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All them gujjar films you guys make fun of got the dude a porsche !
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جتنی گورمنٹ سرونٹ کی تنخواہ ہے اصولاً تو اسے ملکی لڑکی سے بھی نہیں کرنی چاہیے
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Generation Z is so lucky, you get to watch a team with Shaheens & Naseems. When we were you age, Wasim & Waqar had retired and then we had 15 years of Rana Naveed Ul Hassan & Iftikhar Anjum types with cameos from Shabby, Asif & Amir.
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Also I don't get what point half of Islamabad is trying to make, by tweeting that they knew that scumbag & he had a drug problem & history of violence. Bhai itni information the apke pass to tab expose kartay na jab he was masquerading as a therapist & before he killed that girl.
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Patriotism isn't writing "Love Pak Army' in your bios; it is paying your taxes and filing your returns. Today is the last date for Individuals and AoPs, don't forget !
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You guys just dont realize all of us are just a very little misunderstanding away from being lynched. This country is a gone case. Anyone insisting otherwise is either plain stupid or a direct beneficiary of the system.
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The little girl on that Chingchi sitting in between looks traumatised. Both the girls on either sides look so helpless. These incidents wont stop with any amount of punishment. People who unequivocally condemn such incidents are a minority in this country. 1/4
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If you are building a new house, make sure its solar powered & all appliances run on electricity including kitchen. Dont waste money on gas piping.There wont be much gas in the coming years & with cost of electricity & gas rising,the payback period would be less than 5 years.
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Happy to announce that your boy has reached 10k followers. It wouldn't have been possible without qualifying CSS which nowadays seems to be the quickest route to become an influencer or influenza for that matter!
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Just got off from a call with a friend who lost his mother to Covid today. I ll reproduce his words "Yaar Mubashir, koi gallay laga k afsos bhe ni kar raha, bara mushkil time ha yaar". I didnt know what to say or how to respond. Allah reham karay bus,hum bht bebas hien uske agay
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Congratulations CE 2020 qualifers! Twitter par ek do din baad ana abhi yahan halaat theek nahe chal rahay 😋
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An unarmed ssg commando was killed last year in islamabad by someone who had a gun and you guys really believe that women would be safe if they learn those self defense techniques at the local karate club.
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It is so unfair that countries like us with the least amount of CO2 emissions are the most affected by climate change. We should demand reparations from the west whose industrial activity over the last 200 years has wreaked havoc on the planet.
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The Lahorization of Islamabad is so heartbreaking to witness. Needless highways, underpasses and flyovers being built in the city for the past few years. Greenbelts reducing.
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A man in his late 70s(probably) walked into my office, asking to attest his proof of life certificate (which every pensioner has to submit after regular intervals)so that their monthly pension is released.This is cruel.Hum kab ye attestations & nic ki copies se agay nikalien gey?
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I am sorry but I havent seen one shareef insaan in this country own a vigo, revo or whatever a daala is called these days. If someones driving a revo, there are high chances they see the likes of Farukh Khokhar as their hero and are inspired by gangster movies of Sanju from 90s
Once during Punjab Police days,there was a Rescue15 call at 2 am,I reached the spot to respond,there was a rich kid with a big dog,he brought the dog near our vehicle door, blocking the way.Requested him multiple times,he abused,I arrested him.
He got released,I got transferred.
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Before all of you start crying on the news reports of sale of "national asset" i.e. PIA, please have a look at its balance sheet. It has a negative equity of PKR 511 billion. That means if somebody offers you 1 Rs for a 50% stake, you should kiss their hand and take the deal.
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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but whatever way this ends, all of us who are not overseas are going to lose. If any of you think that there is going to be a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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So apparently there was a space last night hosted by that Hanzala guy on LGBTQ and many of you were on it and have been part of most spaces hosted by him. I just want to ask one question: dont you guys have jobs? Or forget jobs, dont you guys have a life?
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How do middle class people in Pakistan buy a house? I seriously wonder, How? A 5-7 marla house costs anything between 7-25m. Society par society ban rahe hai but sirf investors k lea. Gulberg Greens ahista ahista expand ho kar Kashmir tak phunch gaya but banda ek ni rahta.
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Havent watched Maula Jatt yet but have seen some clips here on twitter and here is my review: Fawad Khan speaks punjabi like an islamabadi kid who went to the American School and the wildest thing he has done in his life is crossing over from Faizabad into Pindi
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Alhumdulilah passed CSS and have been allocated to United States Secret Service. My merit position has been kept confidential due to security reasons. I' ll iA give my best to protect the POTUS and the greenback from being counterfeited.
کہن چے کی جاندا اے!
😂🤣😂🤣
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My father is going to have a bone marrow transplant today. Please pray for him.
Thanks
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One of the greatest tragedies of my life is getting married before entering civil service. Everytime I have to give salami to a batchmate, the realization hits me that I wont be getting this back and a part of me dies.
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Civil servants khana khanay se pehle bismillah parhna bhool saktay hien magar senior se pehle ‘worthy’ lagana nahe.
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MashAllah twitter par sb boys ko 'Web 3.0 ata hai'. Wo alag baat ha when you are looking for people to hire 4 out of 5 cant even use excel properly.
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Afghans have been through a lot so if they smash your heads with chairs (not the first time) post matches, please be a delight and offer them your family's heads too because god forbid even if you only call out that behavior on the internet it would be termed as racist abuse.
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I dont get this life coaches and motivational speakers dhanda. Sab fraud ha. 5 ways to this, 10 habits for that. Aisay ni hota kuch bhe. Generational wealth ho to you will be rich even if you wake up at 2pm and na ho to kaam kero Chup kar k, dont listen to these speakers.
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Pakistan's rich people are so lazy. 15 years ago all they could think of investing in was CNG Stations and now its 5 storey Plazas.
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Hero 😍😍😍
کار مکینک کا بیٹا سی سی ایس مین پاس ہوگیا،
لاڑکانہ کا #زوہیب_قریشی اک کار مکینک کا بیٹا ہے، جس نے ۲۰۱۹ ملک کاُ سب سے بڑا امتحان پاس کر کے آفیسر بن گیا،
نوجوان کے لئیے پیغام ،!
#سنڌ
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So many people in Pak have made careers out of their ability to speak fluent english, especially econ twitter. Regurgitating basic stuff in fancy words, thread after thread. Write ‘elite capture’ every two sentences & always suggest to reduce twin deficits, no shit sherlocks!
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If you own a car & have the means to drive it to work,shut up about public transportation being a burden on the exchequer. It isnt. Like what exactly is your problem? Public money being spent on public?Subsidies to industrialists are ok but for poorest segment of the society bad?
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I think the only way of getting rid of these annual protests by TLP is to demolish Faizabad Interchange. Na faizabad rahay ga na TLP usay block kar sakay ge.
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Thread on Federal Government:
The Federal Government has, including Civil Armed Forces but excluding Armed Forces, 565,082 employees. Out of that 26,481 are officers (BS 17-22) i.e. 4.7% of total strength. 1/7
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Twenty years from now Babar Azam will be our PM, my goal in life is to become his Naeemul Haque as soon as he launches his own party because baad ma boss competition bht barh jaye ga.
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Ye kaisi zindage ha css kar k bhe roz paani ki bottle mjhe hi change karni parti hai !
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Thread:
I have audited more than ten NGOs during my articleship. I ve worked part time with contractors who supplied goods only to these IPs/INGOs. It is so amusing to see their senior leadership give lectures of austerity & accountability to civil servants
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All good things must come to an end. After an incredible 4-year journey at Finance Division, it's time to say goodbye (at least for the time being). So many experiences, so much learning🌟 Grateful to all who made it special.
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To begin with, we should stop kidding ourselves. There is a mob lynching every month in this country and we want to become a tourist destination.
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Islamabad's temperature has dropped from 42 to 28 in a matter of few hours. The weather has responded to our growth oriented budget 😀
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I ll vote for whoever promises to:
1. Remove all kinds of untargeted subsidies
2. Not enforce any kind of stupid price controls and let free markets determine prices
3. Promote competition
4. Not give any tax amnesties to real estate
5. Keep a weak currency
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Everyone involved in the negotiations deserves a medal. This is no mean feat. We just avoided an economic nuclear strike.
Barrick and the governments of Pakistan and Balochistan have reached agreement on a framework that provides for the reconstitution of the Reko Diq project in the country’s Balochistan province. $GOLD $ABX
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I dont understand Pakistani thinkers and policy makers fascination with ‘out of the box’ solutions and ‘game-changer’ projects. The solution is in the box, not out of it. The box is Constitution of Pakistan and Economics 101. 1/2
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پیارے بچو اپنا دل پڑھائی میں لگائیں، کاروبار کتنا ہی چھوٹے پیمانے پر ہو کرنے کی کوشش کریں، بعد میں اگر سرکاری نوکری کرنا چاہتے ہیں تو بیشک کریں مگر سارا دن ٹویٹر پر اپنا ایک ایک افسر پکڑ کر اُنکے پوسٹس کی نیچے اے خدا میرے ابو سلامت رھیں نہ کیا کریں، کچھ حاصل نہیں ہونا
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I remember telling one of the CSS interviewers that one of the reasons I wanted to switch from my current job to public sector is that I am sick of looking at numbers all day long and here we are 🤣
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Bhakts crying in the replies haha ‘Sir we also support you sir, why is our flag not there’ 😂
🇺🇸🇦🇱🇦🇺🇦🇹🇧🇦🇧🇷🇧🇬🇨🇦🇨🇴🇨🇾🇨🇿🇬🇪🇩🇪🇬🇹🇭🇳🇭🇺🇮🇹🇱🇹🇲🇩🇳🇱🇲🇰🇵🇾🇸🇮🇺🇦🇺🇾
Thank you for resolutely standing with 🇮🇱 and supporting our right to self defense against terrorist attacks.
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In Pakistan's best interest, we should have elections ASAP. No party has simple majority. Our problems require a super majority. Coalitions with so many parties are not a 'going concern'. There will always be uncertainity. Investors and markets hate uncertainity.
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Lets see how many non Punjabis made to the top of Pak Army:
1. Ayub Khan
2. Gul Hassan Khan
3. Musa Khan
4. Mirza Aslam Beg
5. Abdul Waheed Kakar
6. Jehangir Karamat
7. Pervez Musharaf
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This article by Feroz Ahmed provides some insights about the relationship between ethnicity, class, & the state. The Punjabi elite dominate the military, the landowning class & the business elite. The other groups vary in terms of power in all 3 areas.
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I want the kind of confidence President Ghani has. The man does not have writ over 85% of his country and he is laying claim over areas of Pakistan
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You guys are really naive to pin your hopes on individuals who are driven only by desire for power. No matter who wins/loses, life for the average citizen will sadly remain miserable.
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By now everyone has watched those horrific videos from Isb. This is not an isolated event. TikTok is full of videos of such gangsters displaying prohibited bore weapons, wild animals, millions in cash, tinted vehicles with police lights. Most are from Pindi/Isb.
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Anyone who remotely agrees or tries to defend CCPO's remarks about the woman who was raped, aap rapist jitne baray laanti hien.
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Hamid Mir has something personal against the second law of thermodynamics
A student of National University of Technology Islamabad is following
@elonmusk
he told me that Musk is going for Hydrogen cars and this student is also trying to make the same Hydrogen car in Pakistan.This car will replace EVs. Hydrogen gas will come out of water.
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So i told this old chacha at office to register for vaccine as soon they open it for 50 plus (hes almost sixty) and he was like vaccine makes you impotent, i wont get it (he has 7 kids). I was like tu tay ho hi jaawien tay changa ay.
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Why this project and the G-7 underpass got priority over repair of IJP road that has been pending for a decade now?
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I would never get why some people take an eternity in an ATM. It should never take more than a minute, at worst two.
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I was today years old when i realized that Ferozepur road is called that because it takes you to ferozepur (india) from lahore
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After more than a year long exercise, Cabinet today approved the SOE Bill, prepared by our Wing at Finance Division, for introduction into parliament.
This new law will dramatically improve governance of SoEs which at the moment are in losses of 100s of billions.
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سول سروس میں آنے سے پہلے لگتا تھا کے سرکاری افسران صرف ان فائلز پر تیزی سے کام کرتے ہیں جن میں زاتی فائدہ ہو، میں آپ سب کو یقین دلانا چاہتا ہوں ک یہ سراسر جھوٹ ہے ، ان پر بھی نہیں کرتے، 🤭
چھ مہینے سے سن رہے ہیں کے تنخواہ میں اضافے کی فائل چل پڑی ہے، منزل پر پہنچ ہی نہیں رہی😂😂!
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I think I should ask AGPR to directly credit my salary to FoodPanda. Mai jo thori thori kar k saari unhe de deta houn, acha ha ek sath hi chali jaye.
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Pakistanis may have a hard time accepting this but none of our batsmen are capable of playing an innings like the one Kohli played today. Our batsmen can score hundreds, win matches but not this type of innings.
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A short beautiful story !
Me to Naib Qasid: Yaar aaj khana nahe khana, i am not well
Naib qasid: sir ma aaj apne ghar se payee laya wa houn
Me: Do Naan ley aaa nichay sey !
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A chacha at the Kirayana store just explained to me how Imraan ney state bank angrezaan day hawaalay kar dita ay putar
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Also while we are on the subject of Usman Mirza, one of the reasons I don't get excited about local governments in Pakistan is because it is mostly thugs like him that come to power in Union councils.
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Why are people like ‘cant wait for 2020 to be over’? Bro the earth is completing one orbit around the sun and thats it. its not like we are magically going to have immunity against covid from tomorrow. Neither is world hunger going down or Pak cricket going up.
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کچھ لوگ واقعے ہی بڑ ے پسماندہ علاقوں میں رہتے ہوئے تیاری کرتے ہیں اور مقابلے کا امتحان پاس کرتے ہیں مگر کچھ ایسے بھی ہیں جو صرف عید کہ عید پاپا کی پراڈو میں گاؤں جاتے ہیں مگر پھر بھی یہ ٹویٹ کرنے سے باز نہیں آتے میں اپنے گاؤں کا پہلا لڑکا ہوں جسنے css پاس کیا ہے!
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Just got back to Pakistan and happy to learn that Faysal Bank has charged me PKR 300 as international transaction fee on every transaction. Even if for a transaction that was not worth PKR 300. Hows your day going?
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Iftikhar Chauhdary's judgements have costed national exchequer way more than the alleged accumulated corruption by government officials since 1947.
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House hunting for the past one month. Every landlord refuses to get into a govt hiring contract. I assured all of them that I would pay advance in cash, if their apprehension is late payment by Govt. Turns out, payments are not a problem,nobody wants to declare income & pay taxes
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In todays special of what the fuck css, the examiner asked if you can get lyme disease and i quote ‘by having sex with someone’. He could have asked if its a STD but he wanted to go full crazy and another option was ‘by kissing’. Shukar ha bhai hum ne achay waqto ma kar lia.
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One year ago. We graduated from Civil Services Academy.
One Life - One CTP
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My only flex is I witnessed all of this live. I was smoking on the rooftop of my office when he smashed into the police picket outside State Life Building. I left everything like a true Pakistani and ran outside to see whats happening.
Wife of Colonel might be forgotten but this guy has a separate fan base
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Fakher Zaman and Hasan Ali both need to go play domestic cricket for a year and then earn their place back in the team. Have been given enough chances.
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just your daily reminder that this is what i see from my office's window !
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this just popped on fb memories!
delivering a lecture on finance for non-finance back when i was not paid by your taxes
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The Rawat boys actually played it smart. They sent in a few boys, offered the KFC defenders a bait and made them step outside, once they did there was a company waiting outside to unleash hell upon them. Thats pretty Sun Tzu, if you ask me.
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CA kar raha tha to paper ramazan ma ajatay thay, naukri kar raha houn to budget season ramazan ma ajata hai.
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The fixation of petroleum prices needs to be depoliticized and OGRA, through an act of parliament, should be made the final authority for determining prices with no involvement of any ministry or the PMO. It would work to everyones advantage, govts will be able to blame OGRA.
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Many people in power, especially those at the top, need to understand that their job is to provide solutions, not just explain the cause of problems.
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There is too much negativity on twitter these days. Here is something that might cheer you guys up : This year eid will be on a weekend and we will get max one day off other than the weekend.
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Our civil service on X really needs to read the room.The people are struggling in every sense of the word. Our tax-gdp is amongst the worst in the region. The little we collect, we waste on building roads for the rich & funding bankrupt SOEs, among other wasteful expenditures.1/2
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I usually stay away from political tweets but as a resident of Pindi, I have the right to remind all the HR champs that Mustafa Nawaz is the nephew of Taji,cousin of Farukh & son of Haji Nawaz.He heads the political wing of the family that is well known for their services to HR.
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Indias richest people are in the businesses of telecommunication, software services, steel, pharmaceuticals, chemicals and manufacturing of all kinds. Our richest guys, with the exception of few, make money either from housing societies or t-bills.
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All of you leeches using my netflix for the past 6 years, its time to return the favour. My bank has gone Islamic and hence stopped payments to Netflix. So all 80 of us are going to lose access to it soon.
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I dont want to say but many of you are congratulating fake ids for qualifying CSS.
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Bht londay is trend ki waja se dms ma slide kar k phr zaleel hongey.
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Css aspirants one month into their History of USA preparation 😂😂
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My only problem with our asset declarations being made public is that people will find out how poor I am.
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Why are our people so angry on twitter all the time? Why does everyone want to police everyone else? Ye kiun bol dia? Wo kiun kar dia? Uski soch meri tarah nahe hai , islea usko sazaye maut honi chahiye !
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Breaking: File photo of the Section Officer of 46th CTP behind the theft of 1000 Visas from Italian Embassy 😋
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