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if u msg random strangers asking if they sell content when their page advertises nothing of the sort, u need to seek help perhaps even get admitted into a mental hospital i’m so serious
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a female sapd officer once searched a woman’s vehicle and didn’t find anything so she proceeded to do an unconsented vaginal cavity search on the woman and pulled out the woman’s tampon, in public on the side of the road in front of several male officers. so i’d go with the bear
Would you rather be pulled over by a female cop or run into a bear in the woods?
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no shade but expecting any activism from a celebrity is kind of silly idk im not saying we should excuse them for being silent but ultimately many of them are still hoarding money and resources so like ofc they’re not gonna show any kind of empathy for real issues…
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wish i could just be hot in peace without dudes being fucking creepy to me
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dragonfly landed on my phone while i was recording float on (‘:
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idk who needs to hear this but it’s ok to think all presidents are bad and useless
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sending suic*dal thoughts to all perverts so if u feel like k*lling urself that was me
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the only thing that sucks about not being able to see ppl’s likes anymore is that it will be harder for me to determine if a man is a weirdo creepy fucking pervert or not so i can block them. ig i will just be going off pure vibes now :p
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when a white person’s last name is “white” it’s just like damn ok we get it
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remember when hulu used to be free to watch with ads and now u have to pay to still have ads
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forgot to take the meat out the freezer for dinner tn so now i gotta beat my own ass :/
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enough traveling i’m ready to stay home with my cats for the rest of the year
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maybe its just because im mexican but i think its soooo crazy to put ur purse on the floor
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i always see ppl talking abt how their cats get upset with them when they come back from a trip but mine always get all over me when i’m back so maybe ur cats don’t rly fw u like that idk
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the original brat
finding what makes you happy and sticking with it 💚💚💚
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how do yall make working out not suck i’m so serious that shit is so boring and i always hate it no matter how long i’ve been keeping up the routine
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anyways end celebrity worship none of them care about u or any of us 🙏
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having my own apartment is cool and all but i think the best part of being an adult is buying my own capri sun all for me and drinking as much of them as i want
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being 25+ talking ugly to ppl on a burner account is craaaaazyy
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if u a straight man going to the club to just to stand on the dancefloor scoping out women ima need u to just stay home dawg like u actually scaring the hoes
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as a man who is not my boyfriend do not send me no fucking kissing face emojis that’s disgusting and ur breath prolly stink too
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