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@yungbeefcake
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is she carrying around a laptop charger
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i forgot she has a last name and it’s not tutorials
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do u ever get really horrific intrusive thoughts n ur like what would happen if i just kicked this toddler across the room then ur like no
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tinder: you’ve been super liked!
person who super liked you:
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what is she gonna do get up and walk away
me and stormi watched the To Our Daughter video together the other day.. she sat through the whole thing 😫😍
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animals having human names is funniest shit ever there’s a cat on my aunties road called ross
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*someone says something about their dad*
My brain-
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: haha my dad left me
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imagine finding out ur bf is doing this like i would rather get cheated on
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how can u have had ur whole dick in me and not like my insta pics where did i go wrong
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3.2% of the population vaccinated 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 wow summer here i come xxxxxxxx
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hate when u finally talk to someone u fancy and they’re a dry shite like rip to our imaginary relationship
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only 3% of ireland is fully vaccinated hahaha wtf like we’re actually gonna be in this for years man
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he looks like a pervert
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seeing irish people tweeting about the fbi agent webcam thing angers me like as if the fbi would waste resources on someone in cavan
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imagine cum tasted like the inside of a kinder bueno 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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if ur irish and say chippy instead of chipper pls just fuck off u absolute brit
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why don’t culchies ever use their front door like why r u making me go through ur whole garden
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ur the only thing the brits can take from us
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this was in an episode of greys anatomy u should’ve listened
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anyone wanna go on a date n get drunk n have sex cos we’re adults and that’s what adults do
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as a former sperm in a ballsack, i’m against the act of wanking
Speaking as a former fetus, I'm against the killing of babies.
#LoveBothVoteNo
#LoveBoth
#savethe8th
#votenotoabortion
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there’s some crazy shit that i’ll believe in black mirror but believing that Sara is 15 in the Arkangel episode is not one of those things
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i kept scrolling past this video bc i wasn’t arsed watching it but now i watched it and i’m fucking sobbing
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i’m dying okay i was talking to a fella on tinder that goes to trinity and when i said i’m doing a plc he unmatched me
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english ppl be making fun of irish names as if they’re not called teddy bear edmond rose
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gna call my kid gollum yeah but people wil think his Names colm but it’s not It’s Gollum like the little troll man , from the jewellery movie
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why does waking up topless with just my sheets covering me make me feel like i’m waking up in a fancy french hotel with a nice view of the i fell tower on a rainy sunday morning
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y’all ever cried on christmas? that’s a whole new level of sad
Yeah heartbreak sucks but have you ever cried on your own birthday?
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why are pregnancy test ads always positive like i wanna see someone get a negative n be delighted
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i think the fuck not bitch
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who u killing in the irish v english war ??? i’m going straight for ed sheeran
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can boys who don’t drive stop asking me out i’m not getting a bus to wherever the fuck sallynoggin is
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imagine if irish people tweeted in our accents like the way scottish people do, i’d actually go blind
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i feel no shame in liking so many of the same persons tweets anymore, catch me liking 27 of your tweets consecutively you'll do fuckn nothin
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imagine your boyfriend not letting you go on a night out with your pals lmao sis he may be your daddy but he’s not your father leave him
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they need to stop letting young people work in the delis they can’t make my roll the same way the 40 year old woman who calls me love can
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i bet riverdale doesn’t even have a script anymore and they’re just making shit up as they go
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my name is neve
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*has a single thought*
me: this is going in my private story
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me when lorenzo turns into a red warning and i get the day off work
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ireland is soooo beautiful in the sun like does she not realise people will like her more when she smiles
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do white people only tweet about brooklyn 99 like is that their job
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u could tell me this is the chainsmokers and i’d believe you
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let’s just put the pineapple and corn on pizza away for a second and let’s talk about the weirdos who get mushrooms on their pizza ok
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imagine getting hit by the luas that’d be so embarrassing you’d probably end up in a youtube compilation
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my manager said my grandads mass wasn’t a good enough reason not to go into work today like sorry his death is an inconvenience to u
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idk who needs to hear this but delete those pictures of ur old roster ur gonna get confused
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simon harris when he finds out donald trumps twitter is gone 🍊💔
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it’s so funny when boys unfollow u as soon as they get a girlfriend like i still sucked ur dick unfollowing me isn’t gonna change that u freak
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does anyone wanna go on a date i have 3 cans, 17 euro and no gag reflex
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the absolute cheek of those brits coming over to my land and stealing our longitude tickets, were our six counties not enough??
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why does getting fingered by a boy feel like they’re trying to reach the last few crumbs in a tub of pringles
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my teacher just described the black kid from sing street as being “african american” like what,,, the boy is irish
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dublin ppl having little fits cos they’ve to spend €3 going into town hahahah fuck off wait til u have to travel w bus eireann then start complaining
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body shaming men is soooo common on here n no one seems to care like boys have feelings too
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shazam but for finding out if someone is pro choice or pro life
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if anyone tries to tell me this is just “tanning” you’re getting a fat block hahahahahaha this is ridiculous
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do u think she wakes up in the morning n she’s like if i have to put that fucking sparkly bow in one more time
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irish names with english spellings makes me so uneasy like who is neve ??? keeva ???? never heard of them
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leo varadkar was behind me in a shop queue when i was asking for change for the bus and when i got it he knocked the money out of my hand and told me to fucking walk
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ok so this happened on tinder like last week n i still can’t wrap my head around it lmao men are actually the worst
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male orgasms sound like someone getting frustrated cos they can’t peel an orange
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he could’ve just hired a hitman if he wanted her dead
In the Sunbeds and a lads just came in and put £100 worth of minutes on the Sunbeds for his lass for Valentine’s Day 😭😭😭😭
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if u were riding shreks face u could use his ears as handle bars
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remember you’re still single because you’re ugly and unlovable
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