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@year_progress
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The only progress bar you'd rather see go slower (or faster?)
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Joined May 2015
Twitter is closing its doors to hobby bots like this one. They tell us a week before this happens. There's been a lot of measured, well-mannered commentary from other makers of Twitter bots. I thought I'd share my uncensored thoughts instead. Fuck this. 1/?.
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I'm sorry, folks, but the Twitter API stopped working for this bot about a month ago, so the last percentage might forever be:. ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░ 47%. (It is now, in fact, 58%.).
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Even if the price (which we still don't know, by the way) turns out to be something symbolic, like $5 a year, I'm not going to pay. To be clear: I have the money. I'm not asking for your help in paying it. No. It's just that the Twitter management can eat shit.
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Twitter was a fun place partly because people could make small, weird programs for others' enjoyment. There's @big_ben_clock, @portmanteau_bot, @AutoCharts, and a million others. Most of us did this work without any thought of compensation because we're not dickfaced twatwaffles.
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