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on my life, na okpa i first see😂.
Dividing of your soap to make it last long. Have you try this hack before?
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you wey no be doctor sabi say compatibility testings dey needed, but actual urologist no suppose know cos 'nigerian doctors'. uncharted levels of folly.
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Darius is hilarious, man . what a way to describe the jollof experience. naija jollof for the w.#AtlantaFX
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my favourite thing about this guy is the fact that he treats them with the utmost respect and there's no air of condescension. stand up guy fr.
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read books, make you no dey look lost when elite jokes like these are made.
Olanna has been looking for you. What happened?.
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i wrote this in my notes app about 2wks ago, when the thought of this alpha male guy crossed my mind.
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being a critic of anything in this country must be really hard. once you drop a good review of something generally hated, you must have been paid. and if you give a bad review of something generally accepted, you are a bitter person.
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there is nothing remotely north about any of the states mentioned. my very igala upbringing and cultural values bear no similarities to core northern values. i don't understand this need to find ways to attach us to y'all.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but there is NO such thing as middle belt, states like Plateau, Benue, Kogi, Kwara and Nasarawa are all part of the North. Whoever thinks any of these state is a middle belt or whatsoever needs to go back to school and stop deceiving himself.
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some people are so shackled by the white man's religion that they don't even enjoy basic human activities like humor -albeit dark, and banter because it's a sin😭.
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@MonsieurEmmy1 that's not the point she's trying to make and yours is just as moot. granted, we have failed institutions but i can tell you for free that our medical institutions (read as doctors) are doing great things with so little afforded to them. this is a certain truth.
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crazy thing is whenever this dude dies, be it 10yrs from now, someone can quote this tweet with something like "delay is not denial" and a certain people would all nod in agreement . scary.
Let's try my own version too. If God is real, I won't wake up tomorrow. If God doesn't exist, I will wake up tomorrow morning to quote this tweet.
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@Ogunbiyibabatu7 @Softlife_dev @chemicalbrodar it's not a book. It's an idea in psychology proposed by Abraham Maslow. you can google maslow's hierarchy of needs.
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see as i just dey smile dey watch people status. grinning from ear to ear type thing. to become doctor sweet o. congratulations @ashwei99 & @kepler_ananaojo and every other member of class generis. awesome stuff
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this man is such an awesome dad to his daughter. love it. girl dad W.
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and then, they want to force you to see it as the norm and how it should be. smh.
When Nigerian politicians talk about grassroots politics, they refer to bribes and vote buying. “You don’t know about grassroots politics.” It means you don’t know how to bribe well.
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great, now let's see the state of primary healthcare centres in Akwa Ibom state.
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the passive-aggression of that "clap for yourself" when you indeed have done nothing worth clapping for😭.
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Yesterday in the Dissection Hall.Team Gege: We won! Who dey breeeet!!.Me: (pointing at cadaver) Definitely not him😂
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Nigerians annoy tf out of me, all the damn time! What are these comments? Evidence of centuries of religious and cultural indoctrination, to the point where people think a thread about the way of life of their ancestors is an attack on their religion or ethnicity😩.
I was looking through the UK National Archives and here's an important reminder that Northern Nigeria used to "dress naked" too, but they've erased their history so much, Arewa people now hound women for wearing backless dresses.All these photos were taken in Kamberi, Niger State
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"I had examined him that day, too, looking away when his eyes met mine, for signs of difference, of Godlessness. I didn't see any, but I was sure there were there somewhere. They had to be.". Excerpts from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's Purple Hibiscus.
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i wanted to stay away from this but i would not like my daughter to grow up in a society where most men hold this dangerous sentiment, deep down. our society is dangerous to women, this is a fact. if you disagree, you're one of those dangers.
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re: i'm rereading purple hibiscus rn and i understand this tweet better now. because reading this book as an adult, as opposed to my pre-teen self when i last read it, the theme of the book hits way different, no pun intended.
The interesting thing about the abuse in Purple Hibiscus is that it is hidden in plain sight. You read it the first time and you don’t see it. You just enjoy the book and Kambili’s crush on Father Amadi. And then you read it again when you’re much older and you’re shocked.
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at the end of the day, we're really not any less tribalistic than the older generation😭. we just show it in form of bants like this.
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you know what pisses me off the most about this whole thing?.these folks fighting for the prophet most likely don't even live by his doctrines and teachings steadfastly😭.
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the worst kind of people are the ones who go "this candidate has the best qualifications and track record for that position but this is Nigeria and it just doesn't work like that".wtf do you mean this is Nigeria? so Nigeria doesn't deserve competent and visionary leadership?? 1/n.
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this peaky blinders series finale is everything!. billy the goalkeeper got what he deserved since season 5. finn shelby is still a bitch boy with no balls. duke shelby fucking rocks, owned that scene. aunt pol was avenged by arthur shelby (talk about absolution). thread
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if this man loses the next election, i'd finally lose the last shred of hope and belief i have in the nigerian populace. cos if not for the rife illiteracy and lacking enlightenment, why would any of the other candidates even have a chance against this?.
My Conversation on Prospects of Transformative Governance in Nigeria at Harvard University USA. #POinHarvard
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and people should stop saying, "you're a woman, I'm not surprised" cos i know a bunch of women who have very incredible and witty sense of humor and we banter together. this is more about this person and the demographic she falls in.
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"loyalty, once it begins, has no end. otherwise it wouldn't be loyalty". ~mariko-sama, shogun.
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for the first time, nigeria is innocent of an accusation😭
Wait.So it’s “raise to power” not “race to power”💀 Nigeria you will crumble.
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@iamyourspec fact! it's like there's no consequences so they don't care when they make mistakes.
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i just remembered how, back in 2012 when i was jss2, they said the world was ending. i wrote a letter from school to my mum at home telling her to advise everyone at home to get their affairs in order with god. i was feeling like 'paul to the church in ephesus'😭. HSD folks.
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it's an unsafe world we live in, so much so for our women. now more than ever, let's lend our voices to the call for better laws protecting women, a safe space for victims & the promulgation of appropriate laws & punishment for abusers & perpetrators of gender based violence.
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person dey deal with real life, low lifes dey him comments and quotes dey talk "cook for us, cook them" and other sorts of 'dumbass-ry'. idiots.
I wasn't aware that it is standard operating procedure in Zimbabwe for the country's minister of information to tweet the asylum status of a foreigner, but since you've resorted to telling half truths, perhaps you should mention to your audience that I came into Zimbabwe with
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maybe in your genre no one paved the way. but in the nigerian YouTube space, people certainly did walk so you can run. so long as you're not a trailblazer, someone paved the way. It's not a bad thing and doesn't invalidate what you do.
Good morning, if I had goats when I started youtube, I don't have anymore. Tayo Aina is my oga, Fisayo is my friend, I respect Dimma. They've been at this for a while, but they didn't pave my way for me. Why is this a problem?.
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look at who y'all be listening to. no talking points, just insulting someone's mother. misogynistic to the bone, kmt.
- Brawl Between Media personality - John Doe and Influencer - Chemical Brother.
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getting out of this hell hole would be the single greatest thing in my existence . 🤲🏾.
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Bruhh, this Jos cold these past two days na something else😭.And I get 8AM lectures today.
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@flyairpeace Too much pandering and "don't be annoyed" vibes is all I'm picking from this statement. And the overbearing sense of entitlement from "one Isa Bayero" and I think that entitlement was borne out of countless times concessions such as this has been made for them.
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@MonsieurEmmy1 so saying something as routine as compatibility testing would be circumvented in a work up to transplantation, is just a slap on the face.
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Saint JhN's Trophies, is still one of my favourite songs to date. i wash this song tire during my 100L and lockdown.
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you go chop 7 days ration in one weekend😭.
When she has made you guys successfully do 1-1-1 for four days and you just want to go back to your 0-0-1
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best news i could wake up to, I'm so happy. finally this is over. may this ill fortune never find it's way to our doorsteps again🙏🏾.
JUST IN: 20 Medical Students Kidnapped In Benue Rescued – Security Sources
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MBBS/BDS women and academic excellence go hand in hand.
Yesterday was a huge milestone in my life. I officially became a dentist from the University of Ibadan, graduating as the valedictorian for my class with distinctions while also being the best graduating student in every course.
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i hate when them dey cook person for wardrounds and then patient relative go dey nod head like say he sabi the stuff wey SR or conso dey move😂. "okay mr plang, maybe you should tell us the stigmatas of chronic liver diesease instead?".
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@abubakar874 @mroscarromero @Tweetsavages_ @PeterRotimi8 😭😭💔.". The right leg na walking stick" dfkm.
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Good afternoon Mr @hackSultan. Thank you for the opportunity. I do have two questions about altschool africa. 1. The entrance exam you mentioned in your announcement tweet, can an aspiring student who has paid the entry fee end up failing it?.
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my greatest wish in this life is the elevation of my station to the level that i get to help people in similar ways cos if you think say suffer dey, suffer still dey.
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2023. I'm grateful for;.• life.• my family, the root of my existence .• my friends, they hold me down.• academic success, i did that.• being loved by another person and me trying to .• laughter, i had plenty supply. some things never align, hopeful for the next 366 days🙏🏾.
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that "carry me dey go my husband house" song has been stuck in my head, since in the afternoon that i watched the video😭😭.
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THREAD . The greatest lie ever told is that "your vote doesn't count" . i was listening to a local radio station while inside keke this morning and the topic of discussion was "vote buying and ways to curtail it".
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When Wizkid said "Lagos today and London tomorrow" I didn't expect myself to manifest it this quick. Jos yesterday, Frankfurt today.Oluwa lo se yoo! Yagaa!!
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Election is already here! . I want to use this time to thank HE Peter Obi for inspiring hope in myself and hopefully a host of other Nigerians. This is a great feat imo, regardless of the outcome of the polls.
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this is not true. look around your locale, i bet you'd find a handful of technically gifted footballers. but the issue is, western coaches and scouts don't believe africans can be technically gifted. it's why they would rather look for a ndidi, mikel or mane regen. 1/n.
But tbh why are whyte football players generally more technical & more skillful than their black counterparts????. PS: Pls don’t take this tweet to BA Twitter, make dem no label me “coon” & “slave” this early Sunday morning😭.
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"spotify cannot process your payment". where e wan see am process?😂.
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Gombe to Bauchi, we had to take a back road which was largely "herdsmen" country cos the rains washed away a major bridge. Our driver been dey use one kind pseudo-intellectual game on the other drivers. continued 👇🏾.
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bruhh.this picture was from last year's NIMSA convention. both of them are doctors and were speakers at the convention. now una dey use am run agenda😭 nigerians ehh.
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bro, how person go dictate lecture note from memory for 4hrs straight?.
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just played for all the dogs, and the first track has frank ocean's wise man sampled. okay, drizzy drake you got me with that one.
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"the microscope is just as good as the brain behind it"😂. ~Prof Damulak.
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Bruh, the main reason I'm pissed about this match is the fact that I didn't want to care about Nigeria in this AFCON cos I knew heartbreak was imminent. Then I started caring a bit, then boom heartbreak😭.I for just dey my dey
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facckkk, see my class girls. we dey win for every category fam.
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you go think say i dey do weight loss program. whole time na medical school and sapa😔.
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chelsea fans give loftus too much flak sometimes and it pisses me off. man's a baller. can hog the ball sometimes and delay passes but that's something that can be worked on.
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