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adam slander
4 years
Trey Songz putting a police officer in a headlock is exactly the content we need right before Black History Month
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adam slander
5 years
Yes but no...like...sometimes but only when I need you to be. Same time...chill out. Cuz I like my space..but not too much space so...come here, but like...stay right there. Don’t move. But back up. You feel me?
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TwtJodoh 🍉
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Bomboclaat
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adam slander
4 years
Wendy’s ain’t never froze when it came to beef
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Lyr. ♏️
4 years
Columbus is so ghetto bc never did a Wendy’s manager shoot somebody through the drive thru 😭😭😭
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adam slander
5 months
Rap has the lowest bar for entry-level participation. I don’t know what other genre allows you be less talented & more successful. But I’m old so I’m just hating.
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adam slander
3 years
Adults? Idk
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adam slander
9 years
The only plant that grows in NY
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adam slander
5 months
@h2othabest I’ve accepted that I don’t know what qualifies as a “good” rapper to these new niggas but some shit just be way too unserious for me lol
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adam slander
5 years
Nigga missed out on the millennium tour bag for some temporary box. You truly hate to see it.
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adam slander
4 years
Damn so this means Grillz was lowkey a negro spiritual.
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adam slander
3 years
They might as well turn Tri County mall into a Cinnabon headquarters
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adam slander
3 years
When you communicate to understand as opposed to communicating to be right, you’d be surprised at how you long you can keep your composure.
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adam slander
9 years
Can we all agree that we know absolutely zero about Future and Ciara's custody situation? Y'all speaking from interpretation. So, yeah.
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adam slander
4 years
If we talkin capital, we can trade stocks. They saw the underdog was on top & the game stopped.
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Broward Stern
4 years
Before I became A MC I was robbin hoods...
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adam slander
9 months
Elliott Wilson whenever he sees rappers having fun in an interview not conducted by Rap Radar
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adam slander
5 years
“tHiS doEsN’T MAkE aNy seNse” congratulations you’re a genius.
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adam slander
4 months
If Azealia Banks ever publicly defended me I would send HER a cease & desist
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adam slander
4 years
Y’all annoying as fuck in my mentions. Take the joke & scroll away.
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adam slander
5 years
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adam slander
9 years
*Howard books Jesus for homecoming* Howard students: But in 2012 we had Drake 😕
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adam slander
4 years
They talking bout red states & blue states but I gotta admit, all I can think about is how you left me on read & now all my days are blue. I just casted my ballot but I would rather put YOU in the presidential. It’s cool tho. Tell ma dukes I said hey. Miss her cooking. One.
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adam slander
3 years
Avocado tastes like absolutely nothing & y’all swear that shit be bussing
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adam slander
3 years
“This is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th & Lennox. You know the one with the braids?”
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adam slander
9 years
Future: I jus want my son back wooaahh wooaahh... Us: #Dab 🔥🔥🔥
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adam slander
2 years
Caresha titties look like they fresh out the wrapper
@YungMiami305
Yung Miami
2 years
Y’all ready for this conversation between me & @theestallion 👀🍿🤍 TOMORROW Thursday 8pm on @revolttv #Careshaplease
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adam slander
8 years
If you think Joe Budden's diss was wak, you judged it before you played it. That man was rappin.
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adam slander
3 years
The weather is changing & seasonal depression is around the corner. Keep your hands on the wheel.
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adam slander
9 years
"Shall I bring out the brooms for the sweep, Master James?" http://t.co/tcK9SfmzC5
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adam slander
6 years
Drake & Rihanna are at odds. Therefore, Scorpion is about to be fire. This nigga about to unpack so much baggage lol
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adam slander
3 years
“Not he got opps”
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IV.
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adam slander
3 years
Oh you like the boy? Well tell me what ya like about him.
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adam slander
4 years
Booty look like two midgets fightin in a sleeping bag 🙌🏾
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adam slander
1 year
Hot take: Drake shoulda gave Usher Fall For Your Type instead of Jamie Foxx.
@shotforkam
kam
1 year
!!!!!!!!!
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adam slander
3 years
This mf gon SECURE the premises
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adam slander
5 years
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adam slander
3 years
Ain’t nobody comin to see you DAYTON
@unknxwnjelly
Jelly
3 years
No funny, this the one. I say I’m from Cincinnati. No Ohio.
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adam slander
5 years
Titties & Tacos. Name a more iconic duo....you can’t.
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adam slander
4 years
I’m a dog father 🐕
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adam slander
5 years
I picked today of all days to work from home, & management decided to announce my promotion in the team meeting. Guess I gotta wait until tomorrow to properly stunt on niggas 🤷🏽‍♂️💪🏾
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adam slander
3 years
I want you niggas jailed for this lmaoooo
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adam slander
3 years
This is an Ari Lennox thigh-meat stan account.
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adam slander
2 years
So I made dis vest. Shout to @__DeLay & @turichbenjy for hosting the workshop & creating spaces for positive artistic expression 🔥 Alexa play Put that Shit On….
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adam slander
3 years
This not Cory Baxter?
@iAmLegendGary
Human Crack In The Flesh
3 years
my boy Kiss looking like “ the cool black guy “ on a Disney show
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adam slander
3 years
Caught? You mean interrupted by somebody I wasn’t talking to. Lmao
@ruby_3023
Ruby🤍✨
3 years
Talking to yourself is fun and all, until you get caught 😭😭😂
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adam slander
8 years
"It seems as though the avian of Atlanta, Georgia have succumb to untimely defeat at the hands of the one they refer to as 'the goat'."
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adam slander
6 months
The internet found a split second of Shannon Sharpe standing awkwardly (on two hip replacements) & they been going crazy with the screenshot all day. Lol social media really is unforgiving when you winning.
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adam slander
3 years
Future could run over one of his bm’s with his car & niggas would be on here talm bout “She belonged to the streets anyway!”
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adam slander
3 years
Cuz my birthday Tuesday 😬
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adam slander
3 years
When you playing Legend of Zelda with the volume down
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nope
3 years
Wtf is a sneaky link
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adam slander
3 months
When the sunlight hits the fresh shape-up, naturally I gotta run a couple errands. Brb.
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adam slander
5 years
Brent Faiyaz said “Just cuz I fuck you that don’t mean I trust you, I don’t. You got some high hopes.” This nigga spittin 😭
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adam slander
5 months
North look like she got at least 5 jokes about shorty fur coat loaded in her bonnet
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yzyupdates
5 months
Ye, Bianca, and North heading to dinner in Beverley Hills on Saturday
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adam slander
6 years
Niggas aggy
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adam slander
2 years
Imma start dressing like this & hanging out at coffee shops talkin about how when hip hop was real hip hop
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adam slander
3 years
People from my city tend to stay off of Twitter & use Facebook more. I’m cool with that cuz they be on there saying some supremely stupid shit. & with they whole chest. They ah get ate up on here.
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adam slander
4 years
We don’t pit two bad bitches against each other in this house.
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PERC ANGLE
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10 hits each features are included
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adam slander
3 years
“Aggressively not listening” is wild & accurate lmao
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Lip Gallagher
3 years
My favorite part of a Drake album drop is niggas announcing that they not listening, niggas be up at midnight aggressively not listening to Drake 😭😭
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adam slander
3 years
Niggas who drink lean ain’t got no choice but to hustle. A pint cost damn near a PS5. We ain’t even gon bring up the medical bills from when he…nvm.
@3mani01
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3 years
I personally find it unattractive for a grown ass man to play the game all day. Y’all saying y’all rather date a video gamer than a nigga that sips lean BUT even though he sip lean he’s still hustling. If he ain’t making money playing the game, he needs to keep it minimum.
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adam slander
4 years
I don’t wanna see no wholesome bussit challenges on my TL 😭 mf I said BUSSIT
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adam slander
4 years
Niggas are never this pious over male rappers. Stop the fake outrage.
@KollegeKidd
Kollege Kidd
4 years
Black Father says Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘Wap’ Sets a Bad Example For Young Women
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adam slander
11 years
@HU_Confessions : #41 I fucked a delta, an aka and a Que in a matter of a couple of days.” One of these things...is not like the other...
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adam slander
8 years
OKC last minute game plan
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adam slander
3 years
Classics were made.
@Slakonbothsides
10 Slack Commandments 🇯🇲
3 years
Don't argue with me if this doesn't make sense to you
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adam slander
9 years
#DashesBetterThanStacey Dame Dash, the 40 yard dash, dashing thru the snow in a one horse open sleigh
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adam slander
6 years
Noname & Rapsody are the two dopest female rappers out right now. You can’t convince me otherwise.
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adam slander
6 years
If she lets me pick a movie we both have seen before, she tryna gimme da cheeks. Fact.
@ojenabosi
OJ
6 years
Nobody talks about how hard it is to pick a Netflix movie to smash to
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adam slander
6 years
Posting this so I can see it when I scroll thru my media (which I do often) so I’m less likely to conveniently forget. Cuz I ain’t shit yet but I’m tryna be.
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adam slander
3 years
Niggas hate when women understand game & use it to their benefit.
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adam slander
4 years
Manager jus denied my PTO request. Bout to go update my resume on indeed cuz fuck he think this is?? 🙃😤
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adam slander
4 years
Niggas in Denver
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adam slander
2 years
This the floodgate you open when you alter your art to accommodate everybody. Some mfs just gotta be left outside the club sometimes
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Entertainment Weekly
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Monica Lewinsky has suggested that Beyoncé remove her name from 'Partition' amid the performer nixing another lyric from a new Renaissance song.
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adam slander
4 years
Sugar-grits Twitter & salt&pepper-grits Twitter need to come together for a moment to bully this young lady for this monstrosity. My nigga, is that mustard??
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adam slander
1 year
Nigga got on some Werther’s Originals
@Yosleeze
SLEEZE🥳😛😈☔️
1 year
New Yorkers…..ain’t no way
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adam slander
6 years
Some people think not voting gives them a moral high ground because politics are corrupt. Those same people usually offer no effective alternative for change or care to understand the issues being discussed.
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adam slander
3 years
Big Pimpin Money Cash Hoes H to the Izzo Can I Get A Money Ain’t a Thang Nigga What Nigga Who I Just Wanna Love You U Don’t Know Excuse Me Miss ‘03 Bonnie & Clyde Change Clothes Dirt Off your Shoulders PSA Show Me What You Got …How much more time you got?
@DoshisGoCrazy
F.O.E
3 years
@EverydayGrails Name one club song jay z ever made
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adam slander
3 years
Read the lyrics to Stevie Wonder “As” & tell me it’s not the most beautifully player song ever written.
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adam slander
3 years
Never take relationship advice from niggas who use words like “dominant” & “submissive”
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3 years
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adam slander
4 years
Cuz Cincinnati is that one place everybody knows of but nobody has a reason to visit unless you from there lol
@MissWoo10_
Brittany 💁🏾‍♀️💕
4 years
Have y’all noticed on movies and tv shows Cincinnati is randomly mentioned a lot
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adam slander
3 years
Credit score been sittin comfortably over 700 for a lil minute. I like dat.
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adam slander
3 years
I don’t even need watch it to know this probably gon be one of the worst movies of all time.
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adam slander
3 years
You can do whatever you want to your hair when your hairline is immortal.
@TheDunkCentral
NBACentral
3 years
Jalen Rose’s new hairstyle
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adam slander
5 months
Dawg why my lil cousin text me an Apple Music link to Big Shit Poppin by TI talkin bout “boy that old T.I. somethin frfr”. He’s only 21… My glory days are now archives lmaooo
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adam slander
3 years
Timeline cleanse
@keatxngrant
keaton, esq.
3 years
have you ever seen a butterfly playing with a puppy before? well now you have 😭🥺🦋
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adam slander
4 years
Tryna show off somebody daughter the way DaBaby be showing off Stunna 4 Vegas
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adam slander
2 years
DaBaby tellin everybody he smashed Meg & then selling 15k first week is almost poetic.
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adam slander
3 years
We gotta be the star, the coach, the choreographer, the muscle, & sometimes the camera man. We got a lot on our plates man please understand lmao
@chelle_latrice
ChelleyChelle👑
3 years
The way niggas fall asleep after a little coochie is hilarious 😭
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adam slander
1 year
Easter Sunday 🐣
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adam slander
8 years
This is sad man. If you see me, you know me, say wassup. This anti-social shit is somethin else.
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adam slander
2 years
Respect to that man for having mental clarity in the heat of battle
@PerfectlyNajla
Perfectly Najla
2 years
@Wuggaaaaa_ I did this once & this man in mid stroke looked me in my eyes & said “I don’t love you but I have love for you..”!🥹🥹🥹
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adam slander
3 years
I’m a huge advocate of the notion that just because we can doesn’t mean we should.
@AuxGod_
AuxGod
3 years
China's "artificial sun" set a new world record after superheating a loop of plasma to temperatures five times hotter than the sun for more than 17 mins
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adam slander
3 years
I cannot be a celebrity man. Niggas almost 30 breaking up on the internet.
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adam slander
3 years
We didn’t land at the kennel. The kennel landed on US.
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adam slander
7 months
& they ain’t even ask me to audition for the role. Nepotism is crazy.
@michaeljackson
Michael Jackson
7 months
He’s ready! #MichaelMovie
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adam slander
6 years
Musiq: Loooooooooooooove... 7 year old me: So many thaaangs I’ve got to tell you
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adam slander
5 years
2020 gon be about forming good habits
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adam slander
3 years
So just saying she looks good was completely outta the question?
@ChaunDolan
ChaunPaul.⭐️🚀🐂
3 years
Flomilli know how to angle that lil pretentious ghetto booty.
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adam slander
4 years
Literally anything you might think you wanna do with an 850 credit score, you can do with HALF A MILLION dollars lmao
@DJRTistic
DJ R-Tistic
4 years
Financial literacy Twitter NEVER ceases to amaze me.
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adam slander
3 years
Jay Rodg slander on my timeline >>
@lonelybands_
J.R
3 years
🤣🤣🤣
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adam slander
6 years
All of them
@itsKARY_
k a r y.
6 years
Baby, what key is SZA singing in?
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adam slander
3 years
As far as Sha’Carri Richardson goes, all you top flight security hall monitor “sHe bROke thE ruLeS” ass niggas is dorks & most likely have never been the best at anything you ever tried.
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