) couldn't find the dash.xex, not a bad issue unless it prevents the console from booting, then you'll need to reflash the NAND or in a worse case send it in for repairs; as long as it boots just fine you'll be aight
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@zalgo
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4 months
99% of the underground scene 😭
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Hello there BO6
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@zalgo
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7 months
@teir26 had knife lunges too
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@zalgo
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5 months
@deviate Oh Ken, Kendrick is smoking on Drake, that man addressed his entire family & released a hidden daughter of his
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@zalgo
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7 months
gm lads new mug came in
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2 months
Interesting to say the least, possible GTA V online for JB'd PS4s?
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@PeppermintSw @Helmeto_Boy @JonasDann @possumbucket @realRubenSim @menskawitz54318 @Furspanic @KreekCraft 1.) Stop repping Satanism-related stuff, you're not a Satanist 2.) You have worse English comprehension than Todd Rodgers 3.) You're just spouting random bs just to argue atp Log off & reevaulate your entire life choices that lead up to this point.
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@zalgo
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9 months
@dissing @KurtRustles pov: a guilty man
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@PeppermintSw @Helmeto_Boy @JonasDann @possumbucket @realRubenSim @menskawitz54318 @Furspanic @KreekCraft Why should I slam my head into a wall? It was a fun time exposing pedos & running them off the internet when I was a part of Gediunius! Seems like the pedo himself doesn't like it when his own kind gets ran away; what a shocker...
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@zalgo
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@Vyp3z @ankowife “Memegen” bro couldn’t do a basic text layer in MS Paint 💀
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@zalgo
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6 months
@ripjumex @joshesth0ughts @shxxxsta brother, your career was dead when you tried taking the easy route, your music is dogshit & a down syndrome fortnite player can make better music
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@zalgo
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7 months
@seafish clearly you have to plug them into the monitor durr
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4 months
@intangir_ @KurtRustles @FloydFictoor Dawg I’m gonna be honest with you, you’re rapping LS in 2024; you’re more of a loser than anyone you’ve just mentioned. You’re acting like a massive hackerman on X while being a complete nobody… Act your age, grow up
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@zalgo
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4 months
Fortnite really went from working just fine last season to barely being able to play without stuttering constantly this season, LMAO
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@zalgo
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2 months
Welcome back BO6, long time no see
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@GorillaCams @deadVapeOG @8eatz @indeedotcom age of consent != someone’s an automatic adult, that’s still a whole child g
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@zalgo
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8 months
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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@zalgo
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5 months
something seems off here
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4 months
Update: It turns out the self-bot ban was a false email, someone falsely reported my old account "NetDLL" for violating apparent child safety rules that I didn't violate twice, @discord @discord_support it's a real shame that you're allowing people to abuse reports like this.
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@zalgo
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Aight, @discord for one, how tf can I self-bot while my PC's off & I'm sleeping, two WHAT?
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@zalgo
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4 months
Same man btw
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jesus died with an erection
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@zalgo
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5 months
average day on cs2
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Gamerpic looks a bit strange
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glad that suyu released, now i don't need to buy a switch (will probably still buy one anyway)
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@getsimswaped least corny telegram message
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@1evilcat Twisty literally did everything including extort kids & have audios of minors moaning in his inboxes, bro was deranged
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7 months
@Talohns @NoJugsJenna was that your reaction when the 12 year olds say no?
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6 months
@deadVapeOG having sex with kids isn't a flex g, just saying
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@Unhingedric @LazyLunatic34 @MzAilixx23 @crimeTV_ @girlfighttv You bought Twitter blue just to get 0 interactions anyway, yikes!
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4 months
Realest shit
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Anyone else find it weird that Floyd's obsessing over a picture of a 14 year old whilst bringing penis sizes into the equation?
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@hm5 @cloudsyp0o @iamnotfrom63rd It's an MWR screenshot, one of the main devs used to work on cheats; they'll have it patched, it's a simple patch too
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2 months
Dawg...
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This new YouTube handle thing is kinda swag ngl
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@intangir_ @FloydFictoor Your mum's a milf bro, shame she birthed a moron
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BattleEye’s awful when it comes to detections; not sure why R* went with it
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Oh god they’re already finding ways to bypass GTA Online’s new anti-cheat and it hasn’t even been a day. Oof.
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@zalgo
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5 months
@larp1ng you mean the same someguy that recorded billy bubbles (a 12/13 year old) moaning?
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@zalgo
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5 months
@pfcloudio @ScamHackers @packetbouncer @tubehosting @SL_Datacenter Explain why 99% of your customers are DDoSers & there’s literally a DSTAT on one of your domains?
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@CH6RG3 I'm 50/50 on the whole thing icl
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8 months
skeet for cs2, hits p fr
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@MarcieHVO @vxunderground Smelly, you taking this?
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@zalgo
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@KurtRustles yes, russian girls are a bit on the crazy side
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Gn.
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@proxychain @NewVVorldOrder Ah, nothing new then
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@zalgo
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I'm genderfluid/trans (blame Linux :3)
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@zalgo
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8 months
What happened with the twitter money ya cheap fuck?
@FaZeZROB
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Any graphic designers free? Need a design done. Comment below with work
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