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Racismo scandal. thugs. bald Italian manager. shit housers. locker room beef. CHELSEA MIGHT BE BACK.
Has anybody ever been a worse winner than this twat?
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Never laughed as much as this sub
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Arabic commentator translation on Sterling:
"This is who breaks Muslims' fast before iftar time"!
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I thought this moment was worth sharing Chels 💙
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If one Cobham graduates deserve success and happiness it’s him. Shine my boy ❤️
Ruben Loftus-Cheek has scored four goals in his last four matches for Milan 👏
That's as many as he managed in his previous 136 appearances before this run 🤯
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“ I’m not watching football for Haaland”
Eden is a purist. I’m not surprised at all he’s just like me.
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Never let idiotic fans tell you to trust the process or give you hundred of excuses to downplay failure. They did it with Lampard yet Tuchel dusted that narrative. And now look at Emery with limited funds and an average squad VS Potter. The coach is the heart of a football club.
The only team in
@PremierLeague
history to score in their first 20 games under a new head coach.
Unai Emery’s Aston Villa.
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Saka and salah during clutch times
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That’s what you get Zionist sympathizer cvnt
🚨🇧🇪 Official: Belgium provisional squad for Euro2024.
❗️ Thibaut Courtois is NOT in the squad.
Goalkeeper: Casteels, Kaminski, Sels.
Defenders: Castagne, De Cuyper, Faes, Meunier, Theate, Vertonghen, Debast.
Midfielder: De Bruyne, O.Mangala, Onana, Tielemans, Vermeeren,
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THE WAY I LAUGHED OUT LOUD 😭😭😭
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Just stood and saluted my TV. What a player🫡
Alright I’ll be watching the new World Cup doc on Netflix and I’ll tell you if it’s worth the watch.
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Just took him about 5 attempts against Reece but yeah let’s milk it
Vini Jr. is causing nightmares for another Premier League team 💀
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Why is that even a question?
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Unreal aura. I’m sobbing
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Ppl put the light on Enzo but Chalobah who’s played with Mount since he was 8 years old and Cucurella who’s shared a dressing room all season with him all celebrated with pashun in front of his ass and didn’t acknowledge his existence. Mount was clearly a cancer. End of the story
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It’s always Hazard isn’t it… 😹
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Letting Tuchel go to replace him with Graham Potter has to be the worst footballing decision in the entire history of the sport. I genuinely can’t think of anything worse.
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Fasting during Ramadan and seeing Sterling play is truly the ultimate test of God.
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They are killing Benoit the youngest player who hasn’t played in a while and (yes he was terrible yesterday) but captain and vice captain with the most experience who were as bad if not worse and both GOT HOOKED at half time no word on them. The English media bias strike again.
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You think you did something? We booted his ass from academy level he then proceeded to consistently twerk for us for 4 years and we aired his ass AGAIN.
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I will tell my kids that this photo is from 2018, when Eden won the Ballo d’Or.
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Jackson you have my protection forever.
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Tuchel rocked up to the biggest stadium itw at the bernabeu with alonso and rlc wb and nearly pulled of the greatest comeback since psg vs barca ffs 😹😹
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My club and fanbase is finished.
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Call me delusional but I still have hope
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United don't know about Mount's Wembley curse
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I don’t think we will ever see this level of tactical prowess at Chelsea at least for a very long time.
Tuchel is the only Manager that understands Reece James properly.
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
The Premier League is the real Super League. You have teams like Chelsea and Manchester City spending unbelievable amounts of money after their takeovers and no sanctions. Everton and Forest spend to try to compete and are harshly punished. This is not equality of opportunity.
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Hope he smashes it over there. Sincerely wish him the best.
🚨🏴 CONOR GALLAGHER IS HERE AND THE FANS ARE GOING WILD CHANTING HIS NAME!
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Didier Drogba and Eden Hazard will forever be the most influential players in the history of our club. Always the first two names mentioned when it comes to our legacy as a club. We owe them the world for being the benchmark and attracting so many players.
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How about you take your own advice?
He’s such an exciting player but all I’m asking for is one ounce of athleticism.
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I love this fanbase 💀💀💀
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The only Belgian who stepped up in finals
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Yo spot on. The best ever 🐐🐐🐐
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Just fucking rip my heart what’s the point?
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Look at this manchild Bissouma 😹
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They included Potter in this clip but not Tuchel LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Hazard sacrificed his career for Chelsea left way later than he should’v, stayed when shit hit the fan got us back CL footy and left for his boyhood club which was his dream. He also got us a record fee. Same can’t be said for this snake who’s downing tools to sign for our rival
Understand Manchester United will bid again for Mason Mount. Personal terms are 100% agreed and sealed. 🚨🔴
#MUFC
Mount plans not to sign new deal at Chelsea.
Man Utd want quick resolution — and won’t make ‘crazy’ bids.
Chelsea now flexible; £60/65m enough to get it done.
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This is the level of extreme intelligence and love for the club we had at Chelsea but Boehly and Co decided that they knew better by sacking him and bringing Potter Lampard and Poch instead 😹
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One year ago, Boehly and co took the worst ever decision for the football club by sacking Thomas Tuchel. It’s been downhill and hell since then. I still have hope that one day our path will cross again because he was tailor made for this institution. Miss you
@TTuchelofficial
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Mister
@toddboehly
@ChelseaFC
this is our history this is our heritage this is our destiny this is how we thrive. You may be the new owner, I don’t doubt your ambition and your willingness to take the right path but our DNA is our DNA. You can’t escape it.
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Ahhhhh so this is the real reason why Trev is being exiled from the club…
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But Jackson is the big flop according to the English media
📸 - Antony is taken off. He ends 2023 with 1 goal in 33 Premier League games.
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Pep when he sees Tuchel showing up in the dugout for the first leg instead of Nagelsmann
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Maybe he should go ahead and get to know another 25-30 new teammates at Man United that would be great, tbh.
Ben Chilwell has had six different managers and 32 new teammates in four years at Chelsea 😳
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Moments before that clip btw but our ret
@rded
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I miss you every day we lost our soul the day we sacked him
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They sacked Tuchel and thought it will be a brilliant idea 😹😹😹😹😹😹
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Nah South American football is pure entertainment, not Ugarte telling De Paul to stop sucking Messi? 😭😭💀
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CHAT TO US FUCKING CHAT YO USSS
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Holy fuck Hazard got scrutinized for being half his size
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Fair play J5 after being coached by Sarri and Tuchel he said nope not wasting the end of my career under this Potter fella done a Lampard once not doing it twice. Expect Kova to leave in the summer as well.
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🚨🔵EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea open talks to sign Victor Osimhen — understand €80m initial bid has been submitted.
Negotiations to take place with Napoli as Victor is open to change and try new experience in 2024.
It’d be permanent transfer — deal on and advancing.
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It must be Poch ghost hauting us!
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Special place in my blue heart forever. 🕊️🕊️
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CUCU CURELLA
SE COME UNA PAELLA
CUCU CURELLA
SE BEBE UNA ESTRELLA
HAALAND TIEMBLA
QUE VIENE CUCURELLA
HAALAND TIEMBLA
TOMA UNA GALLETA
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Rather go deaf… Hideous quintuple
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No 007 for Neto and Felix 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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In a world of robots where football is slowly dying,the words of Éden Hazard are so refreshing.
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Broja agenda since day one.
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I feel zero connection whatsoever with this team
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Valbuena POV
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Déjà vu
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Cucurella living his best life. Deserved.
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Eden Hazard is simply so class. Get him on the podcast.
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I’m sorry but Cole Palmer has had a much much better tournament than Foden Saka combine with an inch of the game time it’s absolutely ridiculous.
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Muted, united fans you can do one 😹🫵🏻
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Tuchel was right about Colwill
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@ Boehly & Co
Thomas Tuchel on his Chelsea sacking: “It was a shock. The meeting only lasted 3-5 minutes at 8 in the morning. We all thought we were on the right track and had more time to build” 🔵
#CFC
“I've found a new challenge, I'm happy to be at Bayern”, says via
@iMiaSanMia
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Gallagher in the first day of pre-season
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Chelsea through and through…
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The real problem since day one
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I’m so obsessed with this individual you have no idea.
Tuchel: "I can feel what Julian is going through. I was in a similar situation twice before. My dismissal from my previous two clubs didn't have much to do with me. That's life as a coach. We'll try to bring the season to a successful end, also for Julian and his staff" [
@ZDF
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Imagine being a Chelsea fan and siding with a journo because of an agenda you want to keep alive. Lmfao petulant child behaviour that. Even I defended Lampard against the media and I was his biggest hater…
Insufferable cvnt.
Can’t wait till he leaves me and my club alone.
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Tears Felix in his second debut 3 managers later still scored before mount did
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Nkunku has done more in 5 minutes than Jackson and Broja combined
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The last Uruguayan that got compared to Kante btw… You make your own bed.
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Low key miss hating him. Slandering Conor and Broja doesn’t hit as hard.
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Sterling selfish bum 🤬😡🤬😡🤬
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Bayern under Tuchel has more points after 20 games than any of Pep's seasons at Bayern after the same amount of games. Every single attackers are performing with the highest xG of the league. As opposed to what dirty Chelsea scum tried to make you believe that he can’t coach an
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SAY THAT AGAIN BITCH ASS??? Aged like milk
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Title race Salah:
18/19 - Carried by Mane, 7 game streak without a goal
21/22 - carried by the team, scored 0 goals.
23/24 - Team scoring for fun, Salah comes back and does his usual disappearing act
Hazard was the best player in every title race involved and carried Chelsea.
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42 years old today and proud ! 🥳
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The “villain” The real villain
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I would like to remind everyone that this lady is employed by Chelsea football club, how is this acceptable behaviour? This is clearly a conflict of interest and not being professional? You have a contract with Chelsea and not Mason Mount. Sackable offence.
@todd_boehly
@SirCrhrist
@ChelsGraceO
Haha I’m good with that because if people knew the full story, they might think differently 🙃
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LMFAOOOOOOO CHELSEA OFFICIAL ARAB FACEBOOK PAGE ARE CRAZY 😭😭💀💀💀
Translation:
Reenforcing midfield with the best players is an art that not many can master.
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This guy took a lie detector test to prove he didn’t say the N word 😭😭😭 this fanbase? ☠️
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