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Big Gay Silly (comedian actor sober menace) 😈 IF MEMORY SERVES #PhillyFringe Sept. 26-29!

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@xomichaeljohn
Michael John
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Cracked like the bell herself. 😈 PHILLY! We’re bringing my critically acclaimed, audience fave Edinburgh Fringe breakout IF MEMORY SERVES to @fringearts @cannonballfest for Philly Fringe 2024, and I’m gonna serve Philly Phagnatic!! 🎟️ lfg!!!
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A Second Gay Congressional Staffer Was Filmed Having Sex in a Capitol Building
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Marianne Williamson meeting with the Prime Minister of New Zealand
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Timothee Chalamet is filming his Dylan movie downstairs from my apartment lmaoooo
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It’s my birthday today 🥳😈 send me ~nice things~ (I think my DMs are open) or come find me for a kiss ok??
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Niche take but the aesthetic is giving @NationalTheatre drama starring buzzy ingenue
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Midnights, the stories of 13 sleepless nights scattered throughout my life, will be out October 21. Meet me at midnight. Pre-order now:
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@xomichaeljohn
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4 years
NOT the Kygo “Higher Love” remix!!!! He said baby if you liked Pride 2019, get ready for the next four years
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1 year
As ever, on this Tony Nomination morning, I am thinking about all the .png files rendered to announce nominations on social that will go unused… like… somewhere in midtown, “WINDOW-OscarIsaac-TonysLeadingActor-4x4.png” is getting dragged to Trash
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Tea towel, hon… this is not doing what you think it’s doing
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2 years
Preemptive thirst trap… 🟢 pls fav if you want to be in my stupid little slut circle where I will be Dumb and Honest and Hot
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Today I am 2 years sober!! Happy anniversary to me. Happy new year! I wish us all more life and more courage. 💛✨
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Today it was 85° and I ran four miles on the river and was happy
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eight year old gay me when classmates asked which girl in school i had a crush on
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3 years
Remembered the Kelly Clarkson Piece by Piece Idol performance and am now crying!!! She!!!!!!!!!!!
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4 years
@highcancel Dua was crying about the lit'ral state of the world and the anxiety she's felt about releasing music during a global pandemic, not the leak. Please have some perspective.
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5 years
Me after answering approximately one (1) work email
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3 years
“Sit down and shut the fuck up” - the MTA
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3 years
@awhoraofficial Thorgy and Bob both raved about you on Bob’s recap show!!! They reviewed all the girls’ looks!! 💖
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5 years
@MsRebeccaBlack Friday is legendary and you are an icon 💖💖💖 thank you for nine years of fun fun fun fun!!!!
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5 years
and i OOP(ologize to anyone who doesn’t wanna see this but it’s #PrideMonth so 😌)
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5 years
Today I am one year sober. Happy anniversary to me! Happy new year!!! I wish us all the light we need to guide us along our journeys ahead. 💖
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6 years
drag race writers: shitty acting challenge rupaul:
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2 years
We need to talk MORE about the RANGE on iconic scene stealing comedy queen LAUREN WEEDMAN ok!!!
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3 years
Chromatica, Beck, Flaming Lips, and the Shins… a winning on this #RSD2021 🥰
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5 years
proud i don’t know what to do with my hands in photos!!! 🏳️‍🌈
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stream @lizzo 🍹
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6 years
and now, for your viewing pleasure, here is a video of me faggily eating a lindt chocolate truffle in a tuxedo
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5 years
Do we like my new glasses???
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6 years
every eighteen months Kelly Clarkson, the OG AMERICAN IDOL and our MOST RELIABLE POP STAR, goes viral by showing up somewhere and doing what she does best and yet we can’t get her a hit single?! WHY DO WE SLEEP ON KELLY!!?!!
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@xomichaeljohn
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5 years
6 months sober today! Left: the day of my last drink. Right: this weekend celebrating Pride. Sobriety is neither a catch-all fix for everyone nor is it for my pain, anxiety, and hypochondria. But it has proven so far to be a life-affirming choice I am so proud to make daily!! 💖
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sick but make it fashion
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“ITW-Creel-Tonys2023-4x4.png” fly high angel
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6 years
OLIVIA COLMAN ENDED HER SPEECH BY SHOUTING “LADY GAGA” IS SHOUTING “GAY RIGHTS” WE ALL WON
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5 years
Tender AND mild!!! 🥵
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5 years
so excited to go to church* tonight with my fellow believers** *the Lizzo concert *boston-area gays & gals
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5 years
maybe i snapped
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Me when the gay clubs finally reopen in 2062 telling twinks about 2020 to keep our cultural history alive
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4 years
@perfumegenius Think I’ll just stan
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4 years
18 months sober today! ✨ I am so thankful I keep making the momentary choice to be sober—and for the ever-sharpening skill it affords me in navigating the time I have here with my friends and family, my love, and my art. More life.
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3 years
Lorde right now:
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2 years
honestly?? hi
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@xomichaeljohn
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5 years
Good news everyone! @LouisPeitzman has now spent enough time in Boston that his favorite song has become “Sweet Caroline” without having ever even heard it 😌
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3 years
@LouisPeitzman Where in the timeline is this argument, though…? I think later season Phoebs—especially with Mike’s gravity—would ultimately get vaccinated!
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4 years
TWENTY-SEVEN TODAY! ✨
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A live look at the inside of @LouisPeitzman ’s head today
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5 years
girl power bottom ✌️
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2 years
Obsessed with Michelle Yeoh and Harry Shum Jr. and Jenny Fucking Slate traipsing onstage holding hands to accept Best Cast in a Motion Picture
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4 years
She really went and sacrificed “Cruel Summer” to conjure Bon Iver and have him teach her how to turn off autocapitalization on her iPhone...
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4 years
This is so fucking bleak lol #GoldenGlobes
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5 years
I’m proud of @brianmdudley today because he finished (1) his 5-year gig as Admin. Coordinator at BU School of Theatre and (2) the pre-college he runs there every summer! On Monday he starts a new job as Undergrad Academic Advisor at the school. He is also this cute always. Wow!!
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5 years
look at this cute bathroom
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I’ve got kisses to spare for anyone w sunday scaries
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3 years
Greetings from our new apartment!! 🥰
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3 years
Still screaming at this
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6 years
CAST THE MOVIE YOU COWARDS
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3 years
3 YEARS SOBER BABY!!! 🤪💖💃🏼 Happy anniversary to me. Happy new year! I wish us more life, more light, and all love. 🌈🥰✨
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5 years
May 31: heterosexuality: depression: bad weather: me:
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5 years
Any glow I have now is a result of all the love and care I continue to give the fat little me within, and let me tell you, he’s eating good. #LGBTQglowup
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New headshots fuck
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Closing week @LempickaMusical
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5 years
i found these posts on your aunt’s Facebook
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5 years
I took some photos today 😌
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@xomichaeljohn
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5 years
I got a HAIRCUT today and I’m going to NYC on Friday for my BIRTHDAY on Monday and the end of PRIDE MONTH all as CANCER SZN arrives.....!! Can you sense the POWER and JOY and HOMOSEXUALITY I am bringing to the game!!!!! 💖🦀🏳️‍🌈🌞✨
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Have YOU flirted with me today
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I SAID you’re my GOLDEN HOUR
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Thinking about not hating my winter body this year 😬❓❓
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Got a haircut, found my light. Now kiss me!!
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being loud is not a personality, and yes i am subtweeting the fifteen year old girl cheering on her friends’ orders at a suburban ice cream parlor
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3 years
It’s giving RuPaul doing a walkthrough on a sewing challenge in a custom Klein Epstein & Parker suit
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4 years
The uncensored title of the show is actually DON’T TRUST THE BARB IN APARTMENT 23
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fuck mayor p*te, deal ME in!!!
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5 years
Did you or did you not come for me
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name a line from drag race that you can also say during sex
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2 ½ YEARS SOBER BABY!!! 💃✨💖 I am so, so grateful for ALL THIS LIFE I choose. I love it, I love not drinking, and I love you, too!! 🔥🚀🌈
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5 years
madonna teaching the fags how to pronounce “medellín” this week
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i was in an audience reaction video for a show i saw this week and.......... let us simply say i didn’t particularly want to be on camera 😶
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choo-choo-choose me (i’m on the train)
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3 years
Thank you God for my smokin bod and beautiful soul
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6 years
im only posting this thing nonironically to emphasize that i grew up to be hot #2009to2019
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#NewProfilePic it’s the bitch of living
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Ngl we’re moving…….. 😵‍💫😱🥰‼️‼️‼️ After nearly 10 years in Boston, I’m SO excited to bring the Grown Ass Man that I have become HOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!! See u l8r this month NYC metro gays gals and ghouls!!!!! 🥵❤️‼️‼️‼️
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3 years
Papa 911 👨🏼‍🍼
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5 years
Lorde covering Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Run Away With Me.” That’s it. That’s the tweet.
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My mother took this slay pic of me last night
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5 years
Happy disco tits new year, you gays!
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