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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
4 months
Forcing my cat to model and blame him when we don't go viral
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
11 months
I will say I once met someone who had "love garlic" tattooed in Mandarin on their hand. They fully knew what it meant, they just really loved garlic.
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oh that’s not-
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
@NoreenMasud The opposite of this is robins only live 13 months on average, so the robins you meet will probably be the last time you see them. (I throw this fact out when I want to ruin someone's day)
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Now need my 21 year old partner to earn £38,700 or for us to have about £119k in savings for me to stay here, because otherwise I'm destroying the economy, despite me not having access to public funds to begin with. Totally reasonable and normal request
@ReuniteDivFamil
Reunite Families UK 🧡
8 months
Today the government laid in Parliament the changes to the MIR for applications made from the 11th of April 2024 including: · Increase MIR to £29,000 · Amount of savings needed to sponsor a partner has been increased in line with MIR · There won’t be a separate child element 🧵
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
11 months
I have no words because no way people think a full Chinese woman is indigenous.
@theotherShira
Shira שירה שירים
11 months
@SaeedDiCaprio She's Jewish. This IS her own land.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
One of the most isolating experiences being in the UK my parents not having context of problems I face: micro-aggressions, housing situations, even the new MIR for spouse visas. I have to explain it in detail, and even then because they're not here they can't fully understand.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Her mom being the vice chancellor of University of Bristol is my roman empire.
@PaIIahAbdul
Romeo S (Reloaded) 🇩🇴🥇
9 months
These hoes are not seeing Florence Mary Leontine Welch on her worst day
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Don't I just love having to write multiple essays while the government does everything it can to separate me and my partner.
@JamesCleverly
James Cleverly🇬🇧
8 months
Migration is too high. We have to bring the numbers down to create a fairer system for the British people. It is right that people only bring dependants to the UK they can support. That’s why we’ve laid orders to increase the family visa minimum income requirement.
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@yaya_guoyi
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8 months
This pink cart for my lidl trips might be the best thing I've thrifted ever. Brings out so much joy in me
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
This woman needs to be studied in my course
@shesgotawy
skye
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i hope she’s doing good today
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@yaya_guoyi
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
I can't bring family, or stay with my British spouse! Great 😊
@AdamRutherford
Dr Adam Rutherford
10 months
Fabulous. Policy that makes it less attractive for foreign students to come - foreign student who are a financial net positive to universities.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
This will affect people with chronic illness etc. but also it just makes me sad that me, and other people on temporary visas will be even more scared to march/protest and show solidarity
@RishiSunak
Rishi Sunak
9 months
From today we’re going further to bring order back to our streets.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Got changed to celebrity cultures for my course, literally going to just be dissecting my favourite musician's songs and have it count as work
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Had the chance to speak this lovely Palestinian who lives in Bristol now. He is now asking for people to donate so he can help his family escape Gaza. Please share or donate if you can:
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
@NoreenMasud Students are afraid to bother tutors even when theyre struggling because they know their tutors are exploited, tutors want to give more but physically can't or are too depressed to. Noone is winning.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Never seen people been described like this before. I'm so Chinese coded fr
@lovelyvi94
Take me back to Elfhelm 🧚🏾‍♀️
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@zhurris I never saw a white woman legit just assumed she was Japanese coded
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Thinking about Domino. I love him. I can't wait to bury my face in his fluff
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Rishi Sunak saying "racism has no place in Britain and this government is proof of that" made me chuckle a bit
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
11 months
Their own complacency and selfishness surrounding activism.
@mightbeautistic
You Might Be Autistic
11 months
People are progressive until you get them talking about____
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
This reminds me of "do you believe Margaret Thatcher had girl power"
@fred_beretta
Spooked Up Freg Barrett 👽🛸
10 months
the last decade of liberal identity politics has been leading up to this very moment
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
The happiness I have when I'm around cats is insane. Life is worth living again
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
@NoreenMasud Me when I went in the "charity" that had Inky. I asked what his temperaments were like, she just stared at me and said "it's a cat".
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
1 year
@TheBristolTab @TheBristolCable is there anyway this can be shared through your platforms please? This lecturer needs all the attention regarding her 6 year old daughter's visa🙏🙏🙏
@NoreenMasud
Noreen Masud
1 year
The more international attention the case gets, the more likely the HO is to overturn it - please share if you can, international friends and colleagues
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
I genuinely don't understand twitter(X) sometimes. It's the bare minimum to not join a genocide yes, but realising the land is an occupation and that your government is propagandistic, resisting it while the majority around you see this as a crime against your country is good?
@anarchotokonoko
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10 months
Love all the "leftists" on here who say Israel is a far-right fascist state whose citizens are indoctrinated from birth (true) but also, simultaneously, think that refusing military conscription by said fascist state, knowing you'll be blacklisted from future employment...
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@yaya_guoyi
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9 months
Every so often the world makes me feel so defeated I just lie on the floor and stare at my ceiling. I always wonder how many spiders are in each crevice.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
@JoanPassey I'm so sorry about this. If this escalates and there is anything we as students can do to help, please let me know.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
@JoanPassey I dont know if this will be allowed for yhe Celebrity Culture course, or if I'm even allowed to transfer yet, but if all goes right I want to do a whole paper dissecting lyrics from hip hop artists
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
I'm finally done house hunting! Hallelujah!
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
British gas bills are so confusing. Do I owe you or do you owe me. Just be transparent geez
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
One of the candidates for the SU once ignored me and never spoke to me again when I spoke up about how one of their members in their society made me feel uncomfortable as a WOC. Seeing all the leftists in my circle endorse them like 😃
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
i love domino
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
from someone who has grown up around other middle upper-class families and classmates, i have no doubt this is true
@girlziplocked
holly
9 months
When you're a working-class student being told to "network" with people from privileged backgrounds, you're in no way prepared for how much you *won't* like them. No one talks about the idea that poor and working-class people have genuine reasons to dislike such interactions.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Let's put our thinking caps on and think about why universities have a preference to recruit international students. Isn't it also within the same realm as why staff aren't getting paid, and smaller universities are losing funding. (The graph is also deliberately misleading btw)
@michael_merrick
Michael Merrick
9 months
This really is a genuine scandal
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Non Chinese people have no right to be speaking about this. Women were forced to be sterilised. Due to shame surrounding birth control some women never knew to take out IUDs, and it literally grew into their tissues. It was extremely traumatic for my mother's generation.
@HHillespie
HappyHillespie 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇮🇱🇪🇺
10 months
@StrangerJosh11 The OCP was a very necessary reaction. I wouldn't want it in my country, but we don't face the same challenges. There are a billion Chinese. They're not dying out. They need a population decline.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
@paperghost @SuellaBraverman @RishiSunak @JamesCleverly But when British and Americans go to other countries to work in cafes and not know the language they're digital nomads.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Me wedging in a bit of leftist propaganda in every presentation I do
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Reading A Flat Place again, and I personally find @NoreenMasud 's recount of how she got Morvern deceptive and misleading. You got Morvern in one day with these tenancy clauses and charity forms and house interviews??? (Yes I underlined this sentence because I find it relatable)
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Bristol houses are just as expensive as London ones but the quality is bleaker and theres way fewer options
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
I don't normally give out money anymore after getting scammed quite a few times. But couldn't help helping someone out, who got robbed at gunpoint at Sheffield and had to come to Bristol due to PTSD. He was aware of all social services, but said it takes 6 months to build local-
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
@NoreenMasud Manuel just decides to starve whenever I serve wet food instead of dry
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Public nuisance? Good heavens!
@Bristol_People
Bristol People
7 months
@SmartCoachTrain There's protesting and there's causing a public nuisance and often wreaking a city. There's a Wills Memorial Charity that operates there and these great unwashed are stopping tourism.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
I don't think they're a bad person or anything. But it was a really disappointing way to deal with my situation, and even more disappointing that after all this time they just pretend like they don't even know me when we see each other again in other circles.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
The clean before moving out is realising stains you didn't know existed
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
I'm lazy. Let me be
@dklmarxist
Marxist Lynchist 🤘🏾 (6-1)
10 months
“I can’t cook” is just another way we have collectively allowed lazy people to skate
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@yaya_guoyi
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8 months
Appalled after learning how exploited delivery drivers are. So new rule in the house is no more using food delivery, unless we can afford a £10 tip for the driver that day.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Nothing like my mother saying to me constantly English isn't a real major and that it will bring career limitations (even though it's the thing I've been doing for the past three years) Charles Dickens is quaking in his grave at this statement.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
The struggle is real.
@AesopRockWins
Aesop Rock
13 years
My landlord won't let me have a cat.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
During the national shortage realising my ADHD meds were a class B drug when I just needed them to read my silly little books
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
11 months
A minimum earning of £35,000 a year in order to be on a skilled worker visa. How is this possible for new graduates? It's not.
@SkyNews
Sky News
11 months
BREAKING: Government to announce crackdown on legal migration, Sky News understands 🔗 Read more
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
People aren't praising his efforts more than Palestinian resistance, not that I've seen anyway, and they shouldn't be.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
@souplover29 "Im glad you brought it up because I've been wanting to talk about it for a fkn minute"
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Every term I really want to learn about all the books for every single course, and every term I realise I simply do not have enough energy, and end up just reading on what I'm going to be doing for my essay.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
How to support the local businesses next to me when I really don't want to make small talk just to buy oat milk
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Bippa is slaying
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@yaya_guoyi
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8 months
Meeting cats be like
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
@NoreenMasud Inky is thriving in foster care and is apparently having beef with another foster cat named Brunch
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
I will forever and always be an open floor plan hater. Give me doors for my rooms, I don't want to smell dinner when I'm not in the kitchen. And while I'm at it give me a gas stove and paint the walls another color thats not eye blinding stark white
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Within 3 days of catsitting I've also pissed him off twice. I sat on the chair that is his spot, and tried to eat breakfast at the table that he likes to watch the world from. Now he just stares at me to make sure I don't strike again.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
I think the most deceitful part of British nationalism making citizens believe the Henry Hoover is good and worth buying. It's heavy, bulky, and most importantly, not cordless. His face is quite funny, I'll give you that.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
When I was 12 I had to undergo surgery, the doctors decided to give me local anesthesia because I was so young, but because I was talking so much during the surgery they kept getting distracted and knocked me out
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Why the fuck did my neighbors do this when the place I was putting it didn't bother their space at all??
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Lantern new year legos 🧧🏮 This set is for the year of the ox i think which isnt this year but it still looks cool :)
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Luke kicking me out of the flat and recording in my closet
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
invalidating a Palestinian journalist going through genocide because what he posted doesn't go along with your image of a free palestine is wild
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Once went hiking with a group and we sat down to have some snacks and a cow literally tried to kick someone in the head
@upuntil_dawn
Dawn 🌙
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Have y’all ever met a cow who is cunty?
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@yaya_guoyi
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8 months
Actually cant wait to move fr
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
So many LEGO sets that I want
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
2.14.2024. Delivery driver strike.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Caught him in the middle of grooming
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
@LilJvzy Are you still deciding?
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Observing
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Everyone, please have a moment for landlordism, who apparently thinks because her tenant and her tenant's boyfriend are running illegal activities. Why? Because the tenant is Chinese and her boyfriend owns a motorbike
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
Be a catsitter they said, it'll be fun they said
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
i really thought this said he spoke out about the loss of hair
@ShaykhSulaiman
Sulaiman Ahmed
8 months
BREAKING: PRINCE WILLIAM SPEAKS OUT ABOUT THE LOSS OF LIFE - “IN THE DARKEST HOUR, WE MUST NOT SUCCUMB TO DESPAIR" “I remain deeply concerned about the terrible human cost of the conflict in the Middle East since the Hamas terrorist attack on 7 October. Too many have been
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
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I wish I was good at music being a band name called "Married for a Visa" would go so hard
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Maybe I am too old to not learn how to drive. But also if someone yelled at me while I was driving I would not cope
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
how is this story still allowed to be performed. Orientalism took and deuce on this play and said slay ❤️
@MetOpera
Metropolitan Opera
9 months
The story is devastating, but at least the music is pretty.🥲 Puccini’s Madama Butterfly is back on stage this Saturday, January 20. While you wait, enjoy this clip of the heartbreaking Act III trio in the final dress rehearsal.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
The other old man replied, yea but he was a slave owner. The first man was like "yea but still". Then they fist bumped, and the first old man got off the bus.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
@paperghost @NorthBritannia @JamesCleverly Someone did not put their thinking caps on today and decided to spew what their racist grandmother told them when they were 9.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Though UOB has a lot of flaws, the tutors I've met here, books I've read from courses have changed my life completely. Writing, reading, talking with academics in my department have shaped my political views, and my path forward in activism, in a way I never would have imagined.
@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Nothing like my mother saying to me constantly English isn't a real major and that it will bring career limitations (even though it's the thing I've been doing for the past three years) Charles Dickens is quaking in his grave at this statement.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
And will the damage be compensated?? Will the officer face consequences??
@streetskitchen
Streets Kitchen
9 months
The Metropolitan Police has apologised to a man after homeless people's tents were destroyed in central London Commissioner Sir Mark Rowley admitted that officers acted unlawfully when issuing a dispersal order and some tents were thrown into bin lorries
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
This week's strike to not use bank cards made Luke and I count all the coins in the house. Time to go to Asda's coin star machine with Luke's piggy bank
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Found a big bag of leaves that looked like a statue of a bird head.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Just ate some bad yogurt I almost threw up and there's a mountain of pistachio shells next to my opened laptop, but I've done no productive work in the past hour. Ah final year
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
My roman empire is when a lady at the post office said in a posh accent: "I'm going to write to Rishi Sunak. It's just not good enough."
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
"Two right wings and you wonder why we fly in circles."
@ZackPolanski
Zack Polanski
10 months
Wild that Keir Starmer rightly condemns the Tories "trickle down nonsense." But all we ever hear from Labour is that there's no money left. Meanwhile he won't even talk about taxing multimillionaires and billionaires wealth. Tory & Labour - two sides of exact same coin.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
@souplover29 What on earth is going on in this thread 😭
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
I love beryl
@JoggerPlodder
DianneH
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@SzMarsupial Beryl knew she shouldn’t be eating the plants. Did she care? Nope.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
1 year
Paying for the NHS to give me a humiliation kink☺️
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Would send my tutor a rough draft, but then I would get notes back, and I would have to change it, and that sounds like more work.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
9 months
Futon Company (got fired for having nail extensions) Vinegar Hill (Super nice manager) House of Fraser (literally the worst. Made me cry ever other week) Small family business (nice to work in, always late with pay tho) Bookshop (literally a scam)
@stupidbat1
NIKKI 👩‍💻👩‍💻👩‍💻
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bowling alley waitress sainsburys clarkes slut
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
My British friends don't experience this, but I regularly get 2-3 ads a day offering ghostwriting services to my university email, always in Mandarin. Also, Chinese scammers somehow always have my number, and I get called multiple times a week.
@suchenzang
Susan Zhang
8 months
so i guess this is a thing now universities running ads to resell students' data for training llms 💰💰💰
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Christmas break has made me so unfit I'm getting winded by my walk
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
1 year
@VoidDweller000 No the peanuts in it make such a big difference! I personally don't find it that spicy but could be cultural differences. My cooking has the same vibe as a 5 minute crafts video and this is the only thing that saves it😭
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
OMG
@holly
Holly Brockwell
8 months
Pity my friend @GloomyEngine who got to yoga tonight and unrolled her mat only to find her cat had shat on it
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
10 months
Does my lease end in May? Yes. Am I making a checklist for cat stuff and deciding on best brands for cat food? Perhaps.
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
8 months
I hate it when tutors say part of the assignment is to work coherently. Me and my brain prefer to work in a cave in the dark
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@yaya_guoyi
Yi Guo
7 months
Realising the last place I worked at scammed its customers, other small businesses, and didn't pay rent for 3 months and left. Kind of proud of myself for getting my pay back ngl
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Yi Guo
8 months
Me and Luke
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Yi Guo
8 months
Exactly how many days in a year am I not bleeding, if I get my period every 25 days, but get my period for 5 days at a time.
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