RT @theAliceRoberts: I know people are leaving Twitter, but the algorithms also seem to be mysteriously (or not so mysteriously) working ag…

@waitmanb Pop a (thin) sock on the end, so if your naughty burglar tries to grab the bat you can yank it free and knock him senseless whilst he pathetically looks in disbelief to your least favourite sock dangling limply from his would be larcenous paws

@TheRestHistory episode 4 of the French revolution series appears not to work? Can't download or stream. Ep 1-3 and 5 onwards are all fine

@CCHQPress Does @RishiSunak and @CCHQPress think that defendants, however unpopular, should be denied legal representation? Could be a bit awkward down the line for quite a lot of tories and their donors if so...

@waitmanb @Tesla I mean, I live in Devon and I'd drive my Toyota Yaris round that...

RT @ForbiddenFae: To welcome all of our new followers, we want to #giveaway a "Peach Blossom" D20 #dice! To enter: 🎲 Like 🎲 Follow 🎲 Retwe…

@Tom29143367 @timothy_stanley @JamesCleverly Sir, and I use the term strictly without prejudice, go fuck yourself

@AdamRutherford @FryRsquared gave it a go and naan based pizza is delicious. My creds are that I'm a sous chef at an award winning restaurant and my controversial take is that homemade pizza dough is overrated. Leave it to the pros, in this case the corner shop's naan supplier..

@QueerArmorer

@BBCSport I agree with Gary

@RishiSunak You should be ashamed of yourself, but instead your apparent pride betrays the fact that you are a viscous and cynical scumbag with the moral compass of a mid ranking SS officer.

@GregHands Are you fucking serious?

@Ottojizzmark (w)Ham

@waitmanb Injera?

RT @NHSMillion: Please follow and RT if you think the NHS needs better support from the Government and help us campaign for better for pati…

@Skapinker No flares in the derrier

@IanDunt Our country became 'great' in those terms through piracy, larceny and conquest. It's not too late to redeem ourselves.

RT @NHSMillion: We lose quite a few followers because we seem to be anti-Conservative But they *seem* to be hell bent on underfunding, und…

@markjenkinsonmp @UKLabour Somewhat alarmingly mate, you are literally the government...

@AdamRutherford Bow