@lilmissbelljar ngl i would rock this

there's this girl on IG I hate follow and every misfortune she suffers brings me so much JOY!!

thinking about quitting drinking not for health or addiction reasons, I just wanna be able to afford more tattoos

@SexiestGrandma there's so much SASS on his face

my roomie brought me a biscuit im so happy 😭😭😭

RT @averyfield_: Being into hc in your mid 20s is standing around outside a gig and the person youre talking to goes “my parents let my ski…

@AngelChrysalis straight ppl porn is weird

unfortunately I work all day and I'm not paying $15 + tip for a Cajun filet biscuit smh

@titsandmarxism a whole mood

RT @titsandmarxism: if you’re sick of seeing my boobs please start paying my bills and i’ll put them away thank you

@JoeyxRoss I have one i got 6-7 years ago that blew out fast af (it was my friends first tattoo with a machine) and one that's 14 years old and still looks amazing and clean af

"no one wamts to be challenged by art anymore" is the challenge staying awake?

mathcore but they can only do simple addition

RT @foryourhealthoh: MCR playing Thank You For The Venom: FIIIIIRE AT WILLLLL Dudes named Will: *GULP*

RT @bimbotheory: “led into polyamory” — we realllly gotta do away with talking like adults can’t make their own decisions, especially in th…

t4t is at least like, level 3, u gotta date a couple cute bi guys with hearts of gold first i swear

RT @halfheldsky: My most controversial take is that if you identify with your assigned gender at birth you are probably cis