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Chris Patrick Morgan

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writer, journo, connoisseur of failure. NW born, live in SF, New Mexico at heart, Tahiti on my mind. You can't hurt me, I grew up watching the Seattle Mariners.

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@scott_pianowski One of the great opening lines in literary history
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alas nothing of the sort this year. (stupid heart.) if the 49ers make it again, i will make cioppino. i refused to make Skyline chili for the Bengals. I have my limits. 2/2
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@warriorsworld Butler's IQ on the 2nd unit could be a real game changer.
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@damanr a lamp post would be more useful on the offensive end
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@warriorsworld this stuff is precisely why i'm skeptical of all Warriors trades. it doesnt matter who they acquire if Kerr continues to trivialize their abilities.
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So … when does everyone start whining about the start of free agency? Tonight? Tomorrow?
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@warriorsworld Because Kogut is the worst official in the NBA
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@Youngwildtweets @warriorsworld Jackson Rowe. He made a couple of them last night.
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Sadly, the Warriors didnt also trade their shit defensive scheme at the deadline
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RT @MerriamWebster: BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks trade Webster's Third New International Dictionary, Unabridged (476,000 entries) for 199…
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@jacobjbg find the dumbest guys in the room and make deals with them. its GM 101 stuff. people seem to forget this.
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Pelinka’s tenure has basically been step on rakes until a miracle occurs, but he gets props for the time-tested strategy of deal with the dumbest guys in the room.
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Just In: The Los Angeles Lakers are trading Dalton Knecht, Cam Reddish, a 2031 unprotected first-round pick and a 2030 pick swap to the Charlotte Hornets for center Mark Williams, sources tell ESPN.
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@DrArtocarpus You are correct
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@warriorsworld Hield guarding Clarkson is dereliction of duty by Kerr. Incomprehensible.
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@coldcashc21 @warriorsworld Yeah and who were the guys fucking up at the end? It ain’t the G Leaguers
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I know they’re franchise icons, but the same two guys have been on the floor for most of the Warriors late game collapses the past three seasons and we’ve pretty much run out of other guys to blame. Try being honest about it. They need to be better.
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@warriorsworld Defense nonexistent, offense brain dead
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