The 𝕾𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖙
@xxlmajor_
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trafalgar law • front-end dev • my tweets are (not) real • okkotsu is him • franklin saint morningstar • ❤️&💡
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No be you just comot one dark room last week?😭
Need to be fed, cuddled, kissed & rode aggressively in a dark room
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wtf is this?😭
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It’s high time you lads wrapped up this bs.
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No safety equipment at all, thank God say person carry Fanta sha 😭
See how people dey risk their lives because of NYSC. 😂
Bus on top of boat?
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“They didn’t have bag of water so I bought bottle water”
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You just had to be there.
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tweet like a broke person
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Nysc keep me for mind nisha 😭
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She lives to fight another day ✊🏾
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I will not press money and I will not clear, gbe idi yen wa joor baby🧍🏾♂️
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The olodo no fit spell sef 😭
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“Sir you didn’t explain” the 33k no cover explanation better get out 😠
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English or Spanish?
🇪🇸 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐯𝐬. 𝐄𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 🏴
THE EURO 2024 FINAL IS SET 🐉
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Naming ceremony rice boys
Boys! Make una help abeg. Just found out my babe is 2 weeks pregnant. Any tips on what to do
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I don use 30mins for this page lord
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Is it just me or calling my woman or any woman infact “b*tch” sounds so degrading? 🙁
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Let’s be real now, this video was a miss.
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Later you go dey find okra water 😭
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France 98.
Big thanks to everyone who retweeted this!❤️
Sold over 40 jerseys and counting
Giving out a retro jersey to whoever has the highest engagement within the next 24 hours 🤞🏾
Let’s goo
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God go do Ojoro ke 😋😂
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Which kind wahala be this?😭
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Soft drink in glass bottles tastes better sha
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Opened 6h ago.
The easiest way to talk to someone on snap is to reply their story
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“Focus on school, once you finish you have all the time to play” una, na life dey play with me
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Only you forex, sporty and crypto, you go just die before 30 werey😭
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And it’s back again..
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“WhatsApp reduced the picture quality” werey you no just fine 😭
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As how?
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See as everybody laugh now e go reach Layi’s turn una go talk “you gats smart to understand am” Layi una
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50 likes and I’ll slap the soldier that wakes me tomorrow morning
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For me it has to be this 😭
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🎃
Make I post these pictures before I start dey beg team for goal 🥲
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For every like I would name a player better than Cole Palmer.
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Broo you good! I’ve been observing and listening to you, I haven’t heard any tune this good since last year. You be like Fela….
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Me next 🧍🏾♂️
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I dey learn cybersecurity and reverse cybersecurity at the same time.
2 factor authentication.
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can’t wait to visit this place again. the last experience was wHOLEsome, tho I couldn’t sit for days 😅
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Make I love my neighbor as myself ke? Una don see her yansh?😭
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It is time. Be there Sunday evening 🫵🏽
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Hi, need my kids jailed 🧍🏾♂️
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I SENIOR
@Odumeje_
WITH 6 YEARS
BUT WHEN HIM FOOL I DEY PAY FULL ATTENTION.
E GET MANY THINGS WEY HIM TALK WEY I NEVER HEAR ANYBODY TALK AM.
NOT EVEN MY FATHER & MOTHER
AND TRUST ME. I SEE MANY FOOLINGS.
I REPEAT.
OG NO BE BY AGE
- BIG MAJOR
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So no second leg?
Special Eagles played 0-0 with host country, Egypt, in their first game of the group stage.
Naija 🔥🇳🇬
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I go buy Jazzy burger 12k, make the rider just dey climb bed as e dey deliver am ☹️
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Doctor: You have just 6minutes to live
Me: Play me Money Trees by Kendrick
Doctor: But that’s 6minutes 27 seconds
Death: I’ll wait
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I just sold my laptop.
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At least I get aura pass Messi 🧍🏾♂️
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Now you’d have to spend at least 15k to get a decent breakfast.
Omoh i miss the old good days where 500 naira could gimme a nice breakfast
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who tf just unfollowed me? was it you? (pushes you against the wall). you're MY follower, do you understand? don’t you ever. EVER. unfollow me again ( growls in your ear). you're my kitten🫦. (Aggressive kissing)
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E get some kind money dem go give you, you go know say na sporty get am 😭😂
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Saw your face and my mood immediately lifted. Now I have to return the favour so your dress maybe? 🧍🏾♂️
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Empty private jet seat available
Lagos to Abuja and Abuja to Lagos
$28000 per seat
If interested kindly send a DM
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I raise you this.
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Low and afro💁🏾♂️
A picture of you on lowcut and Afro.
Let's have it
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I want to form a clique, 8 inchers and above. Signify to join ❤️&💡
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“Understanding women” suppose be course for school 🤣
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Delay is not Denial!! ⌛️
I’m partial fulfillment to…..
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Boy ke? Drop account first make you know say e plenty for ground 😠
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30 likes and I’ll post mines (pls don’t like it’s terrible)
How do explain that this is me in jss3/ss1 and this is me now ?😭
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Na only charger I dey see o. You sure say na here you plug the phone.
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You go through babe’s phone, you see say she dey cheat and you carry am come twitter 😭 wetin concern us with the story? Who send you work?
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Composure ke 😭😭
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MBE would have strolled back as soon as he lost that ball 🤣
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Reply with anything and I'll rate your header.
Don’t air me 🫠
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“We can go bad 4 bad” 😭
Yesterday una dey really proud to show off bad results, one guy post 9 Fs🤣
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Am I the only one power shooting from there? Pass una 🤣
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I really respect how
@Roye_shoeplug2
thinks. His responses most times encapsulates perfectly how I feel a normal sound human should think.
Take away his simiping and fights on the TL, and you have a perfectly sound gentleman.
I don go through your page sef,none of your skits don get the amount of views wey I dey do for here per month. You wey no sabi anything pass to dey shout then call it music,man stfu and go promote your deadass music
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Alright I guess 😂😂
- Adjust
Exposure 100, Brilliance 50, Highlights -15, shadows -20, contrast 8, brightness -10, black point -50, saturation 10, Vibrancy -10, warmth 10, tint 16, Vignette 41, Exposure -10.
Filter - Dramatic.
Thank Me later. 🫶🏿
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