yosoybromero
@yosoybromero
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š Dad 4 lifeā¢Greeting Card Makerā¢@foulmonkeys podcast producerā¢ #adoptdontshop I'm on Threads as @yosoybromero.
Chicago, IL
Joined August 2007
Im pretty sure the same dye they place in the Chicago river for #StPatricksDay is the same they put in the relish for Chicago hotdogs.
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The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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Itās Friday. Itās cold. I donāt have crazy frames on. Itās wild out here.
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Quite honestly one of the greatest achievements of my life. I am so happy. 348 to 195. Iām still in awe of it all.
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Which look would get you to say hey? And by hey, I mean make out.
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@TomiLahren Oh Tammy, she wasnāt complaining about how much taxes they take, she just wants to know where her money is going to. Anything for likes I guess.
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I own this store. Itās a block away from my house. I love it so much. If youāre local to Rogers Park you should come love it too. @WildOnionMarket
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Because in snow we wear shorts, hoodies and house slippers.
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Would you fuck me? Iād fuck me Sir. RT If youād fuck me hard. Like this tweet if you do me gently.
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Hello 46. 46 years of living and learning. Itās been a great ride around the sun! #HappyBirthday
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So staying at my brothers house has been interestingly awkward.
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I mean, this sunburn is killerā¦.so are the thighs.
The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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My love.There's only you in my life.The only thing that's right.My first love.You're every breath I take.You're every step I make. @tacobell
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Yāall better say happy birthday to my daughter or else!
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I had the @Starbucks #Elphaba today & since my eyes were dilated I couldnāt really see the details, but Iād say 3.5/5. Not too bad. Also, the glasses made it worse so I took them off.
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I guess one of the good things coming out of the pandemic is that I got used to not wanting to be in large crowds which lessens my chances of being killed in a mass shooting. Only in America. #KansasCityChiefsParade.
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An office gay told me my outfit was cute today. Guess Iām winning for the first official day back to the office.
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I bearded dude, in bed, glasses and tattoos. Someoneās into it, right?
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Today Iām happy. Iām 1 week away from my 44th birthday. Iām down 132lbs & Iām feeling fucking fine. This opportunity Iāve been given is a lifesaver physically & mentally I canāt be grateful enough. #wls . Highest weight 328.Surgery Weight 253.Current Weight 196.Goal Weight 175
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Hey assholes, handmade doesnāt mean cheap and it for sure doesnāt mean free. Stop trying to bargain with artists. If itās out of your budget, itās out of your budget. Itās not expensive, itās just not in your budget.
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