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If you 🫵 respect Michael Houser 🌙
You are welcome on this page
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Last thing you see after pocketing the nerd clusters
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Go ahead and mark her down as one of the most insufferable humans on the planet
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Reasons not to kill yourself:
Widespread Panic still kicking ass
Wild brown trout
Dogs
The Dawgs
Old friends
New friends
Cold beers
Cigarettes
Porches
BBQ plates
Nice weather
Ice water
Sunglasses
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This has me ready to bark at an elderly person on a Monday
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take a klonopin, drink 3 shooters, then drool all over myself the entire flight
She's sitting next to you on the flight ✈️. What do you do?
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TL cleanse from Peter Millar fags and invalid beer rankings
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@KirkHerbstreit
let Ben shit on the sidewalk then yelled Roll Tide at me when I asked him to clean it up 😳
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Tell me brother, can you see the sun from where you’re standing now?
LONG LIVE THE REALEST
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So far in 2024 we have witnessed:
Naked bass pro shops guy
Mountain brook guy stuck in a vase
Jew tunnels in nyc
Buckhead brigade
Saban retirement
Lock the fuck in we’re on a wild one
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If they would draft entire pledge classes to the same platoon that shit would be live as fuck
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Haha good one guys. That was a great game we’ll see each other again for sure.
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When I find the mf that made the 21 Savage Althea mashup
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UGA sorority girls post a Instagram story about the vaccine and start feelin like this
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Would quite literally give up anything to go back to this moment right now.
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It’s been 393 days since Widespread Panic has played Papa Legba
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getting high with my little brothers friends and showed them codeine crazy for the first time. Is this what it’s like to be an elder god?
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Some flicks from Monday at Augusta. Bad boys live forever.
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Young pledge in class next to me making Kroger list to pick up supplies for a social tonight. Simpler times good soldier. Don’t forget the takka.
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I’m calling for the removal of all UGA students that skipped a Sanford night game to go to music midtown
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Not one shot of the 300s in this. the most oppressed group on campus and no one can change my mind.
Thank you, Dawg Nation. We couldn’t have made it here without you.
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If you don’t know educate yourself. USH WORLD DOMINATION
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*Sorority girl gets too drunk at the function*
“I swear I got drugged”
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I hope we play Iowa so I have a reason to reconnect with the absolute dime piece I met in Cancun when I was 15
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I wish these stupid ass whores would learn that you don’t post pictures when the dawgs don’t win
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Very exclusive stickers for Ted Rox 2024. If you can find me I’ll bless you
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Wednesday flicks from Augusta. Bad boys continue to live forever.
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when Kirby said “there’s a big difference between players that know their role, and players that embrace their role.” He was clearly talking about the divide between the super geeds and my brothas in the 300’s.
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JT getting covid right after this pic dropped 🤔 shoulda wore a mask bro!
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Just withdrew from a class 3 minutes before the test. Become ungovernable.
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#PanicPick5
Nitrous
Bag in the upstairs bathroom
Digital spliff
Voodoo Rangers
Climb to Safety
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We came to Charlotte to drink your liquor, fuck your women, play Panic at your bar, and bark at your children.
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Happy 4/18
Woke up feelin like the visor brah on Washington street 🫡
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We will not be hunted at the University of Georgia. We do it better than you, we’ve been doing it better than you. This is how the fuck we get down. Suck me from the back. Texas I’m otw.
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The super geeds are not the heart of your fan base. Show love to the brothas in the 300’s!
Calling Dawg Nation -
We need you to be early, be loud and be ELITE on Saturday.
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Apartment complex parking lot filled with everyone’s Tennessee friends. Have the landlord bringing a tow truck over tonight. Have a nice weekend fuckers DAWGS -14
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“Ukraine this, Ukraine that” no one seems to care when I’m fighting for MY life in a MLC bathroom
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Woke up feelin like the visor brah on Washington street 🫡
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Frat Stafford coming from Highland Park to Athens u know that mf was smellin keys every weekend. Respect ✊🏼
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i took the wock (water bottle filled with brown) to Poland (300 level of Sanford Stadium)
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@glutenfreeperc
This woman was planted by the US government to rile up horny burners. Do not fall for this.
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undisclosed location on Lumpkin street: 1:53 a.m. on a Wednesday
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grades posted from my worst semester of college so far and I could not care less. never let those scumbags control your happiness. Go on tour with your friends, catch fish, and smoke good weed is my advice.
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It’s 6:30 a.m. the addy I was gifted at the function still has a firm hold on my senses, I have thrown up a sidewalk slammer McDonald’s combination 4 times now. I have run out of things to look at on my phone. This is my true villain origin story.
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Majority of voLs in Athens couldn’t even get in the stadium. Because they are POOR. Hope u had fun at Paloma park fuckin Losers. I was in the 300’s drinking brown and hobnail boot griddy’ing on ur grave.
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there’s levels to this shit. mlc bathroom ur fucking next.
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Standing by the elevator in the MLC and a girl just asked me if I worked here. Gonna go jump off the back of the nosebleeds in Sanford if anyone wanna watch.
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No one is talking about quad P using underground springhouse as a mechanism to sell tickets in the south.
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This is my official bounty on the Nelk boys. $100 venmo to anyone that replies with a video of them sucker punching stevewilldoit in bar south tonight
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Morgan Wallen sucks and 98% of women have shitty taste in music. Good morning twitter.
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Between Stetson, Brock, Ladd, and Dan Jackson it’s safe to say white boy winter is in full effect.
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Realer than Christ. It simply does not get more real. Only thing that rivals in fact is the v rare NSC Asheville shirt selling out in 60 minutes. We move differently FN.
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If Kirby needs me to drink dark liquor at 8am for this game. So be it.
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Mfs really be on this campus wearing auburn and Florida clothes. Don’t think I won’t shoulder check you in the Bolton crosswalk.
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Was judging people at the Kenny Chesney concert but will gladly bump shoulders with alien lizard people at my favorite drug band show
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Was having a shitty day until I bumped into my brotha JT on the walk home. Dawgs by a million this weekend.
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Ur an absolute fuckin nerd if you go to class tomorrow. We’ve got a goddamn football game to win.
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Trying to become less of a hater but all the girls I know from college won’t stop posting retarded ass shit
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S/o wook Linda for the molly bag
S/o Widespread Panic
S/o Home Team family
Love and light to you all this new year
See ya’ll in February
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the masculine urge to point a pistol at anyone who slightly inconveniences me while driving
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TedRox N1
#PanicPick5
Tie Your 993’s
Low Spark of HiCrown Visor Boys
Bowlegged Woman
Down ✝️💉
Sweet Leaf
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