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2 latina gremlins and our gorgeous mother
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i could put 2 guys in shorts in an olive garden and they'd say "call me by your name vibes ✨"
People are deeply divided over the “Call Me By Your Name” vibes in Pixar’s new animated film “Luca”
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thinking about this absolute fucking banger, in 2020
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straight girls doing poppers for the first time
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i just know she tweeted this and put her phone in that little 5G blocking pocket
Mexicans call it Junited states of America.. they not lieing.
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me trying to get the guy in the crowd to give me poppers
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i already wanna stream the song norman fucking rockwell on loop...
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big win for philadelphia drag community
The first trailer for ‘CHICKEN RUN 2’ has been released.
Releasing December 15 on Netflix.
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The selfie DL guys send when you ask for a face pic
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From asking me out during outfest outside of the leather bar after we blacked out only a few hours earlier to now... I'm proud to call you my thembo and i cant wait to dance till sunrise at the warehouse with u again 💕
Happy anniversary baby te amoooo
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nobody:
my mind when i go eat at the prestigious Olive Garden:
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came back from campout sexier and much sillier btw
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this tornado warning better not be a joke, I'm tryna get flewed out
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men on grindr blocking me after seeing i have a hairy ass
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are yall friends or are yall fucking or like partners or like no labels thing that will implode in a few weeks or like just a body on each other's roster or like eaters but just that one time or like-
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ALSO dont say people when you mean homosexual men 😭
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When I'm trying to pass someone on the street but we keep blocking each other
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Me trying to hold back the big breakdown that's been building all semester
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i think current me likes norman fucking rockwell as much as middle school/high school me loved born to die...
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some people have it so deeply ingrained in their minds that violence is and always will be unlawful but only vocalize it when it's the COMMUNITY responding to violence and murder by our government appointed protectors.
that's fucking weird...
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thinking of a world where bottoms dont need to douche
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So apparently my face is plastered around the state farm arena for college signing day LMAO
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oh so which corner is the dookie corner
You get $20 Billion if you're locked here for 1 year.
You have no books, movies, phones, consoles, NOTHING except food and water.
Can you do it?
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kinda sad that this top hasnt seen the inside of a warehouse party :/
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wealthy uni kids venmo charging their unemployed/underpaid friends to the last cent for the boujie take out they offered to buy
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to celebrate not having roommates anymore I have quickly grown accustomed to walking around the house butt ass naked
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shout out to everyone who has gotten me soup
money has been very tight but yall are keeping me fed :3
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boutta start the drive of death... pray for me and my roomies
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me walking into office hours with every intention of getting the answers out of the TA and not actual help
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my tax return coming in conjunction with the last oxblood drop... celestial bodies aligned today seraphims roam the earth !!!
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asked oomf beyhive or barb and he said neither im a top
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me when my friends ask me if i know a gay whose cum I've most definitely gargled like mouthwash
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yalls perception of yall selves getting wonky too or just me 🤔
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putting my face as my avi again (ft. pits, famous twitch influencer
@MilkmanNick
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me being a gay role model to the underclassmen baby gays
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me listening to the top albums of the year norman fucking rockwell and magdalene
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u cant see it but she tried to eat my texas toast !
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thinking about how my mutuals told me i look pretty when i smile with my teeth when i used to be v insecure about it and started tweeting more toothy selfies. i really do love yall for that
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tried to ask how i wanted my hair styled but the barber had a different vision 🙈
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me trying to decide if i want a mutual to hit it from the back or propose
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wearing booty shorts that ride up in a jock strap is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to do but i still do it
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sub twink brat wants to be dommed and gets more than he bargained for
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𝑰𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝐼̶ ̶𝑐̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑢̶̶𝑙̶̶𝑑̶ ̶𝑔̶̶𝑖̶̶𝑣̶̶𝑒̶ ̶𝑦̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑢̶ ̶𝑙̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑣̶̶𝑒̶̶,̶ ̶𝐼̶ ̶𝑐̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑢̶̶𝑙̶̶𝑑̶ ̶𝑔̶̶𝑖̶̶𝑣̶̶𝑒̶ ̶𝑦̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑢̶ ̶𝑙̶̶𝑜̶̶𝑣̶̶𝑒̶ ̶𝑏̶̶𝑎̶̶𝑏̶̶𝑦̶
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