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well well
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can we agree to stop posting everything that comes to our minds
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Tiktok trends part two except this one would leave Shauna vomiting and pulling her hair out!
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"I couldn't love you "I couldn't love you
anymore" any more"
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╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ◜ ͡ ◝ ͡ ◝ ◜ ͡ ◜◝ ╮
( I want to kiss you so bad )
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O O
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someone stop them
can we agree to stop posting everything that comes to our minds
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behind every gay person is a more evil, gayer person
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“are you in love “I AM HAVING
with me???” THE WORST DAY
RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE OF YOU”
“are you in love “I AM HAVING
with me???” THE WORST DAY
RIGHT NOW
BECAUSE OF YOU”
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Jackie: Sorry babe, I'm on my period :(
Shauna:
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"let me raise a toast to
the girl i love most in
the whoooole world"
. "please dont say my name"
. "please dont say my name"
"Shauna <3"
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Jackie Rizzlor
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Jackie forces Shauna to use face masks at sleepovers, Shauna loves it more than she'd like to admit.
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To die by your side, is such a heavenly way to die.
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two specific headcanons that im very serious about
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this but it's shauna headcanoning jackie as alive after killing her
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I would sacrifice I would sacrifice
myself to save everyone to
everyone save you
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*At the police station*
Jackie: Hi, I’m here for Shauna.
Police officer: Who’s Shauna?
Jackie: Ah, you must be new.
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Jackie: Oh my god, hey, have you met my daughter Calls? she's the sweetest!
3 yo Callie, hiding behind Jackie's leg and waving.
Tai, waves back: And what's Calls short for?
Jackie: Because she's only three.
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Jackie, speaking flirtatiously: I'm magical in bed.
Shauna, blushing: really?
(Later that night, in Shauna's bedroom.)
Shauna: This isn't exactly what I expected when you said you were magical in bed.
Jackie: Is this your card?
Shauna: HOLY SHIT—
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maybe in another universe... why not this one?
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no one sun moons like they sun moon
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Jackie: What are your goals?
Shauna: World domination.
Jackie: That's a bit ambitious.
Shauna: You are my world.
Jackie: Aww...
Shauna:
Jackie:
Shauna:
Jackie: OH.
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Jackie, calling 911: My wife is in labour, what do I do?!
911 operator: Okay don't panic, is this her first child?
Jackie: No?! This is her wife?!
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i once believed love but it's golden
would be black and white
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she looks just like a dream, the prettiest girl I've ever seen
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Shauna: Am I in trouble?
Jackie: Take a guess.
Shauna: No?
Jackie: Take another guess.
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Shauna warming Jackie up 🫶
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Jackie: Wow, they really hate us.
Shauna: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.
Jackie: But we’re not gay, Shauna.
Shauna:
Jackie:
Shauna: We’re not?
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Callie: What happens if I press the brake and the gas at the same time?
Jackie: The car takes a screenshot.
Shauna, trying to teach Callie how to drive: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Shauna: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Jackie: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Tai, to Shauna: So, how's motherhood treating you?
Shauna: Good. I didn't expect this much crying, though.
Tai: Don't worry, it's normal for babies.
Shauna: What? Callie is fine. I was talking about Jackie.
Jackie, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
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Shauna: Talk dirty to me, baby.
Jackie: The dishes.
Shauna: Wh-
Jackie: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. I have asked you to do so several times.
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Shauna: If you're going to give grapes to the baby, make sure you cut them in half first.
Jackie, visibly confused.
Shauna: The grapes, Jackie, not the child.
Jackie: Oh thank god.
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Shauna: Babe, what time is it?
Jackie: No idea. pass me that recorder and i'll find out.
Jackie, plays the recorder loudly.
Taissa: Stop playiNG THE RECORDER AT 2AM.
Jackie: It's 2 am.
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Jackie: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
Shauna: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
Jackie: *gasps* whErE???!!!??
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Jackie: this date is boring
Shauna: this is not a date, I said I was going to get groceries.
Jackie: then why did you invite me?
Shauna: I specifically told you not to come with me but you said “I do what I want” and followed me here.
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Shauna: Why are you crying?
Shauna, drunkly sobbing: I lost Jackie.
Jackie: ...
Jackie: *Takes off sunglasses*
Shauna, crying but smiling: I found you!!!
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Van: Your flannel looks great! do you know where it'd look even better? on Jackie's floor.
Shauna: Did you just hit on me for Jackie?
Van: Someone had to.
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Jackie: i’m... i’m at a loss for words!
Shauna, narrating: despite being at a loss for words, Jackie yelled at me for the next 45 minutes
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— 1988, 4th grade.
Van: Dude, I got 6/6!
Nat: Everyone did, the test was easy.
Jackie: What? I got 3/6.
Van: How can you mess it up? Even Bratalie didn't.
Shauna: Don't worry, Jax. We can look at your answers together later.
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