sean mbadawe
@xougonna
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oh I wasn’t being serious
London, England
Joined February 2017
Got written up for telling a customer “less have it” as they handed me cash for their food….
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At this age, if your page gets hacked just quietly restart. We don’t need to know how many followers you had before your tragedy.
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Y’all I just got into nursing school! All praise to God!!! 🥹🥹.
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Everyone is begging for a course eval but I’m not hearing anything about extra credit
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Niggas will post their home address if an instagram sticker told them to.
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Imo kwenu! 😭
Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs.
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I thank God every day that I graduated HS when I did cuz the standards rn are simply unattainable for me!.
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Halfway done with nursing school and all I can say is thank you God!.
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This picture is so perfect scrumptious and delicious to me sorry
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I don’t touch course evaluations unless there’s some extra credit involved. I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
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Hate when a perfume recommendation video starts off with sumn like “if you tryna get FOLDED like a lawn chair—“ like please I just wanna smell good 🙁.
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I hate that there are people out there who remember my embarrassing moments that I’ve forgotten.
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And still got the rest of the rainbow to go!
black women in colored hair gonna do it for me every time. ginger, blonde, red, brown, everything!.
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Why do people steal packages like you don’t even know what’s in there bro.
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I have successfully completed my first semester of nursing school ✋🏽🙂↕️🤚🏽
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“National gf day” when do yall celebrate national GOD day? National PRAISE THE LORD day? You worldly beings. Repent immediately 😒.
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Who’s the black guy????.
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Hate when I walk into the nail salon for a pedicure and they talkin bout “eyebrow too?” Is that what I said? Stop tryna be funny 😒.
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You can always count on a Yoruba girl to either be named Deborah or Esther.
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Didn’t study at all for my exam and it ended up being cancelled. The God I serve is alive and well!.
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Thinking of the time this girl said “y’all too grown for puffs you better go get a silk press or a relaxer” how can we be too grown for the hair that literally grows out of our heads?.
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Now everyone hates this movie ok….
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And why do y’all be in the comments wishing the celebrities happy birthday.
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My problem is, I want the professors to grade my assignment as soon as I turn it in.
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Today is my 6 year anniversary of being an ordained minister y’all 🥹.
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Just closed out every tab, word doc, PowerPoint, pdf, YOU NAME IT
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Telling someone they talk too much is actually sooo mean when you think about it.
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Seeing so many potential mother in laws today! Happy Mother’s Dayyyy 🤗.
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“You smelt it you dealt it” has forced millions of innocent people into silence in fear of being wrongly accused of producing rancid and unpleasant smells and I just don’t think it’s fair.
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Niggas think that simply being able to acknowledge their bad traits makes it all ok like nah you have some work to do.
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Sometimes I be so embarrassed when I’m genuinely happy to see someone because ik they’re not as happy to see me….
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Knuckle sandwich is the funniest combination of words I’ve ever heard.
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Was my high school the only school where the bad kids got treated like royalty?.
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Man Idek if I wanna go to class today cuz if I see a happy white person I’m gonna be sooooo suspicious.
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I can never bring myself to vote “yes” when people ask who wants to be in their cf.
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This is exactly how it feels trying to make it out of this semester in one piece
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If you’re born in 03 and you’re already 21 you’re doing too much fr 😒.
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Thank you God for blessing me with a job in this failing economy but my GOODNESS do I not wanna go to work bro.
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Plate look cold.
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Here’s the plan: .-I order chipotle through the app.-You go in and steal it.-I come in 10-15 minutes later and say it’s not there.-They make me a second bowl for free.-I leave.-You give me the other bowl you took.-I get two bowls.-You get a big hug from me.
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The jollof debate is tired, unfunny, and doesn’t make sense. Stop it!.
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I don’t understand the mechanics behind asking someone how to pronounce their name then repeating it back wrong. Like what did I literally just say?.
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Why’d I just accidentally open the chipotle app and order myself a burrito bowl with a tortilla on the side and some salad dressing 🤦🏽♀️.
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My dad will be telling everyone a funny story about his childhood friends then end it off like “Yeah…may his soul Rest In Peace” wait-.
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