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so true!!! what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention.

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@yvezjm
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5 years
I already put down that “God made you short because he knew you would be too powerful” but I will adjust it 😎
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Good luck! Tell them I’m taller in person.
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@yvezjm
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@BacockObama NAH I HATE THIS ONE
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@yvezjm
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@Towny_Slicker I’ll never forget the time when I worked at Wendy’s and my manager was being so fkn rude 2 me and the customer at the front counter and the customer outside the drive through window started cussing him out 🥰
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@yvezjm
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2 years
@takemeapar same energy
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@yvezjm
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8 years
I THOUGHT I WAS OVER 1D BUT THIS SHIT IS RIDE OR DIE FHJ
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@yvezjm
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10 years
Guys I stole it, im so scared! http://t.co/N7Iz7romrw
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@darlaa_13 Me but I gave them an autozone receipt
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@yvezjm
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10 years
3 rt's and ill steal the perfumes poster http://t.co/idnEtNcmOS
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@yvezjm
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5 years
@BrunoMars I’m doing a speech about you in my communications class today. Wish me luck 🤩
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@yvezjm
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10 years
On my wall where its supposed to be http://t.co/kvSmsLXnE1
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@yvezjm
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10 years
Why is ther a cop outside my window ITS JUST A POSTER OMG WHAT DID U GUYS MAKE ME DO IMA CRY http://t.co/oWA64vV7zv
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@yvezjm
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9 years
"I'm pregnant and it's yours" Louis: "you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you ."
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@yvezjm
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1 year
y’all this man flew me out and I’m literally stuck with him for the next 14 days 😭😂
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@yvezjm
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10 years
So One Direction legits owns 5sos lmao http://t.co/qwEq9dEeEx
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2 years
@tejashua @Duck33786769 @Far13000 @NarutosBurner @_Mrtv1 @OvOBrezzzy yb fans can’t afford Spotify/Apple music so they gotta watch on yt for free
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@yvezjm
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9 years
@kaitlin_thomas_ how come y'all weren't color when segregation was going on ? http://t.co/DAVXWembmk
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@yvezjm
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2 years
lil bro kinda ate me up ngl
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@yvezjm
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4 years
@beyxbadgal Bruno outsinging, outperforming, out writing, and outproducing The Weeknd.
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@yvezjm
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8 years
LOOK AND ZAYN, LOUIS, AND NIALL BEING ALL SUCCESFUL ON THEY OWN THIS IS SOME HISTORY 😩😩
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@yvezjm
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@tejashua @Duck33786769 @Far13000 @NarutosBurner @_Mrtv1 @OvOBrezzzy yes, everybody knows young boy fans don’t have jobs!!
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@yvezjm
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5 years
Logan watching himself get knocked down: #KSIvsLoganPaul2
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2 years
Messi fighting w his life tryna keep Arg in the World Cup vs the rest of the team #ARGMEX
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@yvezjm
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10 years
People at 1D concerts never chillin .
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3 years
is this bitch deadass 😭😭😭
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10 years
he looks like a back to school clothes comercial model http://t.co/tCoNTXIhsI
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10 years
#thingsperrieknowsaboutzayn idk about perrie but I know Liam knows alot about Zayn ayye http://t.co/TNG6GwWrrZ
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10 years
I FR THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY A RACIST JOKE LMAOO
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@yvezjm
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8 years
Goodbye 22 unbeaten streak Goodbye Copa America 2016 Goodbye Mexican Stan Twitter Goodbye World
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8 years
ARG vs CHI rn
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8 years
Messi's back hurts from carrying his team for years
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@yvezjm
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1 year
this still makes me laugh bc she was in fact a broke and begging bitch 😂🫵🏼
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@asiamar71881433
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@yvezjm @_cynnarri lmao shit he just one of my side hoes 😂😂💀 i ain’t arguing over him you not bout to make me look broke or a beggin bitch when you begging for evidence 🤭
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@yvezjm
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3 years
guess the boy I like 🙈🥰
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@yvezjm
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2 years
If you ever think you’re a bad gf just think about the time I cussed my bf out on ft bc he wasn’t answering my texts and his location was out of town late asf, whole time he was kidnapped and being robbed at gunpoint 💀
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10 years
ZAYN IS STRONGER THAN HE LOOKS http://t.co/Kq2BlqJzwk
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@yvezjm
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2 years
I’ll never forget the time my patient with dementia came back from his brothers funeral and was crying and he told me he was really sad but he couldn’t remember why
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@yvezjm
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10 years
the lack of respect or courtesy towards religion, ethnicity, and cultural values on twitter is horrendous.
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1 year
@_cynnarri girl I’m not even gon trip 😭 she in his dm begging for $40, I’m here w my tuition payed for, taken to diff countries and gettin sent money every other day by him. She can have him soon as I’m home tho 😌
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1 year
@hotgrlitz Kardashian curse
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1 year
n before y’all see what he looks like just know I was blinded by his money 😩
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@yvezjm
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4 years
Twitter cause TikTok keeps taking it down 😭
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9 months
hopefully he took the hint 😅
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2 years
frrr nun was off limits… not Harry’s hairline, Louis voice, Liam’s kidneys, not even Niall’s brother Greg 😭
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zayn girls used to be NASTY. like their bite and their bark were terrifying in equal measures… need them to get back to their roots cause i wanna see liam payne cry like i know y’all can do it
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Doja Cat makes music that you got to start over before it ends
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My patient just asked “what made you wanna leave Mexico?” sir I was born in Michigan 🤨
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@yvezjm
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@MyaMancha @Ebony_QT Im still shook that we actually graduated. We literally did the bare minimum... we barely even showed up LMAOOOO
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@MyaMancha @Ebony_QT Sksjjssksks “you at school” “no” “okay Im not going either”
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2 years
they need to do this everywhere
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Mexico totally banned smoking in public places, one of the strictest bans in the world. Cigarettes can now legally only be smoked in private homes. Tobacco ads are also banned. 🚭 Tobacco kills over 8 million people a year globally, 15% being nonsmokers from second-hand smoke.
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Whoever said Logan won was delusional #KSIvsLoganPaul2
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2 years
good for messi 😀 but it’s Argentina 😕 but the world cups out of Europe 😄 but it’s argentinas racist ass 😡
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1 year
if im out cheatin wtf callin me 56 times goin do 😂
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@yvezjm
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1 year
Update: he just dropped me off at home, I am free. 🤍
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this how it be when u close ur eyes while ur drunk
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Me feeding my delusion
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I want a Ziam twitcam so bad
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4 years
Not even gon check my bank account or grades... I already kno
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@yvezjm
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10 years
Ive gained over 100 followers and like over 500 notifications, I should steal stuff more often.
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8 years
Omg i forgot how much I missed 1D stan twitter
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1 year
my ex rlly called me just to tell me I’m the most evil girl in the world and that I’m literally the devil 😹
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@yvezjm
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10 years
We hacked their cameras again, guys we are definitely back. http://t.co/oK9kdmFKR4
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GUYS I THINK THEYRE GONNA SHOW THE VIDEO TAPE IM SCARED MY MOM IS GONNA HIT ME WITH HER CHANCLA
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@naurveen why didn’t she just ignore the tweet 😭
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9 months
my baby turns 8 today!!! 🤍
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told the judge I’ll send a white man to jail idc what he did just so they let me off jury duty 💯
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2 years
they wanna be Spotify so bad
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Apple Music launches a revamped and more interactive design of their Replay, similar to Spotify Wrapped. The new experience includes a personalized highlight reel where users can discover their top songs, top albums, top artists, top genres, and more.
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10 years
Just remember, We did it first. http://t.co/jKTN0mCZPo
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2 years
the beatles got real quiet when they dropped this album
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5 years
Lmaooo I’ve been pulled over so many times and i still don’t know what a registration is... the last time I just handed the cop a piece of paper and he told me it was a receipt from Autozone
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#White1Dfansbelike "Zayn and Perrie are both so hot I don't know which one I rather date" http://t.co/wyJZMs7oxa
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10 years
GUYS THE SECURITY DETECTORS THING WENT OFF
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2 years
@lilmanifestinbb @darlaa_13 he let me go out of pity 😭 but only after he laughed at me for couple mins 😞
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I Can’t believe im drunk in Paris
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@naijaeaux Still the One tho 🤔
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4 years
@justcloot @beyxbadgal bs? Vocally, Bruno surpasses Abel in ranges. Facts. Writing, Bruno Mars writes all his own music plus instrumentals while The Weeknd’s name, flow, beats, and dark aesthetic was stolen from producer Jeremy Rose. Facts. As in performance etiquette, show me Abels best performance.
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8 years
"I got 2 billion on my SAT, I'll never get into a good college"
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10 years
I like when 5sos does livestreams bc it shows me who to unfollow lol
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10 years
If One Direction knew how to pick singles, they've probably already have grammys.
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9 years
I still don't understand why Carly was so pressed about griffin collecting peewee babies, he was hot, shut up.
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I feel like if I was on adderal I could be a doctor tbh
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@The_Faiz_Phase @cmonglue @MRCRUZv3 I can smell this picture 😷
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my dads dog sitting rn
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@justcloot @beyxbadgal He dances for like 30 secs, gives up, adds bright lights and fire in the background. Nothing special. Just a basic performance that most male artist do. Bruno on the other hand is an entertainer bro. Facts!Bruno produced music for Beyoncé, Adele, Lil Wayne, Snoop.
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7 years
When you yelling at him vs when he yells at you
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2 years
My coworker said “we need to talk” and I said “are you breaking up w me” as a joke and THEN SHE STARTED CRYING AND TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA SAY THAT HER AND HER BF BROKE UP 😭😭
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@yvezjm
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4 years
Just emailed my professor to round my grade up to an A 🙏🏼
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YALL THIS WHITE BOY WAS GETTING JUMPED TRYNA PROTECT SOME WINDOWS LMFAO AND THEN HE STARTED SHOOTING 💀💀💀 #GrandRapids
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@yvezjm
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@StephanieLeaks5 @sarah_villafane @_CynthiaArrieta @Dj_oura I JUST WANNA BE KICKED OUT OF A DONALD TRUMP CAMPAIGN, THATS MY GOAL IN LIFE.
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2 years
in some Asian countries it’s bad luck to sign ur name in red ink so when I was a server I’d keep a red pen just incase i didn’t like some of my customers
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lmfaoo my patient asked me why I got 2 black eyes like….. what’s a good under eye serum for dark circles 😐
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