Lauren Elizabeth🌹
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Writer. Healthcare is a human right. Go Bills. #BillsMafia
📍Northern NY
Joined May 2012
I will never, ever forgive the Democratic Party for organizing more effectively against Bernie Sanders than they ever have against the GOP.
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Nah, I'm sorry. There is objectively no reason for Patrick Mahomes to even be on this list at all this season so far, let alone number one. Like AT ALL.
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Do NOT fly your dogs if you can avoid it, and especially not with @united. I definitely would not trust them with mine. Spread this.
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They’ve cut to Eminem multiple times I wonder why no one’s complaining
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Guys. I just organized my coworkers and we’re demanding $15 an hour. What have we got to lose?.
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"I got rid of everything that reminded me of what we shared & left. He loved my long hair & he hated bangs. So I cut bangs & also my ends."
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You almost gotta admire Joe Biden’s nerve calling Cuba a failed state and Communism a universally failed system when we have seven year olds selling lemonade to pay for their brain surgery.
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Bernie Sanders breaks my heart. He is going to be fighting for us until his end, and that genuinely makes me wanna cry. Every time I see him I think about what we could have had. God I miss feeling that hope.
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Respectfully putting a QB on an MVP list let alone at the top, who has thrown about as many TD passes as he has INTs and may have just narrowly avoided blowing out the knee of his best WR, is ridiculous.
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I just published Please Stop Donating Money to the Democratic Party.
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I just published After what happened in Buffalo, I don’t want to hear ‘vote blue no matter who’ again.
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The "all lives matter", "police risk their lives to help us" starter pack http://t.co/SfLmRttRuz.
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Josh Allen knew he was gonna be robbed and decided to give the league the middle finger and go to a trivia night instead of NFL Honors. My QB1, I am so proud of you. That’s OUR MVP. #BillsMafia
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It’s official 🥹 Joe Brady doesn’t want to leave 17 and this offense. A group of guys 110% bought in, ten draft picks, and a healthy cap. RUNNING. THAT. SHIT. BACK. #BillsMafia
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She is literally just existing, having fun at a football game with her friends and supporting her boyfriend. Why do you care so much? Jesus. .
Is there anything more annoying than Taylor Swift at a football game? 👇
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My Mom called. My grandpa passed away in his sleep this morning. I’m trying to get ready to drive down but I’m just in complete shock. Hug your loved ones and tell them you love them. 💔.
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On a real note I can’t imagine it felt great for Brittany to see Hailee get a ring after a little over a year when she dated Josh for a very long time and he didn’t propose, but publicly commenting calling him a brain dead CTE athlete is…yikes.
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Remember how Biden campaigned on a public option? Has he even mentioned it since?.
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Punished for treating his condition with weed more than a man filmed beating his wife? I fucking hate the NFL.
NFL suspends Bills' Seantrel Henderson, who has used weed to treat Crohn's disease, 10 games:
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Whenever James Cook posts his ads you WILL find his teammates in the comments giving him shit every time and I’m here for it 😂. #BillsMafia
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So Ryan Clark really did not like having his own words used against him and being exposed as a hypocrite, did he?! 😅.
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Keon Coleman, please be okay.Keon Coleman, please be okay .Keon Coleman, please be okay. #BillsMafia
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“I don’t know how you turn on Josh Allen’s tape, and the first thing that comes out of your mouth is overrated.”. Whew. TELL EM. 😮💨 #BillsMafia. #BillsMafia
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Josh is fun in this, but watch Spencer Brown. That man would run through a wall for his quarterback, and I’m so grateful he’s a Bill. 💙🙏 #BillsMafia .
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“He came at me so fast, I had to throw it.”. -Lamar Jackson on the sideline about Matt Milano after his INT.
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Beane said Terrel Bernard had tears in his eyes they told him he wasn’t playing against the Chiefs in the playoffs last year. Gotta imagine having an AFC DPOW level night and being the one to close out the game was pretty special for him. 🥹💙 #BillsMafia
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I am so, so nervous for Sunday. I just want it for this group so bad.
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@ChiefsNana No, I don’t hate him. At all. He just objectively does not belong on this list lol.
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Bernie absolutely needs to block the appointment of Neera Tanden.
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🙏🕯️Prayer circle for Christian Benford, Matt Milano, and Taylor Rapp 🕯️🙏
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I have absolutely no ill will towards Stefon Diggs. He wanted out because he was no longer the number one guy. Is what it is. But man, it honestly makes me appreciate how Knox took Kincaid under his wing and took a pay cut to stay with the team even more. 💙 #BillsMafia
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Josh Allen is 100% going to be a player that the media continues to overlook until he’s retired and gone from the league.
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Idk I just want Micah Hyde and Jordan Poyer to get a ring before they retire
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“Dont talk to my quarterback. Don’t talk to 17. Don’t talk to him.”. My god, make Dion Dawkins a Bill for life. Holy shit. Whew. 🙏😮💨🔥 #BillsMafia
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OBAMA crushed occupy wall street. OBAMA crushed the standing rock protests. OBAMA crushed the Ferguson protests. OBAMA ended Bernie's campaign. OBAMA stopped athletes from striking. OBAMA only comes out of his multi-million dollar mansion to end any meaningful chance at change.
So apparently Barack Obama is somehow still pulling the strings even though he is not the president anymore lol.
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I think the second this introductory press conference happened we all should have known the Bills would have the best vibes in the NFL this season. #BillsMafia
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BEANE.
𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐎𝐑:.The Browns are expected to trade disgruntled WR Amari Cooper before the Nov. 5th trade deadline. The team is looking for a 3rd round pick.
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OMG. Our admin and boss pulled us all to talk, apologized PROFUSELY for a miscommunication in HIS boss’ end, said we were “indispensable”, and we’re making more than $15 an hour. I could cry. Holy. Shit.
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I can’t stop watching this. Fred Warner just standing back, hands on his hips processing what happened kills me. 😭. #BillsMafia.
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#WhiteGirlsDoItBetter complain that its racist to call them a cracker, but say "it's a free country" when they want to say the n word.
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Josh Allen’s odds for MVP went UP after votes were turned in. Yeah, it’s a lock. 😌🙏 #BillsMafia
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Wait, do we get to watch the Ravens lose to the Bills on Hard Knocks? 🥹.
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Oh my god make him a Bill for life 😭.
Amari Cooper on being in Buffalo: . “It’s absolutely amazing. Honestly, I’ve been waiting my whole life to be on a team like this… I’m in Year 10. And so, what’s most important to me is winning. And so, I think we definitely have the formula.”. I love this man #BillsMafia
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Josh Allen: *expresses how uncomfortable it made him and Hailee when they were photographed making out in Mexico*. Josh Allen: *ducks one camera in Paris*. Someone in the media: *LOOK HOW HE TREATS HAILEE NO WONDER STEFON DIGGS WANTS OUT OF BUFFALO*. Unreal.
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Dawson watched the Bills trade up to draft a player at his position in the 1st round, handled it with nothing but class, and said he prays he can spend his career with JA and the Bills. Basically took a pay cut to ensure he gets at least 2 more years. Let’s leave him outta this.
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They’re giving some people $15 an hour and not us? Nah fuck that. This place wouldn’t have its five star rating or make it through covid without us.
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Good morning #BillsMafia. It’s victory Monday, so here’s Kincaid saying f*ck your fines and talking his shit. 😌
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“Stefon Diggs is a Texan. Derrick Henry is a Raven. Aaron Rodgers returns. Tua Tagovailoa got paid. Bills fans are in shambles.”. Nah, I promise. vibes are alllllll good over here! 🤷♀️😂 #BillsMafia
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Remember when CJ Stroud listed himself as a top 5 QB and left Allen off the list? 😂.
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Remembering, once again, how CJ called himself a top 5 QB, left Josh Allen off the list then amended it to add him. below himself.
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Remember when Dolphins and Jets fans were talking shit acting like it was nothing that the Bills beat the Cardinals?. Guess it’s not for everybody, is it?. #BillsMafia
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Micah’s actually gonna get me emotional man this was PERFECT 😭🔥. I love this team so much. #BillsMafia
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My coworkers and I are nurse’s aides in a different department, but every single day we help CNAs on the floor for HOURS, and they’re gonna deny us that raise? We basically said they pay it, or we’re not helping on the floor anymore. They RELY on us, and they know it.
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I’ve watched it from every angle and I think this one’s my favorite. That yell afterwards! MVP. 😤🔥 #BillsMafia
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“He can beat you with his mind, he can beat you with his arm, and he can beat you with his legs”. LOVE this from Sean McVay. Respect. 💙🫡
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Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but anyone else getting the impression Joe Brady’s not in a hurry to leave?.
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Them: "NOT ALL MEN".Trump: *makes disgusting comments about sexually assaulting women*.Them: "all men talk like that!".Me:
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I need some Bills fans to realize there is absolutely no scenario where Micah Hyde is taking the field this weekend, or in the SB if they advance. He was not brought in to play. He came back to coach up the rook, and be a part of what’s happening. #BillsMafia
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Leading up to this Tre said he was seeing what happened to Hamlin every time he closed his eyes. Poyer was going home at night wondering if football was worth it. Knox lost his brother months before seeing his teammate die on the field. “Privileged” .“Swept under the rug”. 🖕.
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Tyrel Dodson leaving got more of a reaction from his former Bills teammates than Diggs. I’m just sayin.
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Takeaways from TB’s mic’d up:.1) It’s obvious within the first 30 seconds why he is one of only two captains. He is a leader in the purest form. 2) You can tell McD f*cking loves him 😂 . 3) TB and Milano DESERVE to play beside each other 🥹 #BillsMafia.
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I am fully prepared for heartbreak tonight, but no matter what happens it’s been such a joy to watch this team this season. I want it for this specific group so, so badly.
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You were snubbed. We appreciate you. 💙🙏.
@NFL 😂😂😂it be wild your best still ain’t enough but hey 🤷🏾♂️🤐.
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Stefon Diggs thought he could force his way out of Buffalo nine months after publicly saying he “100%” wants to retire a Bill, and expect fans not to be upset after years of having his back?. The f*cking audacity to like that tweet. Absolute clown. Man child.
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Sul saw and retweeted 🥹.
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Friendly reminder for #BillsMafia that we get Dalton Kincaid, Keon Coleman, Spencer Brown AND Matt Milano back after this upcoming weekend of stress free football with our team at 9-2. Who has it better rn?! 🥹
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Josh Allen's never, ever going to get any credit. Doesn't matter. Remember who we have. 🙏.
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Josh Allen's about to lose the MVP the exact same way Damar Hamlin lost the comeback player of the year award isn't he?.
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The New York Daily News has had enough and I'm loving it
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I want Rasul to retire a Bill so bad 😭.
Rasul Douglas earned his 3rd career sack at Bills practice today. I 'think' that's a 15-yard penalty for roughing the passer tho 🤣
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@SLCole85 obviously the best QB overall no question about it, but yeah. there is no reason for this this season so far lol.
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Well, it's official. The Bills are playing for the hats and t shirts on SNF. Handle business, go on a run. 🙏🔥 #BillsMafia
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My coworker has a two year old son. All I can think about is that almost two year old boy. This is going to be life changing for their little family 😭.
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So Diggs basically admitted he asked for a trade because he was no longer the focal point of the offense, lol. I don't even mean this as taking a shot I am GENUINELY curious how he's going to like being the third option in Texas.
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then take a shower.
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Alright, #BillsMafia who are we “rooting for” in the hate watch tonight?. Honestly, I kinda want the Patriots to beat the Jets 😂
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It’s kinda funny to me how #Chiefskingdom is more willing to acknowledge how special 17 is more than any other rival fanbase. The way Ravens fans talk about him is ridiculously disrespectful. They’re so mad he might actually get some recognition this year.
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The Super Bowl America deserves
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