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@wydtan

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how do you like your meat?
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Me when someone smokes around me.
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They: break up hurts the most. Me: ever had this?
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When people think they know me well.
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Accept the ring and return it later, don't embarrass someone's son in public!
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When mom calls you just to show a visitor that you're big.
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She won't trend because she ain't naked! ❤👊🏾
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THE NIGHT BEFORE YOUR FIRST TRIP ABROAD.
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A girl am crushing on just called me sweetheart.🤔 Please how much is the new iPhone 11?
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Me: Using my phone during a family gathering! Little cousin:
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Anxiety is when the butterflies in your stomach turn into bees.
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Don't lie... Apart from you, who else can unlock your phone?
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This Rick Ross, he's a millionaire... Ladies love him, models are dying for him. So guys go make money & stop wasting your time building six packs!
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Me after hearing my own voice in a voice recording.
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Only 3 months left before 2020, I pray that God keeps the person reading this alive.
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Hit like if you've ever played this game. Comment any cheat code.
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Don't be too transparent or else they'll know how to hurt you.
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I surprise these eggs, they don't even know who's next. 🤣😅😅
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When my friend finds my perfume.😠😠😠 #NduguLive
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Don't allow loneliness kill you. I do part time dating. We can date until you find your soulmate.
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My problem is I forgive and forget and then I remember again.
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I truly believe that being alone is better than being surrounded by fake people.
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Teacher: Study harder, you're the future of our country. Me studying to leave my country:
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Suicide will never be an answer.
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how many of you can ADMIT you talk to yourself? 🤔
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When someone says "I love your outfit" but you forgot what you are wearing!
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I wish to see this call all my life.
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Imagine someone pointed a gun on your head and asks you to name one Indian rapper.
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My girlfriend dumped me for a guy she's dating online. She did not know I'm the guy.
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Me looking for the people who said, "I'll always be there for you!"
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Some people gossip too much.They end up telling you what you told them.
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The difference between mother & your wife.😂😂😂 #NduguTweets
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In just a moment... Those kids are going to learn so many new words.😂😂😂😭😭
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Some relationships really inspires me to stay single.
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Your boyfriend still believes he can win an S10 through sharing posts... And he's 35 this year.
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Dirty hands are a sign of clean money.
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Inspiration does exist, but it must find you working.
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If you grab his phone, & he fights for it. My sister you're single. Stop wasting your time.
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What's the use of the net?
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My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, he would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when he knows my uncle is in the village.
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If you've not had sex this month, may God bless you financially.
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Nobody goes through more shit in life than a person with a good heart.
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Hello Mathematicians!, let me hope you can't fail this...
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When you thought the argument is over and you are at peace, but she's not!
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I want my old, happy self back.
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Did you know it's part of your constitutional right to stay for a night at a police station if you're stranded or lost?
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Despite your age, which animal still scares you to date?
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One day you'll have enough money to enjoy & settle your bills, and all those sufferings will end. Don't shout Amen, go & work.
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If you are not happy with your life right now, just remember there's someone meeting your ex right now & thinking they've found someone special.
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We broke the rules because we wanted to be happy.
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REMINDER! Those girls who were born in 1990, I'm reminding you that in 2020 you'll be 30 years old. Continue with your stupid questions like who gave you my number...
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I pray God removes your stressed, pain. Replace them with health, happiness & endless Blessings to the person reading this.
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Stop putting yourself into situation that could ruin your future. Save yourself now.
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Mouth odour or body odour. Which one can you manage in relationship?
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I just received my iPhone I bought online but I think they forgot to bite the apple.😬
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What do we call a guy that buys things for his girlfriend & takes them after they break up.
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Each time I see a beautiful woman without a husband, I realize men are not after beauty but good character.
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Today, I pray the #NoBraDay nay go be ending in tears.🙏🏽
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When she says she's coming... but there's a big mistake here! Only comrades will understand!
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The poverty virus doesn't appear on television because it does not kill the rich.😢
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Which girl can proudly say "I've never dated a sugar daddy?"
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What's that one opinion you'll defend like this?
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Will you through away this stew because of the cockroach?
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Not everyone will see your vision.❤️🌹
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The person who arranged this eggs is capable of fixing our countries.
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If your boyfriend is not spending money on you it means he's saving money to marry you. Be patient men are good people...😂😂😂 With @hinduspoint , they always speak fashion!🚀🔥 #HindusVideoChallenge
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Wedding ring for mechanical engineers.😂😂😂 #NduguTweets
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Every family has a member that break the chain of poverty. May you be the one to bring success in your family.🙏🏽💜
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All those who did this in their childhood, we've a meeting tomorrow!
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Please let's support our own African brother to win this fight. Doubters will soon land.😎 #NduguLive
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Single people will be online the whole day just sharing posts until their phones become hot..
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Dating a skinny guy is cool & all until you lay on his chest & his ribs draw the Adidas lines on your face.
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@danielmarven People have lost respect to women. Nevertheless the crime. This is too much.
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Does Alcohol knows how Good we dress for it...?
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She caught me cheating now she says if I still want her, I must sing the national anthem backwards.
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If your account was mistakenly credited by any government account with 400M. As a good citizen will you return the money?🙄🙄🙄
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I miss laughing on the road while going home with my friends.
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This is African football. If this is the linesman, you can imagine the referee and the players on the pitch. I don't wanna talk about the goalkeepers. I love Africa ❤️🙏🏽
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Being me kinda sucks.
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Have you noticed that when you're broke you think properly.
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LIP CHALLENGE!!! Drop your cute & sexy lips. Let's rate.❤️🤞🏽 #NduguLive
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When you see them selling their farm produce, please don't bargain anymore. Just buy & help them go home early. These are the people we should help more. Malls are already owned by billionaires.
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Imagine dating someone who doesn't want to have sex on the ironing board.😅😅😅
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"wyd after work?" me:
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When parents come to visit you at school & find poor results.😂😂😂
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You're sleeping and I'm crying because of the things you don't want to talk to.
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It's just a bad day, not a bad life.
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