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Evan Heiter

@yoEv

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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Sorry...which way to floor finals?
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@yoEv
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3 years
Athletes first* *except for health… and safety… and selection… and rules… and money. Also we don’t want to talk about it. Thank you.
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3 years
Don’t take on a national role expecting village feedback.
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@yoEv
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1 year
This is technically and aesthetically better than 98% of bars I’ve seen in the last decade.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Without gay people and LGBT allies there would ACTUALLY LITERALLY TRULY be no gymnastics. #catchmelayoutbackstepOUTSIDE
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Will Theresa Kulikowski be available for comment?
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Regardless of any score or connection, Kara Eaker is redeeming USA beam in so many huge and subtle ways. Thank you.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Did Maria Caire make vault finals at Auroras?
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@yoEv
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5 years
The head position immediately after the block is honestly sliding my Kinsey scale. #Stuttgart2019
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
An elite gymnast, a boss professional, a Wolverine, and an upset-with-the-sport human being? Sounds like Li Li Leung has what we need. #gymnastics #usagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
tonight’s feedback is so appreciated!! happy to provide #ncaagym for the day ones & the new ones. grateful, as always, to @CalCoachLiz and @CalCoachJustin for the opp. 💙
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Ohashi will end this shutdown by SHUTTING👏🏼IT👋🏼DOWN👏🏼 #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
centenary…u up?
@RazorbackGym
Arkansas Gymnastics 🐗
3 years
The Arkansas at LSU gymnastics meet scheduled for Friday, January 21 has been postponed following COVID protocols within the Arkansas gymnastics program, consistent with Southeastern Conference COVID-19 management requirements.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Commentating for @CalWGym vs. @BeaverGym this Saturday, 1/29 at 4pm PT! Striving to bring that #ncaagym real real via an approach that combines @kathyjohnsongym + @JohnnyGWeir + a six year-old and a robot.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Just a general FYI that I have and will commentate for free. RT to spread awareness for this important cause. Our sport is in danger. #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Kathy Johnson Clarke is the Meryl Streep of gymnastics and you cannot tell me otherwise. #legend #gift #NCAAgym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
I am at the Stanford meet. Should I throw a ‘bow and take the live stream mic? #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Update: I’ll be on @GymCastic next week, filling your emotional chalk buckets! AND I’ll be commentating the @CalWGym live stream on 3/17. #ncaagym #gymnastics
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Mustafina on floor is like when you're really hungover but you have to go to a family function or volunteer or something. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
I wish the people in charge of #gymnastics would stop ruining the sport of gymnastics.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
breaking: a hairstylist also lied to Klages.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
10 months
commentating isn’t easy. but it’s also not *that* hard to be tolerably OK at. #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Hey guys… a lot of you have been asking if that me was me at Cottbus in ‘89… Yes.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
4 years
k, let's get one thing straight: all cookie dough is edible.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Can confidently say that I’ve never been more into Beaver(s) than I am right now #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
In highly-visible, head “coaching” roles, we need SAVVY FIGUREHEADS. Surround yourself w/ technical experts, empower adults, protect children & read the fkn room. Allow athletes to be undeniable, yet undeniably internationally tested, too. Surprises are avoidable. #gymnastics
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
I was Team Brooks even in the darkest of hours. #StLouis2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Sorry I’ve been gone for awhile... I was getting the rubber bands on my braces changed to red, white and blue + searching for Kerry Perry’s qualifications.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
I have been designated as “essential personnel.” Be sure to watch the #ncaagym action this Sunday!
@CalWGym
Cal Women’s Gymnastics
5 years
⚠️ Sunday’s meet will be closed to fans ⚠️ We will still be live streaming all of the action.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
All Mustafina/Tutkhalian interactions today are that of the most popular senior girl having to do a project with a freshman. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Jim Watson really taking this moment to talk about heterosexual marriage.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
7 years
In a world and a Worlds so readily filled with darkness, many thanks to @GymCastic and @USAGym for their Illuminating efforts and successes.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Excited to be commentating @CalWGym ’s home meets on March 1st + March 15th. Tune in! #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
It’s me. Hi. I’m the commentator. It’s me. Excited to be covering both @CalWGym quad meets coming up on 3/10 and 3/12! #ncaagym @StanfordWGym @USUGymnastics @OhioStateWGYM @ArizonaGymCats @SacStGymnastics @ucdavisgym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Imagine a gymnast showing up with the same, tired routines to every meet they ever competed in. Now imagine Tim Daggett’s commentary. #USGymChamps
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
If you aren’t a ragged ghost Billie Eilish doll knocking on a door are you even doing floor this season? #NCAAGym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
7 years
Dislike: Alt Right, Alt rauwig. #pgchamps
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
ongoing mood.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Ahem…
@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Don’t take on a national role expecting village feedback.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
Here we go again, #NCAAGym ! Calling @CalWGym vs. @UtahGymnastics this Saturday, Feb 12, at 4pm PT. Link & deets to follow!
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Tom Forster after he says or does anything now #Stuttgart2019
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
13 years ago today @sbregman87 begrudgingly accepted my friend request on Facebook...the gymternet was never the same and I haven’t stopped bothering him since!
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
4 years
tbqh @AmandaKBorden ’s beam is the most underscored USA routine from the 1996 Olympic TF. And, as someone who did a lot of cartwheels outside of my brother’s taekwondo class...I will fight you on that. #OlympicsWeekNBCSN
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
WHEN SIMONE CRIES WE ALL CRY. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
It took :28 seconds into gymnastics coverage for Tim to say, "gymnastics 101." 🙄 #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 months
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Wish I could have a job where I work 10ish times per year and make sense/speak clearly 20% of the time............. #GKUSclassic
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Person: so do you have any residual pain from #gymnastics ??? Me: hahahahahahaha. my brain started dissociating physical pain when I was 11. 🥴
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
Tell me you were gay, Catholic, and gymnastics-obsessed…
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
For the record: would love to be the play-in-meet commentator. #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
The reason I fell in love with gymnastics: a RT. @dominiquedawes
@Pamchenkova
Pamchenkova
5 years
Her Majesty 🙌
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
Getting in my bubble/feels for the Cal Quad! #ncaagym Live at 7pm PT
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
People competing like they want it: Chris Brooks #StLouis2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
I hope Chris Brooks wrote down everything he did this year. I hope that other athletes read it and do it. #peak #rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Happy birthday to the Bart to my Kathy, the Jim to my Amanda, the back pike to my standing full, @samanthapeszek 😘🥇👫
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Sorry, but these gals on the OSU feed are like .4 seconds away from discussing why their SUV accommodates their family’s needs #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Kerry, Kerry quite contrary. #USGymChamps
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
IT'S THE ALYMPICS. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
So…the balance bar comes after the table, but do the women prefer to be referred to as ‘girls’ when they’re doing the cell phone plank or being sassy on the mat? #ncaagym Live at 1pm PT
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
OK - it's no secret: I came up JUST short of my #Rio2016 #goals . Thank you, @Salto_Coach , for the mems & the wolves.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
1 year
Too many years spent actively trying to maintain brain cells and respect for gymnastics listening to Tim. And, before you ask if I could do better, yes. Fully. #XfinityChamps
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
10 years
A lot of variety in Skinner's first pass. As in: layout, pike and tuck. #PGChamps
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Are @samanthapeszek and I pumped to bring you coverage from #StLouis2016 ? And wear matching vests?
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
. @ZacEfron better be taking the standard congratulatory shirtless photo VERY soon. #Rio2016 @Simone_Biles
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Real talk is Tom Forster just Greg Kinnear playing Tom Forster? #GKClassic
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Simone, Gabby, Aly, Laurie & Madison dominating 2016 like the Spice Girls did in 1997. #StLouis2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Such a bummer that ESPN is content to allow some of their #ncaagym “analysts” to prepare so poorly as they’re promoting the sport on a national stage. Zero excuse for confusing a Ray with a Maloney (more than once) on bars. Educated, knowledgeable fans r needed 4 sustained growth
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
9 years
Maybe Maggie can do all-around for Belarus? #Glasgow2015
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
@TheBBSituation Would love the same assignment tomorrow, but with the additional limiting factors: -never competed at Worlds -never competed at an Olympics
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
The fact that there was a time when my family would happily wait 60-70 minutes to dine at an Outback Steakhouse keeps me humble.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
4 years
Kamala Harris is my 2020 college football season. And, to clarify, I am an actual sports gay.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Alright #gymternet ... humbled + happy to bring my commentary stylings your way thrice in the next week! #ncaagym 2/29 - 4p @StanfordMGym International Collegiate Invite 3/1 - 2p @CalWGym vs @ArizonaGymCats 3/2 - 7p @StanfordWGym vs @SunDevilGym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
Please welcome to the main stage…
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Thorsdottir looks like one of those people who would be upset that they're only allowed to take 5 AP classes, not 6. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Me to the haters. Thanks for the memories, @MagsGotSwag12 ! Onward!
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Cut to me feeling the @GymCastic love this week! The pleasure was mine! #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
Really wish @WillGravesAP would stop pushing his radical hetero agenda on me and @sbregman87 . Artur is hotter than Nikita. WE KNOW THIS.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Wait, how do I sit between @MissyAMarlowe and @sbregman87 at every meet from now on?? #ncaagym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
'What Are Ankles?' The story of the Olympic men's vault final. #Rio2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Super proud of my friend @sbregman87 for making the dreams of so many come true, while sharing the dreams of others. #AllAround
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
The way I would devour hours-long bracketology eps of @GymCastic where Spencer expounds on the #12 team averaging at least 49.275 on UB for the remainder of the szn, and the cascade of resultant hypotheticals that ensue. And Jessica could let out intermittent feelings-wheezes.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
4 years
Today, one of these people became the fittest American woman at the #crossfitgames2020 and the other ordered UberEats twice. way to go @KariPearce_ !
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Evan Heiter
9 years
Amanar and chill. #Glasgow2015
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Evan Heiter
3 years
Hear me out: Greg Kinnear playing Tom Forster playing a puppet.
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Evan Heiter
5 years
Tom Forster after he says or does anything now #Stuttgart2019
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
3 up, 3 count. #Rio2016 #gymnastics 🇺🇸
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
1. They can't be the same. 2. They have to be different. -Tim explaining what "different" means. #RioOlympics2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
Shang doing beam for her BLIND BROTHER WHO CARRIED HER MULTIPLE KMs TO SCHOOL. #Rio2016 😭
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
@sbregman87 @Salto_Coach I depend on NBC for two things: defining family and real-time coverage.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 months
She’s Yang Bo’s horcrux.
@yuhangyuan_
不用睡觉该多好🇨🇳
6 months
I don't think I'm exaggerating.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
9 months
“That might cost her a fifth tonight.” #ncaagym this commentary makes me want to down a fifth…it’s is an insult to the sport.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
3 years
What an eterible day for sport.
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Evan Heiter
2 years
he will always be ‘the princessa.’ happy bday to true royalty of the gymternet and best friendship, @sbregman87
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
6 years
V uneasy with the authority Tim uses when speaking about how athletes should be feeling and/or thinking.
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
8 years
WHEN THE ATHLETES POINT AT THEIR PEOPLE. #StLouis2016
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
The unwillingness of the judges to create score parity will continue to haunt the sport in a divisive way. It’s there and it’s clear. #NCAAGym
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
9 years
When you tryna get bae to notice you between passes. #PGChamps #gymnastics http://t.co/mXHBOfIcMm
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
5 years
Somewhere, Terin is voluntarily at her Butt Chew Lemonade Stand with no customers. #GKUSclassic
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
2 years
Can appreciate NBC striving for more perspectives during #OOFOSChamps broadcast, but would love to see as many routines as possible during each rotation with a throw to a separate, expert hosting panel for review/discussion of highlights and scores between rotations. #gymnastics
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@yoEv
Evan Heiter
4 years
me: 11:26am - OMG I could seriously cuddle and spoon and be touching another human 24/7 no jokeeeee. 10:17pm - you know what’s hot? separate beds.
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