yapdos
@yapdoss
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pokémon, jiu jitsu, horror, music, & intrusive thoughts. 1% evil 99% hot gas ☻ 🥁🐟 ⚡️$20 dm fee
Joined February 2010
I am fucking crying
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why was it like pulling teeth trying to prove to this bitchy bartender that i’m industry for the discount lmao she’s like show me a picture of you working here’s a video of me changing kegs the other day she had to call her manager over 😭
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yup girls know
not my vibrator dying and me having to resort to this😭😭 we’ve all been here at least once or twice
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RT @yasscorrset: not my vibrator dying and me having to resort to this😭😭 we’ve all been here at least once or twice
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RT @capsboybebop: as a philadelphia eagles fan since february 2025 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me
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also can we please learn the should’ve is should have and not should of PET PEEVE PLZZZ
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respectfully disagree
that halftime show was trash, should of had house and techno
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I have a cut the exact size and shape of a woman’s toenail in my foot from jiu jitsu so that’s cool
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i’ve gotten hit on more times during this shift than ever before idk why lmao maybe the pants
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I just know my ex is out here sending the worst reels you’ve ever seen to another bitch
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