I love Beyonce, Lord knows I do....but homegirl makes clothes for folks who perform for a living, like her.😩 Where in the hell are we finna wear these ass out cowboy pants to, Beyonce. Where.
I did it, yall.
I f*cking did it!
January 2024 - I've made more money this month than I've ever made working at Netflix in a 1 mos period.
I'm happy today.
I'm getting drunk lmao
(j/k I have so much sh*t to do)
Ok so -
Somebody just told me that it was never true & the police started that rumor so that people would stop helping folks & they can give out more tickets 😭
There are officers in this country hoping and praying right now that the black people that they’ve killed arent resurfaced or don’t come to light.
Just Hold tight. We not done w/ y’all yet😉
McKinley just said,
“mommy Amazon is here. I think the package is for you because all the packages are for you.”
& I don’t need this kind of shame or shade in my life. I’m gonna put her out.
All of us trying to make it to midnight while wanting to Go to bed the whole time😭
Honestly. If you’ve counted down to one new year, you’ve counted down to them all.
Same fireworks, same numbers 1-10 & if we didn’t have a system shutdown in 2000, we neva gon get 1 😭
Cleansing the timeline w/ a reminder of when Kev did the KYD comedy show over quarantine - where he featured (& paid) female comedians for every single show 👉🏾 AND had 2 shows that featured ALL Black female comedians.
Protects. Supports. Employs.
& is married to a FINE BW.
Most events aren’t appropriate for the kids so we always leave them & Kin ALWAYS asks what we be doing😂
I’m so glad they got to come last night and we got to capture the memory with this photo.
It’s now one of my favorite pictures
Todays YSL hearing made me remember this awkward exchange when Hylton asked DK about robberies he’s committed & when the judge said don’t answer that, Hylton mentioned use immunity but in the weirdest way lol
I'm sad that someone I love has passed but I'm also sad that people I love lost someone they loved...but it's all the same person.
Jay passed = Im sad
Kev lost his brother = I'm sad
Tam lost her husband = Im sad
It's weird to reconcile.
I submitted my very first invoice as a freelance/consultant and I'm so excited/proud.
This is a brand new way to make money for me & I think I love it😭 on top of that, it's non-exclusive so I accepted ANOTHER consulting job while I have this one...so girl. show. me. the. money.
I just want to share that one time I got my hair done ( a sew-in) while wearing my mask and the stylist accidentally braided the mask strap into my hair.
I haven’t seen anybody share a similar experience but if this happened to you, you aren’t alone. Lmao
#blackgirlproblems
I used to roll my eyes so hard when my mom would call my first & middle name....but NOW. as a Mother. chile...I be like I gave you BOTH so that I could call both.
🗣🗣McKinley Avery get in here.
A lot of people feel like taking pictures & recording moments takes away from being “in the moment”….but Chile. This experience makes me wish I recorded every single moment and took every single picture.
At the end, it’s all you have.
*whispers*
If I fed somebody Information about ME…I would release my response minutes after they released their diss (because I would already know their play…
(kinda how Kendrick did but Drake did NOT )
My brother sent me this after my NAACP Nomination party that
@mrskevonstage
set up. It’s one of the last videos he sent me before he passed. He helped me produce Churchy and it hurts me so bad that he’s not here to celebrate it. I know he’s forever proud.
#Forever81
When
@KevOnStage
told my parents he was going ask
@MrsKevOnStage
to marry him, I listened in at the door & promised I was going to be the one to object.
17 years later… I guess he’s alright 🤷🏾♀️😂😂😂
1 year ago-
Me: No McKinley, that’s a bowl, not a plate. Plates are flat.
Today-
Me: McKinley, put your plate in the sink:
Mckinley: no mommy, that’s a bowl. Plates are flat.
Me: put the dish in the sink before I put you out my house.🙄
Who knows Terrell on a personal level? I need to know if Beyoncé is coming on Friday.
Somebody send him a text. Or ask his mama! Maybe her Facebook page?Moms tell everything on Facebook!
The OnStages exposed us to the traveling Good Life & 🗣️🗣️ Ill never go back😩
It’s more than just Precheck & Clear.
With them:
we don’t wait in lines
my bag IS ALWAYS one of the first to come out
& by the time we are leaving, the driver has already circled 3x.
Chile 🙌🏾🙏🏾
@TheBaddestMitch
Jury couldn’t decide.
Prosecutor has (apparently) confirmed she will be retrying the case.
Melly stays in jail. His attorneys will have to file a motion requesting bond.
Trial will start all over with new jury.
Victims family’s have to wait
McKinley loves to play “would you rather” — but her choices are always like,
“Would you rather fly around the world on a magic carpet and have all the money in the world and eat all the candy OR stay home & clean your room?”
Like girl. What?!
I’ve been working HARD for the last 2 months on this project and I can’t even believe today is announcement day!!!! And the cherry on top. My Book is apart of this series!!! We got our own episode y’all!! I’ll be crying all day
TikTok is such a wild place 😩🥴
I made a video on the Travis Rudolph case and this girl commented “you did your eyeshadow wrong. You need to add a neutral as the base so you can transition better”
😭😭😭😭😭
I’m only mad because I DID have a neutral color as the base😩😩
Anytime People discover “I’m not a lawyer but…” is related to the OnStages it cracks me up!
Someone commented on Kevs post:
“Wait…I’m not a lawyer but..is your kin?”
🤭🤭🤭
No one hates flying with their kids MORE than the parents of those kids…& If you don’t believe parents do everything in their power to have a nice flight for themselves (& you) - then you should do yourself a favor & get your own plane. 🤷🏾♀️
Black lady at the airport stared me down.
Then came about 2 ft from my face squinting & said “is that a wig? Cuz if I can’t tell, it MUST be good.”
Then walked away.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
& since Allyson just ran, feels like the appropriate time to remind the timeline of when I was able to give her a copy of my book & get her to sign a copy for McKinley❤️
Here’s the thing I know from working in content and taking pitches as a primary part of my job...NOTHING is original.
Folks swear they have an idea I’ve never heard before, meanwhile I’ve heard it 10x THAT DAY.
Own your execution because I promise you don’t own the idea 🤷🏾♀️
I used to think my dad was lying when he would say he didnt remember how old he was...
and now chile. It genuinely takes me a second to remember my age🤡😭
I just wanna say a lot of network series have tried to figure out having social media on screen during a show…this is IT!
#ChurchyKOSS
has done it perfectly.
One of the best parts about being a little sister - is copying your big sisters 😂😂
I just finished my photo wall (after Melissa did hers 😂) & I absolutely
Love it!
I get to live my life copying all the great stuff she does & avoiding all the not great things lmao
This morning Makyah facetimed us 5x from her ipad.
Makyah (with all the excitement she can muster): Hi Mommy, Hi Daddy!
Us: Hi Ky!
*hangs up*
*IMMEDIATELY Calls Back*
Makyah: Hi Mommy, Hi Daddy!
Us: Hi Ky!
Rinse & repeat....
🙃🙃🙃🙃
I went to dinner tonight with
@nikkidubbs09
& one of the waitresses came over and said “are you the lawyer girl from TikTok?” 😭😭 then gave me a hug & said how much she loves me and my content.
Yall. This is the 2nd time this has happened. What is happening lmao
I really work at a company that gives me 1 year fully paid maternity leave. Like. No fine print. I get to take a year off to be with my baby & not be stressed about my income.
I am not going back to work until October (unless I decide otherwise) & I am really grateful for that