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šŸ• Dad 4 lifeā€¢Greeting Card Makerā€¢ @foulmonkeys podcast producerā€¢ #adoptdontshop I'm on Threads as @yosoybromero .

Chicago, IL
Joined August 2007
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8 years
Im pretty sure the same dye they place in the Chicago river for #StPatricksDay is the same they put in the relish for Chicago hotdogs.
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1 year
The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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8 months
This tweet made my #2023 a good year! #NewYear #NewYears2024 #newbulge
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1 year
The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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1 year
Hi guys. Iā€™m new here.
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1 year
This one. Still accepting liked and shares!
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what is yā€™all most liked tweet?
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2 years
Hey boys.
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Good night boys.
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11 months
Good morning beauties.
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1 year
Good morning.
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9 months
Dad says Happy Holidays
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4 months
Checking in with safety.
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8 months
Currently feels like -30Ā° outside.
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2 months
Good morning friends. Felt cute, will I delete later?
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1 year
Hey boys.
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1 year
No seatbelt needed.
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1 year
Good morning.
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2 years
Good morning. #HumpDayVibes
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4 months
Hi.
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1 year
Quite honestly one of the greatest achievements of my life. I am so happy. 348 to 195. Iā€™m still in awe of it all.
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@yosoybromero
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A girl and her boy walker.
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9 months
Which look would get you to say hey? And by hey, I mean make out.
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7 months
Happy Sunday boys and squirrels.
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3 years
So would you snack on this?
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8 months
Felt cute, might delete later if I remember to.
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8 months
Did I show yā€™all my new glasses? I fucking love them.
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3 months
Why is it cold on May 29th?
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6 years
@TomiLahren Oh Tammy, she wasnā€™t complaining about how much taxes they take, she just wants to know where her money is going to. Anything for likes I guess.
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6 months
My 47th rotation around the sun. Itā€™s balloon day.
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1 year
Reading on the train.
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5 months
Good morning sirs. Letā€™s get this Friday started
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8 months
Because in snow we wear shorts, hoodies and house slippers.
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8 months
Yasssss
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1 year
Would you fuck me? Iā€™d fuck me Sir. RT If youā€™d fuck me hard. Like this tweet if you do me gently.
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@yosoybromero
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2 years
Hello 46. 46 years of living and learning. Itā€™s been a great ride around the sun! #HappyBirthday
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4 months
Good morning.
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1 year
Pardon my bedroom eyes.
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1 year
Stair stepper pain.
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9 months
Good morning boys. Happy Monday.
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4 years
@DjTARZAN This ladies haircut tells you all you need to know about her crazy.
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1 year
Me and my bro. No, like my real brother.
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2 years
Thankful for the choices Iā€™ve made for me.
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@yosoybromero
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13 days
So staying at my brothers house has been interestingly awkward.
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1 year
Good morning
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3 months
These tiddies be on fire. šŸ”„
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5 months
On Wednesday we wear pink. #meangirls
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1 year
I mean, this sunburn is killerā€¦.so are the thighs.
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1 year
The length of this belt always astonishes me. I used to not be able to buckle it.
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4 years
My love There's only you in my life The only thing that's right My first love You're every breath I take You're every step I make @tacobell
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5 months
Hey boys.
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6 years
Yā€™all better say happy birthday to my daughter or else!
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4 months
Filling up the tank at $3.79 a gallon mad dad.
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7 months
I guess one of the good things coming out of the pandemic is that I got used to not wanting to be in large crowds which lessens my chances of being killed in a mass shooting. Only in America. #KansasCityChiefsParade
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4 years
This is what 101 lbs lighter looks like.
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8 months
An office gay told me my outfit was cute today. Guess Iā€™m winning for the first official day back to the office.
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1 year
I bearded dude, in bed, glasses and tattoos. Someoneā€™s into it, right?
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9 months
The domestic terrorist rises.
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6 years
@realDonaldTrump Isnā€™t that cute. Bless your little heart.
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7 months
Fit check. Do we need a safety check today?
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4 months
Good morning. Getting a walk in this morning.
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4 years
Today Iā€™m happy. Iā€™m 1 week away from my 44th birthday. Iā€™m down 132lbs & Iā€™m feeling fucking fine. This opportunity Iā€™ve been given is a lifesaver physically & mentally I canā€™t be grateful enough. #wls Highest weight 328 Surgery Weight 253 Current Weight 196 Goal Weight 175
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3 years
Hey assholes, handmade doesnā€™t mean cheap and it for sure doesnā€™t mean free. Stop trying to bargain with artists. If itā€™s out of your budget, itā€™s out of your budget. Itā€™s not expensive, itā€™s just not in your budget.
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5 months
Busch Gardens safari dad says hey.
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3 years
My girl.
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5 months
Good morning.
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3 years
Hello 45.
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2 years
I still canā€™t believe this used to be me.
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1 year
Gender affirming healthcare saves lives.
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9 months
Letā€™s get this morning started right.
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9 months
Hi, Iā€™m a dad and Iā€™m here to rescue you.
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5 months
Hey boys.
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9 months
Was having this at 5:15 this morning. On a Sunday. Wtf
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9 months
Good morning. Mustache rides every hour on the hour. All forms of payment accepted.
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9 months
The domestic terrorist has awaken.
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1 year
30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. 62
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30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. 44
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5 years
You guys, I applied for a design team position for a company & I got it. It is a paid gig for 6 months making greeting cards for them. So hot.
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5 years
Yā€™all better tell my 7 year old daughter HAPPY BIRTHDAY or ELSE! RT for all this cuteness!
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Morning walks.
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3 months
She all up in the kool aid tonight.
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2 years
2 years ago today is a moment that changed my life forever. After a lifetime of being overweight, guilty, anxious, and depressed (which I hid very well) I had bariatric surgery that helped me become the person that I always was inside. Iā€™m so very thankful for this opportunity
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4 years
@ByBrianBennett God I love this bish! Best mayor ever. She donā€™t play. The only time I want to hear McEnany talk is when sheā€™s reading her bosses obituary and even then sheā€™d still lie through them Cheeto sucking teeth.
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9 months
Iā€™m nerdy boy.
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5 months
Morning light.
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3 years
Good morning friends
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1 year
Seatbelt check.
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1 year
For my non circle friends the decent photo. Good night.
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7 months
Gym crush chose the treadmill next to me! Iā€™m here to announce Iā€™m pregnant and we are getting married.
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3 years
Yā€™all. Iā€™m so happy I could cry. A non scale victory is being on the plane for the first time since COVID and having surgery. Bucking the seat belt @ having more than a foot of the belt remaining. 145lbs of guilt and shame lost with 181lbs of confidence and happiness remaining.
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@yosoybromero
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Do I have the worlds ugliest sweater on? Possibly. Do I love it? YASSSSSSSSSS BISH.
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