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sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit (at cs) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
if i whiff one more shot on counter strike global offensive i’m going to turn myself into a statistic on a dot gov site
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1 year
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
top 10 biggest collabs of all time
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
austin would open fucking gloves in the middle of me crying in a call with him LMAOO i wish my clipping software clipping my ugly ass voice ass i was sobbing IM DEAD
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
2 lesbians and their guy friend <3
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
thank you for your perfect game @CounterStrike , no need for an anti cheat :) (no audio bc i was literally screaming for most of this round as he chased me from heaven on A all the way to spawn)
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@xxjaysephxx
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2 years
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
thoughts on the new craft, gang?
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
a year older, but none the wiser (i still think e-girls want me)
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
it was so nice to meet everyone at Dallas, old friends and new friends alike. the energy was so welcoming and i had the most fun i’ve had in a long time. thank you to everyone for being so kind, im so glad i met you all. i hope everyone has a safe trip home. till the next one ❤️
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
what skin y’all copping? the M4A4 divine furry is moaning my name personally
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
@wafhuw u cant tell me this isn’t irony
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
they don’t know the next CS2 pro and his twitch mod are in the crowd…
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
going live :)
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
i’m glad i don’t have to spend another valentine’s day with a bouquet in my hand and my heart breaking by the door where i left my shoes because my partner forgot again when i would’ve been happy with wildflowers from the side of the road. anything to show me you spared a thought
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
yea so this just happened
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@xxjaysephxx
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2 months
unfortunately for all of you i did not pass in my sleep and i’m back to terrorise matchmaking and make it all of your problems
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
gg 2023, it was a good run. looking forward to more good times in 2024. i’m so thankful for everyone i’ve met this year, and for being welcomed into the cs community after committing the atrocity of being a valorant player. i am reformed now. love you guys <3
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
any ladies (and others) still at the philadelphia frag please be careful going out tonight, bring a buddy, don’t go out alone. just caught wind of a girl who got drugged when she was alone at a bar. please stay safe and pass it on.
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
finally touching grass (matcha counts, right?)
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
no matter how much i deny myself, i have always been worthy of love. and so are all of you, don’t forget to reassure yourself. but for today, i reassure you ᥫ᭡
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
how i’m about to pull up to IEM Dallas
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
everything bad will pass and things will be okay again <3
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
dropping 700 bucks to go to a CS2 LAN to play fuckin DND is how i assert my dominance
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
i suck at spending money on myself so imma make it a game >:) level 5 faceit i buy the bloodsport level 8 i buy the karambit level 10 (in 2025) i buy the gloves
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
@xcowboygeniusx this is the level of delulu i been on
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
@VALORANTLeaksEN the only way y’all are dragging my ass back to valorant is with lesbians…. keep up the good work
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
some of my friends have 9k hours on counter strike but i don’t think i even have 9k hours of being happy throughout my entire life
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@xxjaysephxx
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4 months
maybe i should play high off my ass more often
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@xxjaysephxx
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4 months
love my kids celebrating mother’s day with me, thanks for the balloon @bibiahhhn @JuliCSGO @namgisblunt
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@xxjaysephxx
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2 years
tee hee <3
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
when he checks in on u every week 👉👈
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Average conversation between me and @xxjaysephxx
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
someone scraped my goddamn car in the parking lot of the best buy i am never getting over this i’m getting the IRS involved
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
oh . 💀
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
well there u have it folks
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
i personally identify as delusional
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
get to know me ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ ★ age - old enough to be your step mommy ★ sign - Cancer ★ birthday - July 13th ★ height - 6’3 ★ status - we definitely out here ★ kids - do cats count ★ piercings - 12 ★ tattoos - 1 ★ fav color- brown
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get to know me ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ ★ age - 29 ★ sign - Taurus ★ birthday - May 2 ★ height - 5’11 ★ status - divorced ★ kids - 10000000 ★ piercings - 1 ★ tattoos - 0 ★ fav color- emerald :3
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
ngl y’all id raw dog some refrigerated kraft mac n cheese rn
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
@sscarlettamelie is it casual nooooooooooooooow (im still not over this song)
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
need me a naruto themed blowjob to get me through this week
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
god bless and good night
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
the fuck is this esex i keep hearing about? y’all fuckin y’all routers or sum? all i know is smoke ebox and rush canals. keep your head in the game boys o7
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
@austincsgo_ and i’d do it again
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
tiny waist, big ass, pretty tits - i got none of those but i do have autism and i will show u my cool rock collection without you asking
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
hardest flick of the century or accident, i still bang ur mom after
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
on 60hz, lemme fuckin cook, lets see the difference on 240
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
anyone want a mean short bitch? will annoy the gay out of u, free conversion therapy. you can have her for the low price of one blue corn chip (optional)
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
o lone plastic banana in starbucks parking lot at 6 am in the morning, how i resonate with you
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
easiest way to get bitches is tell em you’re forklift certified, happy holidays yall that’s my rizz tip for the month
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
i might've girlbossed a lil too close to the sun this time
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
my therapist told me i should go to AA but i pulled up to the function and all they had was tow trucks and tires n shit
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
the moment i realised i was home was when i pulled off the highway and into downtown chicago and the first thing i saw was a fully nude man except for his durag home sweet home
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
went from losing no nut november to losing my sanity
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
if u wanna know what brain rot the internet has given me this month so far, i almost sent my supervisor a response of “i no no wanna ):” in response to him telling me it’s almost time for the bimonthly reports
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 month
gaming is super cool, but don't forget to go out and get some fresh air every now and then. gotta feel the wind on your nipples or whatever the saying is, yea?
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
had a girl ask what’s wrong with me, had to pull out a cvs receipt length list
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
when the doctor told me i have aspergers i said hell yea thats my favourite vegetable
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2 months
should i go back to val? aimbots +elo
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
can everybody pls step off my neck rn i’ve had 10, TEN separate people message me variations of “you’re gay” this week AND THEY DONT KNOW EACH OTHER LIKE WHAT
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@xxjaysephxx
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2 months
about to be on my third lobotomy, who want me?
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@xxjaysephxx
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11 months
@thnkjelly i think about her so often. the sweetest soul who deserved everything. i hope she knows how loved she is, whatever meadow she may be wandering
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
today, on this month’s level of brain rot update, i give you: i tried to unlock my work drawer by clicking my car key fob…multiple times
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@xxjaysephxx
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11 months
there’s domain expansion in val now i’m fuckin going back till cs2 is playable
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ISO Abilities // #VALORANT (X / ULT) Kill Contract ● EQUIP an interdimensional arena. FIRE to hurl a column of energy through thebattlefield, pulling you and the first enemy hit into the arena. You and your opponent duelto the death.
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
i’ve had enough of a 9-5 is the rapture coming soon
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@xxjaysephxx
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22 days
so i potentially have put together a band again, bunch of old middle aged dads. there are some time constraint issues; they have mortgages and kids and wives. all i have is depression 🧍‍♀️
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@xxjaysephxx
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9 months
it’s “you mask really well, i couldn’t even tell you were autistic” until i pull out the 300 slide FNAF powerpoint
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14 days
feeling like a quirked up white boy AMA
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 months
if you wanna know how out of it i am, i scared myself when i walked in front of the mirror into the bathroom just now
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@xxjaysephxx
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5 months
did yall know that we share 40-90 % of our dna with cabbages, some people more than others the randoms i get in CS must be the mfs with that 89%
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
the feminine urge to disappear and never be heard from again ✨
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6 months
i hate wet clothes more than anything but i would do anything to be rained on with you
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
u ever moan loudly to cover the sound of u farting but the thunderous clap of your voluptuous cheeks ricochet and echo through the halls of the grocery store backrooms
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
no rizz, just green eyes and mumbling and stuttering when talking to pretty girls
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2 months
@austincsgo_ what happened to u? new haircut?
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6 months
i’m so close to levelling up on faceit i can feel it fingering my ass
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@xxjaysephxx
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8 months
it’s 2024, i ain’t arguin with nobody this year. if u got a problem w me pal you can meet me at the porta-potty glory hole
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@xxjaysephxx
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11 months
i just got called a silver fox mommy, im in my bad bitch era dont talk to me
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@xxjaysephxx
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4 months
i am outside in my fuckin foils smokin a cigarette w my hairdresser in the goddamn slavic squat. i’m back baby, românia 🫡
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11 months
good things are worth waiting for :)
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@xxjaysephxx
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5 months
it’s been one of those weeks where i started unbuttoning my pants the second i stepped out the car to throw them aside when i got in the house and i ain’t puttin any on till monday. god bless, gg o7
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
update: jacob called me ugly and is watching hentai in our room
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3 months
anyone need a faceit duo for counter strike the second cuz i am LFT looking for thewilltolive
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@xxjaysephxx
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6 months
this yearning shit kinda hard y’all, i miss being in my hot girl era
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7 months
i wanna nap so bad but if i nap i aint wakin up till the next coming of christ
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
bro i’m fucking miserable and i cant even surf on legacy anymore, catch me on source from now on 😔
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@xxjaysephxx
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1 year
some may call me down bad, id say im in the gulag
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
good morning texts from her 🥰<3
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2 months
hey babe, will you change your ign to match mine when we get married? 👉👈
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4 months
yea i’m LFG - looking for girlfriend
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4 months
IM GONNA BUST IM BACK BABY (im gonna derank again)
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11 months
eating 10lbs of raw concrete sounds more enjoyable than playing premier rn
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1 year
buying 50 bucks worth of cat and bunny ears for next stream since someone requested the redeem 👌 this is gonna be fun
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3 months
dont queue mm at 5 am in the morning @Trucklover86
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@xxjaysephxx
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3 years
anyone else trying to queue for unrated on valorant and being switched to a custom, then the message saying queue is disabled?
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@xxjaysephxx
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10 months
bouta make a “skins for the hoes” container and then never take anything out from there because i’m scared to talk to girls
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6 months
ok gang did i cook w this craft or is it chalked cuz i havent slept in 30 hours im basically gone honest opinions only
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7 months
after 3 days of crying non-stop and writing an entire EP (coming to sound cloud soon) the bad bitch is back live :3
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@xxjaysephxx
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7 months
i have unfortunately not yet experienced the right of passage that is getting a lobotomy at claire’s but i’ll make sure to update y’all when that appointment’s booked
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