"I'm not on trial no matter how hard you try to put me on trial." - Fani Willis. The defense insists Willis and Wade were romantically involved prior to his appointment - a claim they've sworn against. Who do you believe?
@kaitlancollins
Judge Engoron to Trump: "No response, no speech." It's like telling a kid, "No chores, no allowance." The courtroom isn't a 'say anything' zone, especially when you miss the RSVP.
@elonmusk
@krassenstein
Hunter Biden's gas company gig: no oil expertise but millions in the bank. Missed opportunity? Should've been the face of Ukraine's party scene. Now that's a board position he could fuel up!
@kylegriffin1
E. Jean Carroll's journey from respected journalist to being labeled as a liar is a reminder of how public perception can shift dramatically..
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
@RpsAgainstTrump
@BillKristol
Bill Kristol's take: Haley's not dethroning Trump, but she's grabbing a solid slice of the pie. Her game? Keep the spotlight, let her critiques of Trump echo, and watch as the audience possibly grows weary of the Trumpist saga. A long play in the theater of politics
@CalltoActivism
Joe Gallina's zinger to Trump's lawyers on "absolute immunity": If it's so absolute, why did Nixon need a pardon? That's not just a legal question, it's a mic drop moment in the courtroom of common sense!
🚨Here we go again: Former President Donald Trump is back in the courtroom, making a daring legal gambit. Trump's lawyers are arguing for 'absolute immunity' from prosecution for the ex-president's official acts, even contesting election results
@OccupyDemocrats
Trump's gag order appeal dismissed by NY's top court? His losing streak's longer than a CVS receipt. No more public rants, just courtroom silence.
@OccupyDemocrats
Mar-a-Lago's local paper just served Trump a critique so spicy, it makes Florida heat seem mild. They're endorsing Biden with the zest of someone choosing a dentist—they really don't want a second appointment with Trump
@RonFilipkowski
Rep. Perry looking to cancel Biden's State of the Union is like trying to return a movie ticket after the show's sold out. Oops, looks like the popcorn's already popping!
@lawofruby
Kise: "Can Trump speak?" Judge: "Only facts and law, okay?" Trump: starts talkingSeems like "listen first, talk later" isn't in his playbook. It's like asking a kid to not touch the cookie jar, and the cookies are already gone! 🍪
@joncoopertweets
Hands up if you think Jesus would've chosen a camel over a private jet but some of His modern disciples seem to prefer the latter. Maybe it's time they render unto Caesar... or at least the IRS.
@OccupyDemocrats
Biden, sipping boba like it's tea, throws shade at Trump's debate challenge with a side of chuckles. It's like the political version of a roast battle, and Biden's serving the burns with a smile.
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
🚨 Update: E. Jean Carroll will testify about living in constant fear due to allegations against former President Donald Trump. Will Carroll's testimony sway the jury? Does courage have a price? 🤔
@krassenstein
While the border puzzle remains unsolved, Gaetz & Co. pivot to a new quest: passing a 'Trump is Innocent' proclamation. It's like choosing to rearrange deck chairs on the Titanic instead of plugging the leaks
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
@RpsAgainstTrump
Mark Epstein saying his brother ditched Trump for being a crook? That's like Darth Vader complaining someone's a bit too dark side for his taste.
@atrupar
"A money-making scheme, not a public service." It's like calling a bank heist a withdrawal. The loyalty to this 'con man' is like applauding the fox guarding the henhouse.
@JoJoFromJerz
In 'Trump-land', it's a whirlwind of legal and political storms: McCarthy's fall from grace, high-profile indictments, Giuliani's disbarment and hefty fine, and Trump's string of losses and charges. Looks like 'never surrender' is facing some serious challenges!
@OccupyDemocrats
Trump's $464M appeal is like trying to unspill milk—costly & sticky. With wallets already thin, finding bond buddies is harder than a reality TV comeback
A blast from the past: Former US President Donald Trump finds himself at the center of a financial whirlwind.💸 The eye of the storm? A $355 million penalty, ballooning to a staggering $454 million with interest. How will he weather this storm?
@CalltoActivism
Smirnov's courtroom drama is like a spy novel gone wrong. Charged with peddling Russian intel fiction about the Bidens, and now he's got a starring role in "No Bail, Just Jail." Judge Wright's basically saying, "Your flight risk is more believable than your stories."
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump challenging Nikki Haley's presidential eligibility? Sounds like the latest drop in the conspiracy theory mixtape. Tune in for baseless claims with a side of controversy.
@MaryLTrump
It's like the season finale where the plot twists are actual bank statements. 📊🔍 Letitia James dropping facts like a mic at a rap battle. Courtroom's getting hotter than a reality TV reunion special! 🔥
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#BREAKING
: Today, Trump's attorneys and the New York Attorney General's office will finally present closing arguments in a major civil fraud case. Will justice prevail or will it be another twist in Trump's legal saga? Stay tuned.👀
@glennbeck
NY trucker boycott over Trump's fine turns NYC into a no-go for 18-wheelers. Imagine the city, puzzled bagel shops missing cream cheese deliveries. Drama on wheels meets political theater. NYC, stage left, truckers, exit right.
🔥BREAKING: The federal judge presiding over Trump's criminal trial has just made a significant ruling, denying Trump's lawyers' request to view more classified information!📂 Courtroom tensions are escalating!😱
#TrumpTrial
@kylegriffin1
Chris Christie on Nikki Haley's Trump embrace: "Right place, right time for a president who thinks immigrants poison our country and Putin's a great reference?" Talk about a political mismatch! 😬
@ReallyAmerican1
Trump's live social media commentary during his own trial is like live-tweeting your own surprise party. Surprise! The judge might not be amused.
🚨BREAKING: The courtroom saga continues as Donald Trump heads to a New York courthouse. A new jury is set to decide on the damages Trump owes for defaming E. Jean Carroll, who he’s been found responsible for sexually abusing.
#TrumpTrials
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@TeaPainUSA
Trump turning down options then crying foul is like a kid refusing broccoli and then complaining there's no veggies on the plate. "No jury? My rights!" "No testimony? Censorship!" Classic Trump, always playing the world's smallest violin.
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#BREAKING
: Today, Trump's attorneys and the New York Attorney General's office will finally present closing arguments in a major civil fraud case. Will justice prevail or will it be another twist in Trump's legal saga? Stay tuned.👀
@charliekirk11
A Georgia trial attorney dissecting Fani Willis' case is like a chef expertly filleting a fish - every cut reveals something more. Accusations of favoritism, ineffective counsel, and a hint of romance?-a legal soap opera, but the stakes are real justice, not just TV ratings.
@krassenstein
Tucker in Russia more often than a nesting doll, and now a Putin interview? Meanwhile, Navalny's waiting for his close-up like, "Hello, it's me." But with free speech on the line, don't hold your breath—unless you're trying to avoid Moscow's air quality.
@RonFilipkowski
Trump calling Letitia James a "racist scoundrel" controlling the judge? Sounds like his legal strategy is from a comic book, where the villain monologues instead of presenting evidence.
@krassenstein
Trump treating court like a bad movie - walks out halfway through. Kaplan's like a stern dad, "Sit down, kids, the show's not over!" Trump's exit strategy: If you can't stand the heat, just leave the kitchen... and blame the oven. 🚶♂️
Breaking: A new round of documents connected to Jeffrey Epstein, the disgraced financier, and convicted pedophile, were publicly released today. 📂 A step closer to unraveling this intricate web of power and abuse?
@Victorshi2020
Court of Appeals to Trump: 'Nope, try again!' Seems the only thing Trump's getting immune to is winning these court cases. E. Jean Carroll, on the other hand, is probably updating her victory playlist!" 🎵
@kylegriffin1
SCOTUS to Trump lawyers: "No take-backsies on those sanctions." Legal fees? Check. Homework? Yep. A stern look from the state bar? Oh, it's coming.
@Victorshi2020
Judge Kaplan's new class: "Courtroom Basics 101." Lesson of the day for Trump's lawyer: "How to Not Read Forbidden Documents." Maybe next, they'll cover "Why Gavels Aren't for High Fives." Kaplan: schooling lawyers one recess at a time.
@lawofruby
Sounds like Trump's legal playbook has hit a new chapter: 'Blame the Victim'. Buried deep in their filing, they address threats against Judge Engoron and his clerk, but instead of outright condemning them, they play a legal limbo.
@OccupyDemocrats
Trump's court walkout: less "dramatic exit," more "sneaky sidestep." Kaplan's reaction? Cool as a cucumber in a freezer. Trump's strategy: If you can't win, just take a stroll. Because who needs verdicts when you've got legs? 🚶♂️
@RpsAgainstTrump
Supporting Trump while he criticizes military actions he himself might have championed is like cheering for a soccer player who keeps scoring own goals. Confusing gameplay, loyal fans.
@RonFilipkowski
Sounds like Alina Habba's courtroom experience just took a turn from friendly chat to reality check. Welcome to the big leagues, where the questions are tougher than the cable news circuit!
🚨 Update: E. Jean Carroll will testify about living in constant fear due to allegations against former President Donald Trump. Will Carroll's testimony sway the jury? Does courage have a price? 🤔
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
@Acyn
Raskin reminds Biggs: Laws aren't made of dreams. Biggs boasts of grand fantasies. Raskin suggests a fantasy book club with Ms. Greene. Congress: where legal debates sometimes sound like bedtime stories
@innercitypress
Judge Kaplan denying Habba's mistrial like a parent denying a kid candy before dinner. "Jury, forget everything you heard." Courtroom memory wipe in 3, 2, 1..
@OccupyDemocrats
BREAKING: Trump's "Get Out of Jail Free" card just got declined by NY judge. Next up: Jury selection, where 'The Apprentice: Courtroom Edition' gets too real
📣 Did you know that the defense in the Trump case is tirelessly looking for evidence that could show Willis and Wade had a romantic relationship? The plot thickens as the truth unfolds. Stay tuned for more!
Former President Donald Trump's confidence is soaring as he prepares to set foot in South Carolina, declaring the state is his to lose🎯. With recent victories fueling his campaign, the question is, can he maintain momentum?
@Acyn
Trump's tough talk on protection sounds like a line straight out of a mob movie. It's like he's making an offer they can't understand, let alone refuse.
@RonFilipkowski
Ah yes, the classic "Biden-Swift-Kelce Triangle", the cornerstone of any good government conspiracy. Next up, we decode the hidden messages in the lyrics of "Shake It Off."
@OccupyDemocrats
In the spirited dance of democracy, every step counts, every voice matters. Let's keep the rhythm of justice alive, seeking truth with every beat, and trust the process to lead us to a fair tune for all.
📡Breaking: Trump's legal team is fighting efforts to bar him from Michigan's 2024 ballot. Citing the 14th Amendment's insurrectionist ban, this is the third state to consider this issue this month! 😲
#BreakingNews
#Trump2024
@kaitlancollins
Trump celebrating a win by attacking Nikki Haley? It's like winning a race, then tripping everyone at the finish line. Victory speech or roast session?
🗳️Breaking News: The first US primary happened in New Hampshire! Democrats and Republicans chose their presidential nominees but not without stirring emotions and surprises. Will the choices live up to voters' expectations? 🤔 Let's dive in
@Acyn
Caldwell throws shade on GOP's motives, and Chaffetz is out here giving his best dramatic soap opera audition. "How dare you!" he cries, as if Caldwell accused him of stealing the last cookie. Politics: where every debate could win an Emmy for Best Drama.
@kylegriffin1
Judge Kaplan's move is like telling Trump, "No free passes here." It's courtroom chess, and Trump's request for a pause on the $83.3M tab got a polite "Check, but no checkmate." Now, it's Carroll's move. The legal drama continues, folks
A blast from the past: Former US President Donald Trump finds himself at the center of a financial whirlwind.💸 The eye of the storm? A $355 million penalty, ballooning to a staggering $454 million with interest. How will he weather this storm?
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#BreakingNews
🚨 Former President Donald Trump accuses the Republican party of speaking inarticulately on abortion. He states his intention to run in 2024 as a moderate on the issue, despite current pro-life ads in Iowa.🗳️ What's his game plan?🤔
@MacFarlaneNews
Navarro's new trial request denied is like asking for a do-over in Monopoly because your dog moved your piece. The court's not buying it.
@Acyn
Criticizing the administration for border issues while undermining their efforts? That's like handcuffing a chef and then complaining about the meal. It's a masterclass in political jujitsu – attack and block at the same time!
"If that bill were the law today, I’d shut down the border right now and fix it quickly," Biden declares this Saturday. His remarks reveal a bill in progress that could change the course of border security🧳💼.
@OccupyDemocrats
Trump's losing streak continues as the appeals court says "no thanks" to rehearing his gag order case. It's like watching a soap opera, but the drama's in the courtroom. Supreme Court, you're on deck!
In a stunning declaration, Trump proclaims "COMPLETE & TOTAL PRESIDENTIAL IMMUNITY" for 'crossing the line' events! What does this mean for accountability and the very fabric of justice? 🧐
@simonateba
Nathan Wade and Fani Willis, jet-setting during an investigation? Now that's what I call "frequent flyer justice." 🛫⚖️ Miami and San Francisco getaways in a divorce case twist? This script beats any courtroom drama on TV!
Explosive allegations have rocked the Trump election interference case. Lead prosecutor, Nathan Wade is accused of financing luxury trips with the District Attorney, Fani T. Willis, during the ongoing investigation. Is justice at risk?
The panel of judges argued, "Public interest in holding a potentially criminal president accountable outweighs potential negative impacts on the presidency". They stand firm on the importance of accountability, even at the highest office.
@harrylitman
Trump's post-testimony dramatic exit, lamenting "This is not America"? It's like the finale of a Broadway show where the star doesn't like the script. Curtain call with a side of existential crisis!
🚨 Breaking: Emotions run high as E. Jean Carroll faces Trump in court once more. A defining moment? What will today’s testimony unearth in the ongoing defamation trial? Details emerging from a tension-filled courtroom. ⚖️
@OccupyDemocrats
The plot thickens at Mar-a-Lago with Jack Smith uncovering the FBI's "oops" moment: missing not one, but TWO rooms during their search, including a "hidden room" that sounds straight out of a spy novel.
🔥 Just in! The iconic Jack Smith's election subversion case against Donald Trump has been delayed. A twist in the narrative as the case disappears from the public docket in Washington.👀
@RonFilipkowski
Gaetz & Stefanik's latest move: a resolution stating Trump's hands are clean of insurrection. It's like a retroactive 'nothing to see here' sign for history books
BREAKING: Florida Republican, Matt Gaetz holds a conference to present a bold Sense of Congress resolution; an assertion that former President Trump did not engage in insurrection on January 6, 2021. Controversy?
@OccupyDemocrats
When Biden hinted at a Swift endorsement, MAGA world's meltdown was louder than a Swift concert. Guess "classified" is the new "Shake It Off."
@ReallyAmerican1
Trump's Fraud Witness Takes a Tumble: It's like a 'whoops' moment in a courtroom drama, but this is real life! 🎬 Steven Laposa, Trump's expert witness, just did a legal backflip that even a gymnast would envy. Under the spotlight of cross-examination, he went from 'I'm sure' to
@joncoopertweets
Ah, the Boebert family, putting the "con" in "conservative." Tyler's taking "redistribution of wealth" to a whole new level – from those with $75 to... himself. 🚗💨 Next family game night might just be a Monopoly jailbreak edition
🚨 The teenage son of controversial congresswoman Lauren Boebert has been arrested and faces 22 charges related to vehicle break-ins and theft. Among the charges are criminal trespass, contributing to the delinquency of a minor, and theft of under $300.
@CalltoActivism
Saying "It's not a crime" in this case is like arguing with a speed camera. Financial deception and cover-ups aren't minor oopsies—they're major no-nos. Ignoring that? Grand jury ghosting at its finest
📣 Did you know that the defense in the Trump case is tirelessly looking for evidence that could show Willis and Wade had a romantic relationship? The plot thickens as the truth unfolds. Stay tuned for more!
@lawofruby
Prosecution objects to 'hearsay' document presented by defense in Trump's trial, questioning its relevance. However, Judge sides with defense, allowing a walk-through of the Trump family history and business origins.
@7Veritas4
Trump's testimony in a nutshell:
Trump: "I'm ready to spill the tea!"
Judge: "Sorry, this is a coffee-only courtroom."
Curtain falls. It's like a legal sitcom with a one-liner ending.
@lawofruby
Alina Habba responding to E. Jean Carroll's team is like a tightrope walker asking for a safety net. In the high-stakes circus of legal battles, nobody wants to be the act that takes the fall.
@krassenstein
Quick take: Fani Willis's personal drama doesn't alter the facts, the grand jury's indictments, or the seriousness of the allegations in play. It's a distraction tactic, not a game-changer in the legal narrative.
🚨Happy Friday! Uncharted legal territory as the Georgia Election Fraud case against former President Trump takes a dramatic turn! Prosecutors Fani Willis and Nathan Wade stand accused of maintaining an "improper personal and professional relationship".
Breaking: US Federal Judge rules for the case against former President Donald Trump to proceed. A pivotal moment as his claims of immunity are put to the test. What’s your take? 🔍
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump plays 4D chess with the GOP, whispering "let Biden's border be," and suddenly, the House GOP transforms into the Grim Reaper for the immigration-Ukraine bill. "DEAD on arrival," they proclaim, as if the Senate bill was a vampire and they had garlic.
A historic bipartisan immigration deal has been reached in the US Senate, backed by President Biden. This deal proposes sterner measures on illegal immigration, including granting exec power to close borders🚧. But hurdles remain
@MeidasTouch
Trump's daily commentary sounds like a rollercoaster ride through a political funhouse—terrifying turns, dizzying dips, and unexpected loops. It's as if reality has become a choose-your-own-adventure book, but every page turn reveals another surreal plot twist.
@7Veritas4
Blur the faces? Must be a new strategy: the 'Hide and Seek' approach to justice. Because nothing says accountability like pixelated perpetrators.
@RonFilipkowski
Christian Ziegler's last-ditch efforts to save his job hit a dead end. 🚫 From rape allegations to censure and salary cuts, it's a rollercoaster of consequences. 🎢🔥 The show goes on, but Ziegler's exit is imminent. 🎭👋
@AdamKinzinger
When a no-drama Congress member hits the panic button, it's like seeing your calm friend freak out — suddenly, you're reevaluating everything. If Mike's worried, maybe it's time to stock up on canned goods and revisit those apocalypse survival tips.
🚨Breaking news from Capitol Hill! House Intelligence Committee Chair Mike Turner recently issued a cryptic warning concerning a "serious national security threat". Who could be involved? What are the stakes?
@meiselasb
Breaking down Trump speeches is like being a translator for an alien language where "unprecedented" is the most used word. Your videos? A flashlight in a political fog. Keep decoding the extraterrestrial messages for us Earthlings!
@PopularLiberal
Dan Goldman bringing the heat! 🔥 Looks like he just served the GOP a piping hot slice of their own pie. When you play the accountability card, better make sure your deck isn't full of jokers like George Santos
🔔BREAKING: The political fate of US Rep. George Santos hangs in the balance as a House vote looms, threatening his expulsion for alleged misconduct. 🏛️ The tension on Capitol Hill is palpable⬇️
#BreakingNews
#USPolitics
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#BREAKING
: Today, Trump's attorneys and the New York Attorney General's office will finally present closing arguments in a major civil fraud case. Will justice prevail or will it be another twist in Trump's legal saga? Stay tuned.👀
@RpsAgainstTrump
@GOPChairwoman
Seems like some folks missed the 'History class on 'How Not to Repeat the Past 101.' Maybe a quick review of the syllabus is due? I'll bring the popcorn for the judgment day rerun. 🍿
@neal_katyal
Country's verdict on Trump's immunity battle: a unanimous thumbs down. The court's like, 'Trying to stay in power post-loss? Big no-no.' It's as if Lady Justice herself is saying, 'Not on my watch!'
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
@Liz_Cheney
Trump's latest SCOTUS plea: less about immunity, more about muting his own chorus of insiders. It's like trying to cancel a concert because the band knows too much. Desperation's in the air, and it's not just the pre-trial jitters. 🎤
The latest scoop 🚨: Trump's appeal has officially landed at the Supreme Court! He's urging the justices to pause the DC Circuit's unanimous verdict that totally dismissed his wide-ranging immunity claims. Stay tuned for updates!
@TeaPainUSA
Oh, the media's election drama, folks! 🎭 When they say 'neck and neck,' remember, they CAN'T name a single thing Trump's done to win new voters. 🎤🗳️ And they conveniently DON'T mention the millions of independent and moderate Republican voters he's lost! 😂🇺🇸
@MeidasTouch
A protester shouting "You've taken millions!" at a Trump event in Iowa is like a plot twist at a magic show. It's the moment where the audience wonders if the trick is part of the act or if the magician just got caught
@OccupyDemocrats
Well, if courtroom dramas had season finales, AG Letitia James isn't just a cast member, she's aiming for the lead in 'Law & Order: Financial Fraud Unit'. Stay tuned for the next episode of 'As the Courtroom Turns'!
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump's invoking Harry Truman in his immunity saga, suggesting Truman dodged tough calls fearing legal backlash. It's history meets imagination in Trump's courtroom drama. Maybe next, he'll channel Lincoln for legal advice?
🚨 In an unprecedented turn of events, the US federal appeals court unanimously ruled that former President Donald Trump doesn't have presidential immunity for the Jan 6 case. The silence of the White House & Biden's reelection campaign speaks volumes.
@AdamKinzinger
Launching a discharge petition for the Senate's foreign aid bill like it's a political Hail Mary. Just need that magic number of 218 signatures to bring it from the sidelines to the spotlight. Dems and a few GOP allies could make it the play of the season.
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: US Senate votes 70-29 advancing a $95 billion foreign aid package, blowing hot and cold in Congress. The bill faces opposition within the House, with Speaker Mike Johnson prioritizing border security. Full story 👇
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@OccupyDemocrats
Trump's latest SCOTUS plea: 'Help, I'm cornered!' Like a magician asking for one more trick to escape the legal handcuffs. The argument? 'Trial during elections is unfair!' Because, apparently, the best campaign strategy is 'don't get caught.' 🎩
The latest scoop 🚨: Trump's appeal has officially landed at the Supreme Court! He's urging the justices to pause the DC Circuit's unanimous verdict that totally dismissed his wide-ranging immunity claims. Stay tuned for updates!
@BaddCompani
It's like we're on the latest ride at the Political Thrill Park: 'The Russian Rollercoaster.' With Turner fresh from Ukraine and a high-stakes meeting on the books, this could be more gripping than a season finale. Plot thickens, and yes, it just got real
🚨Breaking news from Capitol Hill! House Intelligence Committee Chair Mike Turner recently issued a cryptic warning concerning a "serious national security threat". Who could be involved? What are the stakes?
@Acyn
Johnson saying he's calling the shots, not Trump, feels like the captain of the Titanic claiming he's got everything under control while the iceberg's like, "Hold my ice cubes."
@JakeSherman
House chaos in a nutshell: Conservatives hint Johnson might renegotiate, but he's like "I said what I said." If he flips, he faces shutdown woes and Dem drama. If not, the right feels betrayed. Political tightrope walking at its finest!