Brandalf the Blonde
@xb0shi3x
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#Twitch , #Cosplayer , Foster MILF, Dominatrix of Whatever. Video Gamer. Tiefling Warlock she/her #ttrpger Business email: xb0shi3x @gmail .com
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I have some cool new followers, so…
Where you can find me…
Appreciate any likes/retweets.
My patreon has a pg13 tier for cosplay, as well as lewd if you like Elf ears & butts.
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I really like Dungeons and Dragons.
I have tried a lot of ttrpgs, during my podcasting days.
But, DnD feels like home to me.
😳👉👈
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It is with a heavy heart that I tell you all I am officially disowning my two year old niece. She puts ranch dressing on her blueberry waffles, and even after all my years playing DnD & video games I'm not mentally prepared me to deal with this monstrosity.
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Running a social group on giving advice.
Scenario: I wasn’t picked for a team in recess. What should I do?
Kid: Ms. Brandi, maybe you should just join a Dungeons & Dragons club.
I am dead. He totally came for me, and it was amazing.
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I don't have a controller handy, and my DnD book is too big to fit in my mouth. Is this still an okay gamer grill thirst trap?
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I just got a phone call, and I got the job if I want it. ❤️
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Communication is key!! Please, normalize saying, "Do you need to vent right now or are we problem solving?"
Sometimes people just need an ear, and not unsolicited advice.
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I quit.
Message sent.
It's not professional, but neither is she.
Blocking her number now.
She doesn't get to upset me or affect me anymore.
New chapter starting now...
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Oh my, so many new friends, say hi so I can follow! I'm Bo. I like DnD, hmm you knew that..
I am a foster mom to a Goblin.
I like video games...
My ever growing family of pets.
I am as wholesome as any internet thot can be - check out my butt on Patreon.
I cuss a lot, sorry.
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My nephew is over and he just called me BranDnD and I have no idea why I never thought of that.
I used to be on a ttrpg podcast.
I goofed.
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Feeling pretty with no make up and unbrushed hair. ❤️
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My friend
@GreyhawkMike
told me my Half Orc cosplay of my character needed a teeth necklace so some clay and paint later I made one, and I love it. 😍
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Guys, I got to spend the day with my brother and he's presently sober, and it's all I could've asked for. ♥️
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I am insanely busy today. But, I thought I'd share some amazing news. We are moving into the adoption phase.
It will take forever, but FG will be my son.
Told you guys Halloween is my holiday. ♥️
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I am hot, tired, and the only one in the facility dressed like a damn fool, but it makes my residents laugh. So for as long as my costumes last, I will keep dressing silly/cute to make my residents smile.
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Since everyone on my feed is at a renfaire. I am doing casual elven shit at home.
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Don't know who did this, but I want to be their best friend.
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PSA: Hug your local Elves (or buy them alcohol), it's Christmas time and we are not okay.
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Ya girl has a job interview for a Behavior Technician working with autistic children. ❤️❤️ It's an hour away, but I am excited to see what they have to say. Wish me luck. ❤️❤️
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Our first matching outfits, but it was purely accidental.
Happy Friday, friends.
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Have potentially two job opportunities. They both start at $16hr. I was making $12, while being miserable.
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I decided to wear a dress (WITH POCKETS!) for no reason, and I feel cute.
Validate me. 😝
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This will be my first Mother's Day! Technically I'm a foster mom, but I hope someday for my "gotcha day."
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Someone told me it's
#Swordtember
and I was practicing renfaire hair, so I snapped a pic.
Now on to work.
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You know what you did.
If you tell the truth, I'll go easy on you.
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Ayo, it's my name day.
I am 32 years young.
A few birthday wishes in the links below?
Follow twitch or insta?
Sub to Patreon or twitch?
Or maybe a Ko-Fi?
Retweet this. ❤️🧁🎂
Pleaasseee!?!
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Does someone need a master? 🎲
Well, you're gonna have to look elsewhere, cause I have only DM'd once for
@SaltyGamerNerd
. I'm not confident in my abilities.
#dnd
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Who has two thumbs and is getting a second round interview.
P.S. I didn't mess up timezones, he did.
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Just a woman and her Frost Giant on this lovely Saturday. ❤️
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Patreon might be late, but forgive me...
I WAS OFFICIALLY ADOPTING A FROST GIANT!
So proud to be your mom! ❤️
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Goodwill shirt my coworkers decided I had to have. Could be a nice and cool shirt for hot renfaire days, though. ❤️
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Left in my closet, mine now.
Did I miss hot girls in blazers or?
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I'm not usually this risque on main, but oh well. When I'm not doing casual Elven shit, I'm going paid Elven shit on $🌳on. Give me your money.
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I passed my exam, and a kindergartner just gave me my favorite colored lego.
This is a good Monday.
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Boss just called me, I get 6 weeks fully paid off when I adopt my Frost Giant! ❤️❤️
We used to get it through FMLA, but it was a pain.
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Locking down my profile for a bit. I have a job interview I won't get, but just in case!
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I think people liked me better when I tweeted non-stop about ttrpgs.
I am going to put my booty on ttrpg books, scenes, maps, etc for this months Patreon.
Muahahahahaha
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Apple Fest day! Apparently my FG has watched so much Rango it's affecting my clothing choices.
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Dad was in a serious work accident today. Severed his thumb/hand/ligaments and the main worry is his cut artery.
At present they are looking to transfer but 3 hospitals and counting are full.
Send good vibes or say something to whatever God(s).
He's strong af
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Oh deer, it's Monday already.
Have a Goodberry.
We may stay nourished for today's journey.
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Clever thing here to generate traffic to my pay🌲on.
XoXo, Gossip Girl
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Sweet dreams, platform I used to love, but now only stick around for fear of losing my online friends.
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Sharing some good news from yesterday:
For the first time ever, my FG grabbed my hand, pulled me off the couch, signed and said “eat”. It’s the first time he ever told me he was hungry independently.
My whole heart is bursting!
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Good thing I'm super good at hiding my emotions otherwise work would be awful today.
Sigh.
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I woke up looking like Trelawney and Hagrid had a love child..
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Finally feeling better! Accidentally turned my hair blue the other day, don't worry about it.
Loving this sunshine. 🌿☀️
Thank you all for the birthday wishes. ♥️
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I decided to take today off of work, because I am exhausted and overwhelmed.
My boss called me for a mental health check, because she's the kindest human, and because that's how weird it is I am off work.
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Hi, where the fuck are we going, Twitter? Y'all dipping without me?! 😭
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Could potentially adopt my FG by next summer. Not trying to be hopeful, but ya. ❤️
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Feel like I don't know Twitter anymore.
I used to love the community of ttrpgs/ gaming, even before the shit storm that is Twitter now, it's felt off, vindictive, & divided.
Feels very much like when I started to be interested in DnD, but "didn't look the part."
I miss you.
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"Do you only own Marvel and gaming shirts?"
Unfortunately, no.
Good morning.
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Hey all, I see your messages. I appreciate any of you that take the time to talk to me. I have lost my muchness, and at capacity for peopling.
I promise they mean a lot to me, I am just giving all myself to work and my family right now, and I’m running on empty.
<3 <3
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Pretty sure I can modify this to make a warrior Fiona cosplay! 😂❤️
My foster milf life is affecting my cosplay. 😂😂
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Today I officiated my dad's funeral. I am proud of the crazy send off I gave him.
Pickle shots and chainsaws at a cemetery probably woke some bodies up.
Brother said I had to as well, first pull started right up - dad had to have helped me. Lil bro making sure I was safe.
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Yesterday was entirely too wholesome.
I need something more uncouth today.
*Teabags* or if you're gonna be difficult *twat squat*
Game over, boys.
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Due to Covid I haven't seen my immunocompromised grandpa in years. When my grandma died she wrote me a letter - I got it at her funeral. The end was signed p.s. take care of grandpa.
He finally gets to meet his grandson tomorrow. ❤️❤️
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All my coworkers bailed, but I'm going to the gym. The shirt says it all, though.
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Hi, I'm sad as fuck & so worried, but I am doing the damn thing. I guess. 🤷🏼♀️
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Day two in this shirt, think they'll notice if I wear it to work again tomorrow?
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Okay, who is coming over to play?
My friends spoil me. ❤️
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