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@yifanlu
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it's wild that "cancel culture" was essentially a bunch of rich men with hurt feelings because they got ratioed on twitter and nobody wants to hire them for six months and in reaction to that we now have government maintained banned words
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@yifanlu
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right winger chuds cheering the government creating and enforcing a list of banned words
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@yifanlu
Yifan
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Large version of harmless thing that can easily kill you: metal spring Tiny version of harmless thing that can easily kill you: plastics
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@yifanlu
Yifan
4 days
I think I've spent more time tweaking clocks and running furmark than playing video games.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
4 days
TIL that the NYPD has a PR department with over 1700 people and cost NY tax payers $185M/year to do stuff like run spin for brutalizing college protestors. This is what we mean by "defund the police". Here's an easy $185M that can be cut without reducing safety.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
5 days
Proposal to have all our critical infrastructure designed by the Chinese government so everyone can care about its privacy and security. (The fact that it'll be much cheaper is just a bonus.)
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Yifan
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@carrot_c4k3 I once attended a closed door Q&A (recruiting event) with the CTO and half a dozen other students. I was the only one asking questions and was called a "cynic" by the CTO. Another student later asked why I was so "combative". I stole 8 boxes of Pocky from their snack room.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
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@Wr0zen after you die, you can choose a new race or you can go White+ with extra stats
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@yifanlu
Yifan
6 days
RT @haramcart: Every Democrat tweet now reads like this
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Wonder how long the current administration will last now that they shut off the slop spigot from China. The social contract is that we confine politics to culture war but in exchange we get cheap goodies.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
7 days
All the conservatives on my timeline calling to defund this and that for the tune of a couple billion dollars but I see a nice $262B haircut that nobody is talking about.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
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when's the new bird coming out
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Yifan
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It's cute that Canadians are boycotting American goods but Americans haven't bought American goods since WWII.
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Yifan
8 days
they did it chat
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Yifan
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I always thought the bougie sparking water was pronounced "la crocs" and wondered what was appealing about a drink named after smelly shoes.
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Yifan
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I beg the elites to please produce better villains.
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@yifanlu
Yifan
8 days
tl;dr: Elon pays someone way more talented to do work for him so he can take all the credit. Also he hired a booster for a video game.
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