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Happy “WELL THIS TEAM
JUST LOST A FAN” Day
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Soccer Twitter and non soccer folks finding unity in hating Alexi Lalas’s WC commentary
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Telling men on dating apps that
@MLS
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Give me the confidence of a mediocre man criticizing USWNT
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“Imagine if theatre kids got into sports”
What is the easiest way to explain Supporter Groups to people not familiar with Soccer Culture?
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You literally celebrated in front of the supporter section… what tf did you expect to happen?
While FC Cincinnati celebrates win, New York Red Bulls fans throw garbage and other items at FC Cincinnati players.
Not cool.
@WCPO
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Abolish NFL pundits weighing on soccer during the WC
Wait this game just ends in a tie???????????? 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. But I just don’t get who can enjoy watching this sport.
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Some of y’all really don’t like women and it SHOWS
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All supporter sections have a “no opposing team gear” in the section. It’s always been a rule.
How dare a supporter section stay for the supporters!!!!!
Mocking American supporter culture is kind of a lame trope, but I really wish we hadn’t allowed the hall monitor alumni crowd gatekeep soccer fandom in America.
Banning anyone with an Argentina kit is beyond the pale, quite literally. Why not try to get some new fans? 👎🏻
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Hey guys!!!
I'm doing a research project on Soccer & Identity SO if you all could do me a HUGE solid and take my lovely survey (that I have spent over a month crafting) so I can have data for said project, that would be SWELL. It would mean so much!!!
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Girl, shut the hell up.
The US women’s soccer team is living the American Dream. They were born in the freest, fairest country in the world that has rewarded their hard work.
They should remember that blessing & the men & women (like my husband) proudly defending it next time the national anthem plays.
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After 7 months of unemployment and going through some of the roughest mental health battles of my short life, I finally got a job!!!!
Can’t wait to kick off a new normal 🥰
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In my ✨fame✨ era
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It’s actually quite telling that there’s more uproar over the act of the smack and not the humiliation of a woman with an autoimmune disorder
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I love the whole “you’re broke” rebuttal when you say you don’t wanna have to pay 50+ bucks to see an MLS game.
Like yea… I am broke, I’m a public school secretary. You think I’m rolling in the dough?!!!
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10/10 would not recommend getting laid off 5 days before Christmas 😭
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It may have taken me close to 8 years to finish and I may not have gone to the best school but I’m damn proud of myself for not only being almost done, but also seeing my BA to its completion
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Some of the “wow can’t believe Austin FC got beat by a team from the Haitian League” low key rub me the wrong way.
Just because they aren’t a team from Canada, Mexico, or the US doesn’t mean they aren’t good. Soccer in the Caribbean is on the come up! Don’t underestimate them.
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My mom is flying back from DR and she ran into the Haitian U17 team 🤣
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Talking to a pal and trying to name American soccer players that came from humble beginnings and there’s like none???? (Except for like 3!!)
Soccer in the US is a privileged sport and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise.
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Saw a critique of USMNT saying that the team should be a better representation of this “melting pot” nation and it’s like… you realize only 30% of the team is white? With 70% being made up of Black and Hispanic folks?
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Every time Pique gets the ball the dude behind yells “SHAKIRA”
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It’s almost as if tattoos and piercings have no impact on how professional you are…
Diego Luna is the most mature and well spoken 19-year-old I can remember interviewing. Don’t be fooled by the tattoos, piercings, and hairstyle, this man is destined for a long and successful professional career. Love the way he goes about life.
#RSL
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Actual interaction I had trying to call my local Adidas store:
Me: Do y’all have any MLS jerseys in store?
Person on phone: No, we only have soccer jerseys
Me: ……
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The day US Soccer Twitter finds out who this is… CHAOS
The
@nytimes
reporting that a board member of the American Outlaws agreed to a free World Cup trip in exchange in part for reporting fans who make social media posts critical of Qatar.
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BUT CAN HE DO IT ON A RAINY NIGHT IN COLUMBUS, OHIO?
Lionel Messi will join MLS side Inter Miami in 2023, according to DIRECTV Sports 🇺🇸
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Whoever styled this shoot is a goddamn HERO
The elegance and style of Chicago, combined with the grit and tenacity of the Red Stars.
#TheFoundation
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Convinced my dad to go to the
@GothamFC
game on June 19th simply by saying there’s a Dominican on the team!
Hopefully this is the first of many games 🥰
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Ariana, what are you doing here???
#RCTID
11/11/2023 Poland, Independence Day 🇵🇱 Big banner unfurl by Polish football fans at the Independence March
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Saying you shouldn’t wear opposing team apparel in the supporter section apparently makes me an ultra that’s watched a little too much Green Street Hooligans… K 👍
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Soccer fanatics making fun of Disney Adults like we also don’t spend all of our money on travel/apparel/misc merch (and also go crazy over special/rare merch), have our own lingo, and spend inordinate amounts of time talking about it on the internet
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Wearing a
@DetroitCityFC
jersey on a date because I have no personality outside of soccer 🥰
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@notan_fbiagent
@SaSSmaSter14
@KaitMarieox
Why is she acting like background checks, registering with your local police dept, and taking classes to ensure you are knowledgeable about gun safety/proper gun management is a bad thing????
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Celebrating NJ getting picked as a
#FifaWorldCup2026
Host City by wearing my Bomb Pop to work
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Land of the free, home of calling it “soccer” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Women’s sports needs more villain arcs.
Enough of that “wholesome” bullshit.
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Forgot to take a photo at the game but the ‘fit was 🔥 today
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I’m sure this is a simpleton take but just like MLB made baseball more popular this year by finally taking crude measures to speed up the game, I feel like soccer would be more exciting if the pitch were somewhat smaller so there were more shots.
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TAYLOR TWELLMAN WHO HURT YOU
Lmfao dude I’m crying why is Twellman out here posting this
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USMNT fans getting on their high horse about homophobic chants but conveniently forget that homophobic behaviors in the stands are still prevalent back home
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DR is a Caribbean island usually only known for baseball and never making it out of the CONCACAF qualifiers.
HOWEVER! For the first time in my country’s history, they’ve qualified for both the U20 World Cup AND the Olympics. I cannot state how big of moment this is for us.
🇩🇴U20 World Cup Fundraiser!
The DR U-20s have qualified for both the World Cup and the Olympics, one of the biggest accomplishments in the country's soccer history!
100% of the proceeds from the sale of these jerseys will go directly towards the team
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Attn members of the Gentry,
My ✨Personal✨ Tier List
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Hello little boys, little toys 🖤
No better feeling than being able to rep my love for
@NewYorkRedBulls
without sacrificing my personal aesthetic
#RBNY
#FittedFridays
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“Why aren’t women into soccer?”
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Currently, only 5% of attorneys are black/Hispanic and now my brother is OFFICIALLY part of that 5%!!!!!
Big boi got sworn in this morning at the CT Supreme Court!!!!!
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You missed it?! Dawg, WE AT HOME MISSED IT BECAUSE WE CANT SEE IT
We’ve missed this. 😍
Goalkeepers putting on a show at Allianz Field! //
#MLSAllStar
Skills Challenge pres. by
@ATT
5G
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Drink every time the commentators bring up the one of the Dutch players absent fathers
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Death, taxes, and this photo being used as “yOu GuYs ArE pLAsTiC”
Just say y’all can’t dress and move on
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When you only needed 50 responses but it’s now at 1.3k responses!!!
YALL ARE THE BEST ❤️
Hey guys!!!
I'm doing a research project on Soccer & Identity SO if you all could do me a HUGE solid and take my lovely survey (that I have spent over a month crafting) so I can have data for said project, that would be SWELL. It would mean so much!!!
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TL Active? I went WWWAAAYYY out of my comfort zone with this two piece ‘fit for SIL’s Funky Town themed Bach.
How we feeling about this?
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I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN*
* = act as surveillance for the State
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Still bigger than NYCFC’s Cup Banner
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Hey SGs and FOs! You know what would be a really great gift to the queer soccer community instead of slapping rainbows on merch to sell for profit?!
Making sure we actually feel safe and not have our identities used as insult chants towards rival teams
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Judging from the replies, no one in the fanbase gets the reference 😂😂😂
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Y’all
Mckennie is 23 yrs old. His frontal lobe isn’t even fully formed yet.
Heck, mine is and I still be doing stupid shit. Relax.
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I hate going to bars by myself (I’m working on my social anxiety!!) but I am forcing myself to go to the Football Factory by myself so I can see the Derby w/ other Milanistas (pls clap)
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Sorry, I’m just obsessed with this Anthropologie dupe I found at Walmart
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It’s no long Hot Girl Summer, it’s Hot Mess Summer. I’m bringing Cobra Starship back.
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Since everything is chaos rn and we could all use a little kindness, I’m gonna do an anti-festivus. I’m gonna air out the reasons why I’m happy you’re in my life.
Like this tweet and I’ll drop ya a line.
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If everyone could please spare a moment to send me good thoughts, I have a V IMPORTANT interview tomorrow. 🥰🥰🥰
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Leagues Cup has the appeal of a corporate office pizza party
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AAAYYYEEE THIS IS SO COOL
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Split a whole chicken with me at the Atlanta United game so I know it’s real
Drunken jamaican jerk whole chicken with curried collard greens and candied yams. $22 at the Atlanta United game.
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I, a 25 yr old, want to get this merely because I have the expendable income now after growing up poor
HOT ITEM WILL SELL OUT!
Barbie Dreamhouse Dollhouse with Wheelchair Accessible Elevator, only $179!!
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Planning a jersey themed birthday party where everyone has to wear their favorite jersey/team apparel and I am so pumped
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Carli, I’m not even trying to be shady here but you grew up in Delran Twnshp, a suburb with a median household income of 77k and only 3.2% of the population living under the poverty line.
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I’m late as hell to this but I just found out that there’s a Dominican that plays for
@GothamFC
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DR PARA EL MUNDO!!!
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“Wow, I can’t believe everyone doubted us, the second seed team”
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Nbd, just ran into Lewis Morgan chilling in the supporter section
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Update
When you forget your change of clothes so you have pull up to the supporter section like this
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I kept complaining about eurosnobs and my friend called me an “Arrogant MLS fan”
From now on, pls refer to me using this
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