Syafiq Aizat
@yo_sapit
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Multiverse AJAIB –GRAM. 2013 — 2024. It was the end of a decade,.But the start of an age ✨
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Dont blame hujan. Negara kita memang musin hujan hujung tahun sampai awal tahun EVERY YEAR. Blame your authorities for doing nothing walaupun dah tahu benda ni.
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Taktahu nak buktikan macam mana lagi yang aku kat Bikini Bottom
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Not as bad as studying for 5/6 years just to be a B40 & be in debt.
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Tadi aku nampak van TM belakang aku. Terus aku bawak slow gila, biar diorang rasa macam mana perasaan menggunakan internet diorang.
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Can Twitter stop auto refresh the timeline? I was reading something and suddenly it vanished & now I can’t find it. 😡.
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‘Babi’ is so padu. The amount of anger you can channel by screaming this word is astronomical. The kepuasan it provides after that is top notch.
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No one:. Sushi dekat Sushi King yang kau tak ambik:.
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Me preparing my mental whenever log in masuk Twitter, knowing akan ada menteri buat hal:
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Sorry, not sorry. I dah lama simpan this flex. ☺️. #mytimetoshine
@yo_sapit You jadi penulis novel ni ada pencapaian ke?.
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If you tell anyone this, I'll deny it — but if I’m the one yg doing the dishes & there’s a tupperware bekas sambal, I’ll secretly throw the tupperware dalam tong sampah & never speak of it again until the day I die. It has to go, no one needs to know.
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Stan unproblematic, no gimmicky & extremely talented couple.
Pasangan penyanyi popular, Syamel dan Ernie Zakri sah bergelar suami isteri dengan sekali lafaz pada majlis pernikahan yang berlangsung di Masjid Puncak Alam, Selangor, kira-kira 10.30 pagi hari ini. 📸 IG Ernie Zakri
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RM200 pun dah berpecah belah. Sekarang korang faham mcm mana family porak peranda berebut harta?
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Most Malaysian don’t discriminate. We hate everyone equally. You’re not special 🥴.
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Sebut “Swiper jangan mencuri” x3.
Does anyone know what animal is this. It kind of following me and my friend
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Mind you, Kedai Buku 1 Malaysia still hutang beratus ribu dekat publishers sehingga hari ni. Konon nak bagi diskaun murah tapi tak reti berniaga, last-last lingkup lepastu aniaya penerbit & penulis.
Sehina hina pasangan ini, beliau menyediakan Kedai Rakyat 1 Malaysia, Klinik 1 Malaysia, UTC, BR1M dan pelbagai bantuan. Tidak pernah keluar dari mulut Abam Ajib @NajibRazak supaya rakyat Malaysia makan ubi kayu. *Apo balasan kito?.Jerit² Najib curik. Najub curikkk.
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What is the Malay version of ‘when life gives you lemons, make lemonade’?. Izit ‘bila hidup ini pishang, buat pengat’?.
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The fact that Shuk still masuk tv walaupun dah berapa ribu kali kena cancel says a lot pasal how ignorant & insensitive our local entertainment industry is. Like, who tf nak tengok muka geli dia lagi? But guess what, show runner & stesen tv masih nak tepek muka busuk dia ni.
It’s ironic how Malay actors could get away with saying something as disgusting as this ON TV while K-Dramas are being blamed for the bad influence on Malaysians 🤡. If Korean celebs said smtg like this, they’d be cancelled kaw kaw already & that’s the end of their acting career.
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Red door all day. What am I supposed to do in 1974? Tell Tun Abdul Razak his son’s gonna grow up a bitch?.
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Wedding patutnya the beginning of a happy marriage, not the only happy moment in your marriage. Don’t aim for raja sehari, lepastu terus hamba sepanjang hayat. Nobody will remember your wedding kenduri unless orang kena cirit birit after makan.
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Balik kampung, tanya bila kahwin. Baru nak dating, suruh cepatkan kahwin. Umur meningkat, dipaksa kahwin. Drama tv hampir semua pasal kahwin. Anak gay, suruh kahwin. Nak halal sex, pergi kahwin. We treat kahwin the same way we treat minyak gamat – penyelesaian segala masalah.
#kualalumpur Trend penceraian di negara ini agak menggusarkan, khususnya dalam kalangan pasangan beragama Islam.
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Boi if your gf marah sbb nama atas parcel yg kau beli tu perempuan, your only option sekarang cuma lari selamatkan diri, pindah rumah, tukar kerja, delete social media, tukar identiti. Ni borderline psycho possessive anak iblis takde common sense.
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This is what happened when older generation stop warisi saka ke anak cucu. Rasa kosong tak berteman.
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Normalize ignoring & not idolizing politicians. Start making them accountable for every action they made. They’re literally working for us.
Dah mula ada penentangan secara terang-terangan dek kehidupan yang semakin terhimpit sementara menteri kabinet kekal paling besar dalam sejarah dan PM kelmarin hanya “Kerajaan dah tak banyak wang”. Percayalah, ramai lagi yang nak maki Yidin macam brader ni.
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Bila orang stop replying, tak perlu double text. Dia tahu. Dia memang sengaja leave us on read. Move on. Berhenti berharap & menunggu datang gelap.
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This is what orang with niat jahat would say.
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Tamatkan kontrak Astro.
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People are weird aren’t they? Ade ke menteri belia & sukan disuruhnya letak jawatan lepas dia dah volunteer & try to tolong benda yg bukan under dia.
Menteri Belia dan Sukan @SyedSaddiq disaran letak jawatan kerana gagal bela pekerja Foodpanda #sinarharian #foodpanda .
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Man, I love this country.
If you think Spidey is the only superhero at the Bukit Jalil National Stadium tonight, think again. Looks like Hang Tuah and gang are here too! #WeBelangTogether #AFFSuzukiCup2018 #MASvVIE . - NSTP 📷 Luqman Hakim Zubir
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Brb, going to the mall tomorrow untuk restore hak ketuanan Melayu ✨.
Try pergi la shopping malls kl mostly chinese je ramai . Buka mataa.
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So you agree? You think the government is gagal, bangsat & zalim?
Admin | Saya bersama dalam kempen #benderaputih ini bagi mengenal pasti mereka yang memerlukan bantuan. Tak perlu merayu, tak perlu malu. Kibar saja bendera.🏳️.#KempenBenderaPutih.#PEMULIH.#ActionBeyondPolitics
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Call unifi sebab internet problem, tapi dia suggest aku log in dekat website dia?. Website dia buka guna line fotosintesis ke?.
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These makcik-makcik asking “tak teringin ke nak ada bini” is missing the real point. The real question shud be, “boleh ke jadi laki orang?”.It’s not “tak teringin ke ada anak”, but “boleh ke jadi bapak orang?”.
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Jangan ubah apape. Poslaju cemerlang sekarang barang sampai cepat bila tak banyak customer. Tak macam zaman awal Shopee. Cuma tinggal ambil langkah penjimatan dengan pecat orang-orang atasan yang gaji besar. We don’t need them. Perabih beras.
Pos Malaysia alami kerugian lebih besar bagi suku kedua. #BHbisnes Persekitaran pasaran mencabar yang berlanjutan khususnya berkaitan segmen bungkusan.
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Me watching my openly gay friends dapat parking OKU
1. Pasir Salak MP Jamaluddin Yahya has suggested that those in the LGBT community should be classified as having mental health issues. He said this in the Dewan Rakyat, during the debate on the Mental Health (Amendment) Bill.
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Petition untuk hantu-hantu local start pakai baju traditional. Walaupun dah mati, please angkat budaya kita ye. Stop with the boring kain putih.
#MISTERI First time tengok hantu India siap pakai sari lagi. Lokasi jalan menuju Tangga Tujuh FELDA Lok Heng Kota Tinggi Johor. Budak-budak balik mancing jam 3-4 pagi jumpa. Sumber : Group Wakaf
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“Saya kahwin lagi sebab saya gatal” ha kan senang. Ini duk menipu je. Dosa dapat, lepas tu burukkan agama pulak.
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Hayati was the victim of the male-centric system (force marriage & abusive husband) & Zainuddin was the victim of the local obsession with keturunan & darjat (he’s not pure blood). The story is a critic about how oppressive some adat & tradisi could be. Not about gender war 😭.
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“Rakyat Malaysia yang sudah menerima dua dos vaksin COVID-19 akan dibenarkan merentas negeri, & ke luar negara tertentu”. Meanwhile ‘rakyat Malaysia’:
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Perempuan pregnant periksa kandungan: “Lelaki ke perempuan, doktor?”.Doktor liberal: “Tolong jangan judgemental ya. Biar dia decide sendiri dia nak jadi apa. Itu urusan dia dengan tuhan.”.
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Shud be a trilogy. Part 2: someone died masa Bella & Intan visit mansion family gigi besi. Part 3: someone died before wedding Bella dekat private island.
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5 RT dan saya tak akan cerita apape pun. Saya cuma ketagih RT.
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Actually orang Melayu pun kena brainwashed drpd kecik & by the school system into thinking yg bangsa lain nak tindas & jatuhkan Melayu. One of the stupid lies is jgn minum air non muslim sbb tu holy water. Nnt tak boleh sebut Allah. There’s many more. Some of them told by ustazah.
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Most of us getting our degree just to make our parents proud. Then we go back to them, and ask money bcs we’re underpaid, overworked, & equipped with a massive student loan. Some of us jobless, while others kena buat 2-3 kerja just to survive.
Belajar universiti di Malaysia jauh lebih LAMA dari luar negara. Kalau Malaysia nak dapat ijazah sampai 5-6 tahun, di Singapura, Australia & UK hanya 3-4 tahun. Banyak subjek WAJIB macam TITAS, Hubungan Etnik, Etika & Peradaban. WE MUST DO BETTER.
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So much talent in one picture, I can't breathe.
Best sparring partners. 💕@missnadiaaqilah @nadiyanisaa @Bront_Palarae Mudah mudahan digandingkan bersama lagi. InsyaAllah. 💕💃🕺💕
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Not a kpoper. But please, stop attacking kpopers for abpbh semalam. Clearly, BH yg scam diorang for votes. BH clearly don’t even care about the artists. Ada depa jemput or jumpa artist kpop tu? No. They just want the coins from those kpopers. Last2 kena bash.
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"Mak tau tak kenapa pelangi separuh je?". "Kenapa?". "Sebab separuh lg ada dkt muka Mak.". "Kau kena repeat paper kn?". #sketsahambar.
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Kalau nak jadikan ibu negara, pilihlah Janda Baik. Dia dah takde laki, at least bagi la dia peluang jadi seorang ibu kepada kita semua.
Cadangkan lokasi ibu negara baharu menggantikan KL. Saya mulakan dengan Sungai Petani.
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I always think yg orang kerja pungut sampah ni orang2 mulia. So tadi ada lori sampah lalu & I unconsciously senyum at them & diorang perasan & angkat tangan so aku angkat tangan balik & I feel so warm inside right now 😌.
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Buku Fixi taknak publish novel tajuk MALAYSIA ke? Fiksyen politik (campur horror & thriller sebab kak mah, + penyiasatan sebab 1mdb, + romantik sebab azwan ali). Suruh Khairul Anuar atau Shaz Johar tulis.
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Suruh dia naik masa peak hour without the layanan vvip next.
Today, Deputy Prime Minister YAB Dato’ Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi took a ride on the MRT train with his family to TRX MRT Station. #MRTMalaysia #JomNaikMRT
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Tak ada orang nak persoalkan academic achievement aku ke supaya aku boleh flex aku banyak kali dekan course pengajian bahasa dulu.
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Only the bullies got the privilege to ‘move on & over it’ while the victims have to live with the trauma probably for the rest of their lives.
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Tahukah anda:.Cik Aminah & Cik Baba sebenarnya best friends. Sebab bila Cik Baba jatuh dalam parit, Cik Aminah ketawa dulu. Sampai terjerit-jerit lagi. That’s a real best friend right there.
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Nama: Wan. Nama penuh: Wan don't pick up the phone you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone.
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I want this, but instead of milos or anything, I want money inside it. Sick? Open one pack - get RM500. Raining? Open one pack - get RM1k.
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"Tengok Bill Gates tu, walaupun fail tapi last-last dia jadi bos kawan-kawan dia.". Dik, dia fail Harvard. Kau fail menengah rendah. 😊✨.
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i am: . ⚪️ straight. ⚪️ gay . 🔘 waiting for poslaju to finally deliver my parcels. 🔘 losing my patience.
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Diorang ni taknak ke buat normal highschool series? Atau normal campus life series? Yg takde orang kaya kawin-kawin & takde orang kampung miskin dirundung malang. Macam Dunia Baru dulu. Seronok kot tengok cerita yg mcm tu.
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Rasanya Astro ni kena kurangkan bill each time service unavailable. Setiap satu minit kurangkan 50sen, mcm tu. Orang bayar bill untuk dapat service, kan? Hujan sikit je, service hilang, pacita?
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Panduan membaca semua buku Fixi yg aku pernah tulis so far ✨
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Yes, depression is real & we should help these people. But just bcs u have depression, doesn’t mean you can be shitty to everyone.
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If any of u run & bring covid to kuantan (currently 0 case), I will hunt you down & hit u with my nonsticky pan.
PKPB: Polis laksana sekatan jalan raya bermula 12.01 tengah malam 14 Okt, penugasan diatur ketua polis negeri - Acryl Sani
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Yup. Jawi today is full of horny people looking for live something-something. Even diorang yg salah still paksa org bayar 3k wtf?
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SPM dah habis. Dan budak2 tu pun berhenti baca yasiin, solat hajat mahupun solat fardu. Dan dibuat semula bila dekat nak result nanti.
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21 year old me published my first novel
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Burger = B.French fries = FF.= BFF.
Kenapa Katy Perry burger dan Taylor Swift fries? Ada siapa siapa berani ulas?.
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Old people are the worst. They are the generation yg romanticise overworking & underpay, they’re rude, always thought they’re better than younger generations, never respect nature, & the main reason why kita mundur sekarang.
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What if shooting star betul-betul boleh grant wishes, tapi satu hari ada seorang asshole pergi mintak supaya shooting star stop grant wishes orang?.
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Unpopular opinion: when u saw a guy tell you “kalau korang tahu macam mana mata lelaki ni berfungsi”, run. He’s obviously exposing his rapey side.
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Dulu bini pakcik aku selalu tak ikut balik raya sbb kerja jaga tol. Masa tu aku rasa macam ruginya dia tak dapat jumpa saudara mara ramai-ramai dekat kampung. Sekarang baru aku faham. Sometimes raya is not that fun untuk orang dewasa. Some people hate meeting families @ kampung.
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Abang posmen literally penghantar kegembiraan (kalau barang sampai on time). Siapa yg bertanggungjawab, tolonglah naikkan gaji diorang. Masa untuk kita gembirakan diorang pulak 😭.
Gaji RM1300 memang lama la menyangkut gini hmmmm. Tolonglah naikkan gaji posto2 tu kasi berbaloi depa nak kerja.
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Thinking about bersanding makes me nervous. I dont like to be the center of attention; I’m a clumsy person. I might (and I will) spill some drinks, drop the plate, stumble on the way to pelamin, or terlempang orang yg tengah karaoke.
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Don’t let developers see this.
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This guy never ages. Mintak share location fountain of youth.
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There is no competition pun on Twitter siapa lagi savage or siapa punya point lagi power or siapa paling kurang ajar. Please respect each other & stop with these bashing culture. Keep it cool and civilised gais.
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Kalau aku perempuan, & lelaki datang dengan “aku tak punya bunga, aku tak punya harta, yang ku punya hanyalah hati yang setia”, I’ll either;. 1. Run. 2. Mula berkempen supaya keikhlasan boleh jadi currency so aku tak mati kebuluran lepas kahwin.
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