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@yourdonali
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ah chale didn't you have a child outside of marriage?
I was brought up form a Christian home so if I see you wearing anklet, you a harlot.
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@yourdonali
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if i hand you the aux, play your music bro. not that mainstream stuff you think would please me. i want to vibe with what's inspiring you as well
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@yourdonali
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mr eazi is the most silent finesser in the game right now
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@yourdonali
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5 years
whew, almost thought she said GHANAIAN men cause could never be us bro
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fear Ghanian men
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@yourdonali
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showed my dad highlights of #kency2020 and five minutes in, he just laughed quietly and said "herh. take this thing away from me. i have to get back to work and make some money." 😂😂😂😂😂
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@yourdonali
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small titties + thick ass >>>>
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@yourdonali
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5 years
if you want to publicly revisit your SOHO episode where you were reported to be giving weak head in a dirty bathroom, then let me know directly. then we can all discuss details as a twitter family. but don't do that by coming here to defend a friend who has fucked up.
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@yourdonali
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every day it's "hi auntie" "hi auntie" but you won't go and greet deodorant before coming to class. i dare you to report this tweet to 'aunty' as well. ah bro.
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@yourdonali
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i'm not a fan of morgan ngl but everything he said in this video is just RIGHT. this is what i mean when i say political correctness seeks to silence anyone that doesn't view the world as they do.
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@yourdonali
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5 years
having different convos with your favourite person on multiple apps >>
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@yourdonali
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5 years
you're full of shit Sharon. you aren't aware of how difficult living with my family is. you don't know what i do to make ends meet for Mike and i because of the unique place we find ourselves in. yet you're eager to support the difficulties. eager to justify your betrayal.
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@yourdonali
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i honestly don't mind if you're texting me for a favor or two. you don't need to pretend to care about my welfare, that's not real.
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@yourdonali
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an ambitious man that can control his penis is a highly dangerous man. niggas that are over-invested in sex will always get into some shitstorm because the greater you become, the more options become available to you. lack of self-control will always lead to self-destruction.
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@yourdonali
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I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE I SMILE WITH EVERY DAY WAS SNITCHING ME AND BEING A JON CRAZYYY WORLD BRO!
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@yourdonali
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6 years
a lot of ghanaian girls don't accept how boring they are
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@yourdonali
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4 years
there are actual online losers who feel empowered by wearing this weird 'Future is my dad' identity. it's sad cause they don't even get the girls which their desperate persona requires. and we all know it 😔
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@yourdonali
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make sure your girl is as independent and motivated to get her own as you are, otherwise you'll end up playing a daddy role just to prove your love. that shit will steal your time and energy.
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@yourdonali
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posting your partner on social media is a proven risky business
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@yourdonali
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yo when someone's excited over something don't be a dick and tell them to relax
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@yourdonali
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i admire efia odo so much. she does not allow the ghanaian system to break her strong spirit.
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@yourdonali
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it's been a shitty start, sure, but don't project that '2020 is gonna be a terrible year' bs onto me. you and i aren't vibrating on the same level bro. my year's going to be amazingly positive.
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@yourdonali
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i think one of the most crippling feelings is loneliness. knowing that the shit you go through on a daily is all on your own, and that there's no one you can really trust enough to open up to. that feeling's different.
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@yourdonali
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"listen morty i hate to break it to you, but what people call "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. it hits hard morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. i did it. your parents are gonna do it. break the cycle morty"
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@yourdonali
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face > ass > boobs in that exact order.
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@yourdonali
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just a quick reminder to hit the gym. you're getting fatter by the day & you know it's true.
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@yourdonali
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6 years
in Accra, a young man will bicycle his way past an hour long traffic jam within 10 minutes. elitist friends from their BMWs in traffic will notice the young man and laugh among themselves, ridiculing him. yet who is really winning at the end of the day?
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@yourdonali
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everyone is actually going through it in their own way
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@yourdonali
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i remember this guy from way back in high school. he wrote out ten puns on paper and sent it to his crush, really hoping to impress her with at least one joke. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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@yourdonali
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if you can mind your own business, you'll save yourself from a lot of unnecessary embarrassment bro
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@yourdonali
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4 years
gh twitter breeds a lot of weirdos and you can notice them by their lil bitch sidekicks in the comments shouting "more fayaaaa".
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@yourdonali
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you'll know you're ugly when the squad gives you the camera everytime they want to take group pictures. it's the little things bro.
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@yourdonali
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most people are in what i call 'blueprint relationships'. the world has taught them what to expect when it comes to 'love', a relationship or anything at all. so they're locked and imprisoned by that thought form. a thread.
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@yourdonali
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weddings are so emotional bro even the cake is in tiers
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@yourdonali
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you lot can make an argument and say people's online lives are public anyways and so what if she snitches Mike and i to our mum? but you fail to understand that most people use this app to ESCAPE the pressures of family. we want a space where self-expression won't be threatened.
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@yourdonali
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you’re definitely the one with the drama. most people i’ve linked on twitter have been the most genuine people i’ve met so far in life.
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@yourdonali
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6 years
all ghanaian girls do is eat and lie
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@yourdonali
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when you hear "fellow ghanaians.." you know what fucking time it is💯
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@yourdonali
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who is 'every Ghanaian'? don't add me to your financial problems pls.
@StatsGH
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Every Ghanaian now owes GH¢7,836 as the country’s public debt reaches GH¢236.1 Billion An all time high.
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@yourdonali
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will your parents be proud knowing that you come on twitter to beg boys to buy food for you?
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@yourdonali
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the best convos are the ones where no one is wearing a mask. you're not self-conscious or trying to come off more favorably. you're just being you. authenticity might seem uncomfortable but that's where all the juice is really at.
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@yourdonali
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*a 5'3" psychic goes on a killing spree* newspaper headlines: "A Small Medium At Large!"
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@yourdonali
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i think i understand this sex thing... so if 3 people are doing it, it's called a threesome. if it's 2, it's a twosome. maybe that's why i'm so handsome.
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@yourdonali
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6 years
your mcm isn't working for his money like he says on social apps. he's actually busy scamming girls & grabbing phones at bloombar on the weekend. then on sunday he comes here to give praise to god "for financial blessings". we all know your mcm.
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@yourdonali
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5 years
some people will hear lies about you and distance themselves without a question. then when you start doing well for yourself they all of a sudden want to show up again and fam you. LOOL can you fuck off?
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@yourdonali
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it's really nice when you're truly best friends with your significant other
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@yourdonali
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soon as i saw her wear her slippers after the fall i knew she wasn't serious
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Lady steals at Ecobank adum and is busted
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@yourdonali
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trusting someone else to give you your happiness is also empowering the same person to take it away from you. there's less chaos in life when happiness is self-sourced and shared amongst others who also find it within themselves.
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@yourdonali
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relationships in real life are very different from how relationships are made out to be on twitter. if you like fool and listen to this app.
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@yourdonali
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5 years
"you're looking a bit more visible these days"
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How do you politely tell someone they are getting FAT, without making them feel bad about it?
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@yourdonali
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if you have to make things clear to someone more than once, chances are they didn't care the first time.
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@yourdonali
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every year the internet slanders bloombar, yet every year the internet packs out bloombar. fake rage is the best promo.
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@yourdonali
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i miss those days when Ben 10 was apparently sighted in hell & michael jackson was caught doing the moonwalk in sulfur and brimstone. those were simpler times.
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@yourdonali
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so you can be sending him anyhow?
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@yourdonali
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i 100% hate food presented like this. how am i gonna eat this without looking like an uncultured monkey?
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@yourdonali
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it's so hard sharing jokes with kleptomaniacs. they just take everything literally
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@yourdonali
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muslim girls are legit mad beautiful
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@yourdonali
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i move with a lot of confidence because God wrote my script.
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@yourdonali
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idk if it's just me but this semester has actually been the most I-don't-give-a-fuck semester ever
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@yourdonali
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you're thinking of falling for her aren't you? don't.
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@yourdonali
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a ghanaian girl will thoughtfully look at her phone repeatedly throughout the day and conclude her mcm is the one who lacks communication skills
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@yourdonali
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this rep from Stanbic asked if i was an intern and rolled her eyes when i said yeah. as if her full-time job makes up for her obvious split ends and strangling cheap perfume.
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@yourdonali
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you'd actually prefer the whole city knowing your not-so-clean business just for a drop of subscribers? that's mad bro.
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@yourdonali
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face > ass > breast
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@yourdonali
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I would have liked you but you're too dbee for me — that's fair, you're probably too local for me anyways
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@yourdonali
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cranberry juice is for the elite with matured tastebuds, that's why a lot of people don't like it
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@yourdonali
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"you smell so good" "you really know how to dress" "your hair looks healthy" top 3 compliments
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@yourdonali
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is it safe now to come out and say we are all hypocrites that put on a show of morality when it's convenient?
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@yourdonali
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learn to read the signs and accept things as they are, not what you wish they were.
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@yourdonali
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it's funny when you try to flex your university studies to the public on the tl and you're just wrong. now everyone starts to wonder how you got that far as a student.
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@yourdonali
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same thing you'd call a nigga that smashes 4 girls in a night. a fucking legend.
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@yourdonali
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like this tweet for a sub. i'll stop randomly at some point to add more confusion.
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@yourdonali
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i was today years old when i found out that a woman getting a sex change is called an "addadictomy". like literally bro. "add-a-dick-to-me". these doctors are a naughty bunch.
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@yourdonali
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never forget the little kind things people do for you. they're all little sacrifices someone made because they thought you were worth the sacrifice.
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@yourdonali
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please don't pull that shit again, i almost went to socialize with my family
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@yourdonali
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are you leaving ghana back to your foreign country? still holding some ghanaian cedis that you really don't need? say no more. look no further. my DMs are wide open. invest into me today!
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@yourdonali
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it would be nice if Accra had benches randomly placed around on pedestrian walks.
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@yourdonali
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some of you donno, but you're lowkey addicted to gender wars and fighting over trivial shit
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@yourdonali
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it's just funny to me cause most of these mandem will defend local girls online but will still be hitting them ASDA buttcheeks when they land with their minimum wage flex
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@yourdonali
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you ever look back and wish you hadn't gotten involved with some certain people?
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@yourdonali
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not trying to ruin anyone's business, but serallio will never treat you like they don't need you
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@yourdonali
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these ghanaian girls are only trying to date you for free food, my g. but you'll be there. stupidly falling in love LOL
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@yourdonali
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as i suspected, my fucking neighbour has been adding soil to my garden. the plot thickens.
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@yourdonali
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people are naturally selfish and that's not a bad thing. it's your expectations for them to be different that gives you problems
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@yourdonali
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a girl will be moving to you and four other boys at the same time & still feel entitled to your undivided attention. it must be an illness of some sort.
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@yourdonali
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i want to cry for some of you who really think you're in a faithful relationship
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@yourdonali
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if i see you yawa your friend intentionally to get a laugh from others, i'll immediately conclude you aren't worth getting close to
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@yourdonali
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you'll say you love gh twitter on sundays until it's your business being discussed by dumbass strangers
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@yourdonali
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snapple for quantity, welch's for quality
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Snapple>>>>>> Welch’s
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@yourdonali
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i wonder if people feel dumb for bringing up other people's pasts in order to try & throw shade on their present day growth.
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@yourdonali
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i'm so angry i wasted data watching this
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@yourdonali
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if travis scott ever decided to do a show in accra i would lose my fucking mind bro do you hear me??
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@yourdonali
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they believe that they are so revolutionary and anti-establishment to the point that they persecute and censor anyone that doesn't see eye-to-eye with them by calling them bigots or phobics. they don't realise that they have become the very monster that they sought to destroy.
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@yourdonali
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my mum likes to arrange the dishes in order of the year they were bought. she has OCD. apparently it's an extremely rare dish order.
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