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welcome to yumefunnies!
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1 mod☝️ I’m 18+ but this account will be strictly SFW!
please feel free to send submissions if you like!
let’s have fun 😁 yaaaayyy!!
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(mod is a non sharing jetstream sam yumeshipper. doubles will be blocked! sorry!)
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Imagine you are in a romantic scenario with your f/o when suddenly they start doing backflips and you can’t get them to stop
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Good morning yumefunners!
A reminder that your f/o loves you and dreamt of you… say… what did they dream of, exactly?
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Will you and your f/o drink the dollar zombie
Applebees are selling a Halloween-themed cocktail for $1, calling it the ‘Dollar Zombie’
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Good morning, yumefunners!
So, I got a funny call today, I didnt recognise the number… turns out it was your f/o!
They told me to tell you they love you so much! And they’re looking forward to breakfast with you!
…Say, what’ll you and your f/o have for breakfast?
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AFAB yumes - how would your f/o take you telepathically sending them your period cramps?
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Imagine your f/o makes a surprise appearance on the talk tuah podcast … sorry…
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OH MY GOODNESS…! Hi everyone !!!!! Wow!!!! I’m so happy! Thank you so much for stopping by!!!
I can’t wait to learn more about your wonderful yumes 🥹❤️ nice to meet you !!! Let’s have fun!! ❤️
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Imagine going to the library with your f/o and they try to check out a book but they find out they’ve got a $600 fine instead
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Good morning, yumefunners!
As I was in my garden, a little bird came and told me that your f/o adores you more than anything! How sweet!
…Say, if you and your f/o owned a garden, what would you plant?
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Would your f/o do the 1 block jump for raw chicken or do the 1 block vertical jump for beef?
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Would your f/o still love you if they were a vampire and you were garlic bread
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I think me and Sam will have eggs and toast… I love soft boiled eggs, and he’s happy to get his protein in…
I also make my own bread, so it’s served with toast! I hope he likes it too… 🍳🍞💛
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Putting your f/o in this. Do they come out straight
This machine can straighten old rebar so it can be used again.
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If you and your f/o were in danganronpa what would your “ultimate” titles be?
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Draw ur f/o like this. Now
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what would your f/o do if someone was mischaracterising you on x dot com…
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Sam dreamt he was in an old western… maybe I was a southern belle…? 😳
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imagine your f/o giving you an IKEA rat ❤️
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you and your f/o doing this
I have covid and my boyfriend keeps visiting my window like I’m a princess locked away in a tower
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imagine your f/o trying to pirate Minecraft and just downloading a virus onto your laptop instead
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@camustoy
Adorable !! 🥹 if he does this on the regular, what does Camus make for your birthday??
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how do you and your f/o react when someone is way too loud on public transport
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imagine your f/o baking this for you
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@Maple_M0chii
Of course! It’s from “parkour civilisation”, a video compilation on YouTube where a Minecraft YouTuber documents his survival in a parkour civilisation in a story-telling format! It’s quite good, and only an hour or so, check it out !
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Me and Sam would plant lots of berries, and we’d have a vegetable patch, and of course, a big beautiful peony bush! 💗
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// genshin
If you and your f/o were in genshin, what would your visions be?
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@asteraranha
Wow!!! That’s sooo cool! It would translate so interestingly into danganronpa too, I bet… Aster could pull out a last minute clutch when they realise the blood is fake… it’s the wrong shade !!😨🥰
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@ignaciolovemail
Hurray!!! I’m so glad ! I hope you enjoy, thanks so much for ur support friend 🥰🥰❤️
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