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Quick pull the shutters up the Saudis are here and their money will ruin the game
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Great analysis from former Premier League legend Ryan Lester.
Loads of people who've never kicked a ball or even ran in there life saying a player could EASILY stay up when running at pace, hahahahah turn it in
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I’ve started talking to wor lass again since all the sports have been cancelled, Can’t believe she’s lost her job at Woolworths.
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Wonder how the mainstream media would be reacting this morning had NUFC sold a washed up 32 year old to the Saudi League and banked £15m towards FFP only for him to return to Europe for £4m five months later.
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When Haaland joins Chelsea and Kane joins Man City we’ll have a better idea of how to spend our £10m.
Steve Bruce concedes
#nufc
must wait for the top six to do business before seeing where their transfer plans lie
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Matt Ritchie no longer filling in at left back will be a relief to many Ritchie included.
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Chelsea selling a hotel to themselves to get around FFP is an absolute sham,
FFP is the biggest scandal the game has ever seen and now it’s hitting supporters massively in the pockets up and down the league with season ticket prices rocketing as clubs try to stay in line.
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Gooooaaaaalllll 1-0 Hull
Carvalho strikes in front of the Jason Tindall North Stand.
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Man Utd spending the obligatory £200m in the summer window on top of the £400m a year wage bill,
Hopefully their American owners push a bit harder to tighten these PSR rules so other clubs don’t ruin the game with their lavish spending.
Manuel Ugarte is travelling today to undergo a medical ahead of completing a proposed move to Manchester United for €50m (£42.3m; $55.8m) plus a further €10m in add-ons.
More from
@David_Ornstein
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Bit of an awkward morning for Coventry City FC fan and Mike Ashley apologist Richard Keys.
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Congratulations to everyone who voted for the Tories in the North East,
Hopefully Boris hasn’t cost you your Business or Job.
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Ashworth has been here a week and we already know his voice,
Charnley was at the club for 20 years and the majority of the fan base wouldn’t have a clue what he sounded like.
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Hi Richard how many Clubs bribed you to deny the Saudi takeover at Newcastle United.
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Deadly accurate from Sir Bobby.
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For the Miggy haters who can’t wait for him to leave here’s last seasons top scorers in what was our best season in years,
Good luck trying to replace this production with a player that grafts as well.
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Liverpool fan on Talksport saying them and Man Utd did it the right way without spending money
😂😂😂😂😂
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Amnesty rep on Talksport saying the PL and supporters should turn their back on Saudi ownership in the game,
Jim White - Do you think England fans should boycott the upcoming World Cup in Qatar?
Amnesty rep- No we aren’t saying that and supporters should make up their own minds
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Mitro trying to execute the Eddie press,
He’d need to be administered oxygen after 5 mins.
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Bank Holiday Monday time machine 25 years ago -
Whitley Bay is chocka 3-4 deep in every bar from midday,
Barely anyone has a mobile phone,
KK’s mags are flying and there’s a 20k waiting list to get in,
Social media and reality TV don’t exist,
Spira choccy bars widely available.
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If ASM is going to the inflated Saudi market for just £25m someone at the club needs questioned on it,
He’s 26 in his prime whilst players in their 30s are going for significantly more.
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Darren Bent on talksport mentioning Isak and how he’d be great signing for Arsenal then went on to say £80–100m,
Absolute fantasy land.
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The irony of this is the Takeover stalled because of the issue of shadow directors being tested yet a major NUFC decision has been taken this morning by a individual not listed as a employee at NUFC and who’s not been identified by the PL as a shadow director.
To underline how significant this blow is, I’m told this morning all
#nufc
takeover conversations have been halted by Justin Barnes and the club is, effectively, no longer for sale. Everything paused until relegation matters decided.
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If Mike Ashley still owned the Toon no opposition fan would give a shite about wor game being put back.
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Congratulations to the police shutting down IPTV tonight, Clearly all tax payers must be over the moon that you’ve used your budget on this whilst you continually fail to put away Nonces, Rapists, Violent criminals etc etc.
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@SkySportsNews
Nobody batted an eyelid when you bought our best player in the 80s so we could finance building a new stand or when you bought Carroll on deadline day for a record fee,
Your wage bill is also still £150-200m over where we are at.
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Mainoo is a decent prospect but if he’s at Bournemouth or Forest he’s probably not even getting into the U21s.
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Derby about to get 9 point deduction for spending too much (don’t laugh) whilst a certain 6 clubs go out a spend 100s of millions a couple of months after announcing they were leaving the league and get a slap on the wrist.
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The siege mentality at NUFC is properly kicking in now and it’s fucking great.
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To who it may concern running NUFC
NEVER DO THIS!!!
EVER
For the first time at
@SpursStadium
, we're staging a mobile phone light show against Brentford on Wednesday evening — enabling supporters to play their part in adding to the atmosphere 🙌
Download the official Spurs App to take part ⤵️
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Mike Ashley has promised to reinvest every penny raised by the half season tickets in the playing staff in January.
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Leeds to extend Elland Rd to 55k,
SJP was the 3rd biggest and sold out when Ashley bought us but it’ll soon be 8th biggest and have free ticket sections to boost attendance.
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If your gonna try for a ticket in the home end here’s some keywords when on Wearside
Marra (Mate)
Ere (Here)
Weez (Who’s)
Dinnit (Don’t)
Magedia (Local Newspaper)
Sewpa Kev (Shearer’s reserve for England)
Hewmen rights (Popular local topic of conversation)
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I wonder if Kenny Dalglish is now thinking why didn’t I drop Andreas Andersson into midfield.
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They’ll get Bellingham for over £100m this summer and the press will laud it as great business by Liverpool,
We’ll sign someone for £40m and get blamed for ruining the game.
"I have his number" 😅📞
Jurgen Klopp says that he agrees with Liverpool owner John W. Henry on the importance of bringing in smart transfers to the club...
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Big front of shirt sponsor with links to funding terrorism last week yet the Athletic goes with this,
For clarity Liverpool are 🇺🇸 owned and the Athletic is an 🇺🇸 based company,
Draw your own conclusions.
Special report: Newcastle United sponsor Noon & shocking allegations of worker mistreatment.
In months of conversations with 12 workers,
@jwhitey98
investigates conditions at a company that sponsors
#NUFC
& is a regional partner of
#MCFC
Noon strongly denies the allegations.
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A thread rating the signings since the takeover
Kieran Trippier £12m (fees rough guide from Transfermarkt)
9/10 - The signing that set the tone for the club going forward,
Unlucky with his injury after an explosive start but has completely looked the part this season,
Leader.
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Man Utd went all billy big bollocks when sabotaging Ronaldo’s move to Man City when in fact they did them a huge favour taking on a diva who thinks he’s bigger than the manager and who’s legs have gone.
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Wor flags absolutely nailed this on an occasion when it needed nailing 👏
I hope you're having a great Xmas day!
This still though is the best present any Newcastle United fan could ever have - our club having hope and an exciting future!
Great seeing these scenes again and boy what an atmosphere it was inside St James Park that day 🖤🤍
#NUFC
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@RedlingMUFC85
Newcastle - Best young striker just scored 41 goals British record fee
Aston Villa - Best player for just shy of a British record fee.
Spurs - Best player
Forest - Best player British record fee
World record fee for a defender
Shoestring budget 😂
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Good luck Cieran Clark,
Good servant who got shit on at the end after a loss of form,
Will be a cracking player for Sheff Utd in the Championship.
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This takeover if it goes through is most deserved by the younger fans,
A generation that have known only Ashley and have had tales about better days previously with Keegan, Robson and Shearer rammed down their throats for years.
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Christian Eriksen on a free will be one of the biggest prizes in this summers transfer market.
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Saint Max under Howe with his high press system that involves a lot of work off the ball is going to be a interesting watch.
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If this was NUFC Ashley would refuse to pay the fine and take the ban.
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Liverpool on close to £100m spends now with Thuram to follow,
No more playing the hardship card Mr Klopp especially with that obscene £366m a year wage bill on top.
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Aye it’s killed off Brighton’s recruitment since he left.
"Newcastle may as well stand there in a star shape and take repeated kicks in the groin!" ⭐️
@markgoldbridge
says if it happens, the appointment of Dan Ashworth is not only great for
#mufc
, but a big loss for Newcastle.
How do you feel about this? 👇
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After another hilarious day on Wearside here’s tonight’s quiz question
Which member of the Royal Family opened the Stadium of Light?
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Adults running the club these days,
Why mortgage future salary cap space for a short term fix in a dead season.
The Newcastle hierarchy do not think signing Kalvin Phillips makes financial sense.
#TelegraphFootball
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#NUFC
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Has the season gone full circle where Trippier coming in for Tino feels like a slight drop off.
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It’ll be too late in the day to save Gateshead’s season but since the council are trying to offload the stadium wouldn’t it be a decent opportunity for NUFC to purchase it as a home for the reserves and women’s teams plus the Heed,
Obviously it could be modified and upgraded,
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Qatar vs Ecuador the opening game of the World Cup
What a shambles
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If we win on Sunday that’ll be 44 points for Howe since the 20th of November after taking on a team with 5 points on the board,
He should piss Manager of the year but unfortunately it’ll go to Guardiola or Klopp.
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North East - Tier 3
London - Tier 2
Pretty much as expected from Boris Thatcher.
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This could be the move that opens everyone’s eyes to the sham that is FFP,
A club with owners worth trillions coming off a CL campaign and having to sell to a rival whilst still way off the top spends,
That’s a hard sell for a league office trying to deny there’s a cartel.
🚨↩️ Bruno
#Guimar
ães' situation will be defined after the Copa America: anyway, he's expected to leave
#Newcastle
.
#NUFC
🔥 Fierce competition on him: ManCity, ManUTD, Liverpool, Chelsea, Barca and PSG are among the clubs that appreciate the 🇧🇷 midfielder. 🐓⚽
@edu17burgos
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@avfcIewis
Eddie Howe went to Newcastle gave Villa a 10 point head start and still did them by 4 points.
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If Bruce went tonight it would be a bigger positive than any signing we could possibly make.
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NUFC over the line transfer team according to Twitter
Henderson
Diego Carlos Badashille Diasi
Paqueta Andrey Santos
Diaby Maddison Szlobasai Lodi
Joao Pedro
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£84m gap in front of shirt with our Castore deal,
FFP is doing it’s job for the chosen few.
Big sponsorship news - Man Utd extends adidas deal with a new 10-year partnership worth a minimum £900million (subject to "certain adjustments")
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Moving from SJP will be a dagger to the heart for a lot of fans but if we can build a Spurs style of stadium in the City centre that would be tough to argue against,
It would be a huge investment chip for our owners that’ll print money and they’ll know it,
NUFC, Concerts, NFL etc
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@CraigHope_DM
@MailSport
Impressive the speed that they can push certain things through whilst other legislative matters can take years,
You’d think a certain club was in their heads.
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@LeLouvre
@GaryLineker
@NUFC
Bet Qatar’s human rights don’t get a mention next November when he’s presenting the greatest show on earth from there.
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Credit to Luke he’s as much an assassin with his fellow journos as he is with supporters
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Peter Reid is a much more likeable bloke than quite a few of the Toon managers the last 20 years.
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Steve Bruce spent his week pouring his heart out about Craig Hope to Simon Jordan
Rafa has his team of cloggers one nil up at at Nou Camp
Levels
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Southampton got what they deserved F all the cheating shithouses.
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Found out today that this is no longer our local paper and that it’s based in Manchester now,
Dark days for the industry.
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See Everton fans are starting to warm to that fella who puts his glasses in his shirt pocket at full time,
Stings a bit when we have Cabbage Heed topping up his pension driving our club into the ground.
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Glad for Birmingham City getting the takeover this morning,
Big club that’s been hit badly with poor ownership for a long time.
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Anyone looking to swap the playoffs for a relegation scrap.
Steve Bruce has said he's ready to return to management despite rumours he had retired.
Which EFL club could you see him managing next? 🤔
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I’m all for staying at SJP at all costs but if the Saudis could build a bigger and better version of the Spurs stadium for a fraction of the cost which it will be up here and on City Centre land they’ll be massively tempted,
The revenues off it would dwarf SJP.
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The Premier League are meeting today to have discussions about making it 2 points for a win for any team wearing Black and White stripes.
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Luke Edwards mentioning on Radio 5live that he’s a friend of Steve Bruce and advised him not to take the job because it was a poison chalice and that the club had almost become Rafa Benitez FC, Kind of explains his pro Bruce anti Rafa narrative this summer.
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Some solace taken by the production of 10 Qashqai’s last night.
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The press/media - Masses of NUFC fans sending death threats to Steve Bruce
Reality - Nobody wants him dead but 97% want him out the job.
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Chris Wood is a knocking bet to start the next 2-3 games unless he picks up an injury,
Bear in mind we had top four form when he started last season so he clearly benefits us despite a lack of goals.
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Anyone think Richard Keys is keeping rather quiet since the Takeover collapsed or is it because he knows if the Premier League is investigated his name will come up with regards to influence from the Qatar side, His mate Gary Hoffman is likely sitting uneasy right now as well.
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If this actually happened I’d start to believe the rumours the Saudis have pulled the plug.
🚨 Chelsea have had further contact with Newcastle over striker Alexander Isak today.
❓Newcastle do not want to sell any of their star players but are in a difficult position with PSR deadline looming on July 1.
💴 Isak, who scored 25 goals last season despite a recurring groin
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Huge reluctance to go after the owner of a London club again in the media,
Compared with the all out offensive on our Takeover you know which end of the country the media prefers to protect.
Kaveh Solhekol gives an update on Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich after the Prime Minister's latest sanctions following Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
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Sorry Gladys you’ve been a cracking Tea lady for decades but I need to clear funds to get Ashworth before June.
🚨🚨🌕| NEW: Around 250 jobs at
#mufc
are likely to be at risk as part of Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s plans to streamline operations at the club. [
@TelegraphDucker
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@LegendSports7
Adam Peters should publicly offer him the number 2 pick for Herbert and see how much he really believes in JJ.
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If the council doesn’t budge in assisting an extension of SJP and the owners move it out of the City Centre area it’ll be the final nail in the Coffin for the City Centre itself,
Always been one of the most backward thinking councils in the land letting slip of what they’ve got.
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Leicester will be tougher than that on Monday,
Brighton gave a strange performance tonight continually playing out when they struggling to,
We need to wrap Joelinton and Bruno in cotton wool til then.
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Tonali is 23 and he’s under contract for 5 years,
Granted this is a blow but he’ll come back healthy and like the Ronny always says “like a new signing”
This is just a bump in the road.
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Bobby Clark regarded the best youngster at NUFC sold to Liverpool,
This club must have more problems that even we as a fanbase are aware of given this kid’s father is a former player and huge Toon fan plus his best chance of breaking through is undoubtedly up here.
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20 years ago if you’d said the main summer buzz at NUFC would be signing Arsenal’s 4th choice central midfielder on a season long loan there’d have been ructions,
Ashley has got the fanbase exactly where he wants it.
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Rafa gives a very composed opening press conference despite all the pushback answering all questions,
No reporters banned, No shots at the previous manager, No food references, No cosying up to his favourite journos, No sign of his kids slagging the Everton fans so far on Twitter
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NUFC fans getting pissed about again today with this weird 3pm kick off time.
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The Mackems showing they are years behind NUFC again with their tinpot flag display.
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