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@taadelodun
Lmaoo. I got my visa 10am, rushed to the market to buy things 2pm, booked my flight as well, left the country 11pm, same day.
No time to waste before they change their mind 🤣
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Girls that have dated & have been spoiled by rich yahoo boys or sugar daddies need mental rehabilitation before they can be content with a normal working class man…
I said what I said!
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No Bad Vibes outchea! Laycon killed this song 100%. Another banger for the streets.
#SenselessByLaycon
#SenselessByLaycon
#bbnaija2020
#BBNaija
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Not all Men are after sex and not all women are after money. Some just need love. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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From VPNs to Google Authenticator.
UAR go turn all of us to app developers las las
#TwitterBan
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@alphafeemale008
@taadelodun
That’s the same way UK Border Police was shook. They had to delay me at the airport, run some checks to make sure the vignette was valid and I wasn’t some criminal 🤣.
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Teach your daughters that loyalty doesn’t mean take unlimited pain from broken men.
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😂Nigerians have taken this whole
#Peruzzi
vs.
#Pamilerin
incident to a whole new level. 👌
Congratulations 🎊 Obalende Travis Scott, Ikorodu Wizkid, Frustrated Rema 🤣 🤣 🤣 haba! How many names? 🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️
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If you have to remind him you are a spec, trust me, you are not his spec.
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Apart from seeing my post without engaging it, which other wickedness do you have?!🙄
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I don't know why you want him to continue giving you attention after saying "No" to his proposal. 🤷🏾♂️ 🤷🏾♂️
Why?!
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Telling me you miss me, won’t get you laid..... use your words dear lol. What exactly do you want?
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Cleaning my ear with cotton buds gives me “eargasms”, I am not the only one on this table. 😂 😂 😂
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Don’t tell me how lucky I am to have you in my life... let me be the judge of that...
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If you don't like to attract shitty men, don't do things that only shitty men fall for.
I said what I said!
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That stage when almost all your friends have wedded. 😫😫😫 owanbe everywhere and I am still single to stupor 😢 😭 😢 ...
Raise your hands ✌🏽 if you are single to stupor, my soulmate is on your TL.
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When some Christians have this take on secular music. I always advise them to stop watching secular movies too, stick mount zion films.
Also, don’t read secular books or novels too. Why read Robert Kyosaki, when you have books by Apostle Paul … 😏
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@geebee016
@jayythedope
You sef, why will you say “it’s his duty” 🤷🏾♂️… it’s not!
She no get papa?
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Dear, abeg dey comot AirPods for ear and nosemasks for nose before you mess inside bus, next time.
Abeg!! 🙏 😩
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One hour online class on Zoom. You still opened Porn*hub & XxXtube on another tab. 😪🙆🏽♀️🙆🏽♀️... There is no vaccine for your konji!!! 😭💔
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Being a female upcoming artiste in a male dominated industry is soo harddd.
Imagine getting constant dick offers from practically everybody around you. 😢 😭 😢
From your own Manager, to Label Owner, DJs, Show Promoters, even blogger. They all wanna donate the dick 😢 😭😫
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To say that someone is not as ‘GENEROUS’ as you would wish them to be is okay . 🤗 👌
However, I think whenever people use the word ‘STINGY’ to label anybody, such comes from a place of entitlement.
I said what I said! 💯
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Fine boys are easy to forgive, not that bae offends you, look at his face and it makes you more upset. Lol.
#LifeinUnilorin
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Sleeping with your Ex doesn’t add to your body count now 🤷♀️, does it?
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It’s okay to make the first move sometimes. Guys can be shy too 🙈.
Come talk to me, instead of staring at me. 🤩
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You are in trouble, you need a lawyer. Who do you call?
Annalise Keating or Harvey Specter????
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A lot of people are addicted to the idea of being in relationship.
It is a drug for you because you are emotionally dependent & reliant on other people for happiness.
Be the source of your own happiness. It is a choice, you can be single & happy.
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Cuppy's album has Omah Lay and Rema on one song.
One word, FANTABULOUS!🤯😍
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Understand the law of attraction. (SHORT THREAD)
It's a universal law that states that we possess the ability to attract into our lives whatever we are focusing on. The Law of Attraction uses the power of the mind to materialize whatever is in our thoughts into reality.
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I’m all outchea WORKING to attract money, but someone be over there, PRAYING to attract ME & MY money. 😂 🤦🏾♂️
This life no balance.
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Congratulations to Laycon on his appointment as Ogun State Youth Ambassador. You deserve this win and many more.
Back to Room 306, I heard the hotel is Bekadims Hotel, Ilorin. 😂
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I don’t know what y’all think being
#Atikulated
is the way out. I mean the Fowl was Vice President for 8 years still Adamawa State, his home state didn’t enjoy dividends of democracy thru. him. 🤷♀️
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When was the last time somebody friend zoned you? 🤷♀️
Be honest!!!
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My Brothers & Sister’s, Please 🙏 stop tolerating rubbish all in the name of nobody knows 👃 tomorrow.
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As you still dey suck your mama breast, shey you know say milk don cost?
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as long as Twitter doesn’t show when we’re online, I’ll be okay
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No be everywhere dem dey find woman. Sometimes to get woman, e be “man know man”.
Think am!
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Shey una say time Na money 💰
Oya I wan sell 4 hours own
Serious buyers only 😂
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Your boyfriend of two weeks is now the pillar of your life...
Aunty! You didn’t even allow the cement to dry. 😂 😩
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ONE serious relationship can make you lose all your flirting skills... Do you agree?
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@vibes_kay
Did once. Back in my undergrad.
Life-changing experience my guy!
When you get out of such a relationship, Sex will feel like a hand-shake to you. Nothing new.
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Jude na Agege Anthony Joshua, Onyi na Olosho (Cheap version).
She is just lucky to have Twitter on her side because Jude
@perfectskones
was dumb enough to hit her.
Moving on; Thunder Fire anybody that tries to form relationship/motivational speaker on my TL.
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If you pray for a better tomorrow, without working towards it first, you are wasting prayer points.
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Laycon's story of grace is a classic example of "Talent meets platform", "Opportunity meets preparation". God bless
#BBNaija
, icons & every young creative hustling for a breakthrough, keep on, grace will find you soon x.
Stream
#SenselessByLaycon
today
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@iamtimibanks
@Mz_okikiola
@thepamilerin
@frankdonga_
@NotJustSalman
@thepottvmedia
@VictoriaArinze
@Misterkobz
Me that I have been crushing on you since day zero... 🤷♀️
Shebi you no send me that time. Anyway I am sorry for your lost. RIP to your Ex o
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I don’t know who needs to hear this,
Your boyfriend broke up with you and ran away because he went for special prayers and he was told you are a SERPENT 🐍 in the spirit world.
Shocking right??? 🤷♀️ You need deliverance
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@ForeignTosin
I refuse to believe you this jpeg on your phone waiting for the right moment to use it 😂😂
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Neo & Vee needs to start a reality show after
#BBNaija
😂😂😂
Laycon | Kiddrica |
#BBNaijaLockdown
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Talking about first date together, and he mentions, “will you come over to my place”...
I am lost 🤷♀️, are you living in Zoo, Cinema, or kitchen of popular restaurant?
#101ThingsIReallyHate
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Every girl has that one guy that text her more than her boyfriend 😩😂
I lie?
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Men will literally run for president instead of going to therapy.
Ask Buhari, he can relate
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I heard Praise saw Kaisha kissing Neo, and that's why Vee & Neo are quarreling. They are not even sleeping in the same room tonight, talk less of same bed 😪😪.
Laycon is the only family friend that can save this ship.
#BBNaijaLockdown
#BBNaija
#BBNajia
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Getting married to a rich woman is awesome. You will both live in peace and HerMoney. 😂😂
Agree?
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“Sugarcane is sweet but no one swallows it!!! there are some people you must spit out of your life no matter how much you like them”.
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Sneakers of 10k, you say na 47k, you con dey ask me “Are you there?”
If Na you, you go dey there? 😁😏
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So Guys ‘Must’ Fetch You , Take You Out , Take You Home , Make You Cum , Spoil You , Feed You And GIVE You MONEY ??
Haha!!! Aunty what are you ready to do for yourself???
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Sliding into DMs on Twitter is dangerous something. No matter how slippery and smooth the road is, BROS! get a grip.
Ladies will embarrass youuu 😪😪😪
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