let’s bring back crossing your arms, it’s nice to give yourself a lil hug while you’re out there

passion fruit could stand to lose like 25% of the passion imo

i have never presaved a song

not normally one to do this but the self checkout attendant at home depot said it was going to be a great sunday after i get some sun on my legs so now i gotta get her fired

found out i was 5’11 1/2 four months ago and am still on my apology tour

hi, is this available?

now every time I see someone with rounded shoulders and a forward head/neck I have to fight the urge to push their chin back for them

@Chef_Churro love shack is simply one of the most annoying songs I’ve ever heard

lately my vibe is “oh look an e-mail” unsubscribe

had a fully kitted road cyclist tell me i made a hill look easy today and i’ll be riding that high all week

@macostaaaa rebuilt title, several accidents 🤫

@Not_Mac_DeMarco I’m giggling

crazy how much better my life is after deleting tiktok

today a guy from fb marketplace gave me 200 dollars in 5’s and i’ve never had more trouble counting money in front of someone in my life

taking out the trash

why did every hardware tech company decide that every device needed an ultra bright led light on it to tell me that it’s working

taking off my glasses while i eat the blueberries that have definitely been in my fridge for a questionable amount of time