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@wowrealneat

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he/they. Queer photographer

Portland, OR
Joined May 2014
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David
1 year
@saintpapo @aidanthereup My girl just trying to pee in peace 😂😂😂
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1 year
@Bornakang @Seraph_them imma do this to my dick so it gets longer
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1 year
This is how bears act when you tell them to shower and wear deodorant
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1 year
Morning ✨
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5 months
When I was 15 my dad threw me against a wall, sat on my chest, and choked me for yelling at him while he was verbally abusing my mother in front of me. From then until I moved, he threatened to call the police and have me taken away if I so much as blinked wrong. This seems fine.
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I can’t take this shit. They have to be stopped.
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1 year
Never speak to me or my crop top again
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18 days
Regret to inform that I’ve become a fire escape cigarette gay on some WFH days. If the door ever fully shuts though I’m fucked
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8 months
I’ve seen some gays who are upset at the rest of us thirsting after a straight man because “he’s straight, he’s unavailable” yadda yadda but jokes on you hoes bc most of the gay men I thirst after are unavailable too 🤭
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JASON 💀
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1 year
Sleepy tipsy selfie world
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4 years
Hi I’m the sweatiest girl at work you’re welcome
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2 months
@computer_gay Matt how the fuck do you come up with these bc you’re right but how on earth
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4 months
@Max_DesignPro Delete your account.
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4 years
These linen sheets feel way better with some company, just sayin’
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4 years
Boop
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4 years
The desert counts as social distancing
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4 months
This is just the bear pride flag
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Abraham John 🦄🦓
4 months
UI/UX Designers, here is a beautiful color palette inspiration for your UI design this weekend. Bookmark it for later 💜 I trust you are having a great weekend 🔥
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3 years
Quarterly “I am alive” photo update
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8 months
This is what yall look like when you’re “gooning” btw
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Rude Boy
8 months
Thursday in office
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4 years
Hmmm idk should we?
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10 months
shoutout to all the boys who liked how bad my pits smelled at the eagle tonight. I don’t respect you but I do fear you, and that’s worth something
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1 year
Fleeting fall light
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4 years
Two moods 😘
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4 years
Coffee daddy to the rescue
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10 months
Two of these are from the same night lol
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@taynextdoor
tay.
10 months
it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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2 years
@behayai @chillextremist This was so out of pocket I’m screaming 😂😂😂
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1 year
New S*ruff pic 💀
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3 months
Like this usually
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1 year
@custardloaf Leave Kurt ALONE
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5 months
Tbh if I was packed AND built like that? It would be so over for y’all, I’d be a monster.
@RollingStone
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5 months
Meet the Girthmaster, the OnlyFans Creator Who Makes Up to $80,000 Per Month. “Honestly, I thought it’d be just a little bit of beer money. But it kind of snowballed.” Interview:
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1 year
@gracecamille_ This is why people don’t want us to have rights istg 😭😭😭
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4 years
Pre and post camp shower 🤷🏻‍♂️
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4 years
For those just seeing this hi there. For those following hi, hello, it’s lovely to see you again
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2 months
👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼
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2 months
Happy Portland pride or whatever
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7 months
Know what helps my tops stay hard? Creating a compassionate, comfortable encounter where there is no judgement if and when they go soft. It’s chill. There are like 10 other things we can do. Y’all be watching too much porn fr. Bottoms paint and tops flop lol. It’s life.
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★‧°𖦹。⋆✮ señor boochie ✮ ⋆。𖦹°‧★
7 months
prepped n everything for this guy not to be able to stay hard 😩
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2 years
Heard we were talkin twink death
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David
4 years
Real time photos of me realizing why the take out nachos I ordered cost me $20 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
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4 years
Oh hai San Francisco 👋🏼
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1 year
@gabrielledrolet @annoyedfword To be clear I have that many plants my house is just uglier
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4 years
I’m on the road but heyyyyyyy Twitter 👋 😘
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10 months
I stay being the dude in the back fr, always the comedic relief and never the semi-functional throuple on the brinkof collapse
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4 years
Brb moving to Montana to continue cultivating this aesthetic
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9 months
Until the clap of the backshots make my neighbors call the cops
@moschinodorito
MOSCHINODORITO
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at grandma’s
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11 months
Plant dad ✨
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4 years
The heat in Arizona got me like
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2 years
Happy Friday ✨
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4 years
Desert test shot 🤗🔥 (aka I’m burning to death out there)
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4 months
@greetinghimeros Eating out of a bowl that says slurp is wild lmaooooo
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2 years
No but hotel lighting?
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2 years
Low angle cafe vibes
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4 years
Seeking friends with air conditioning or a pool 😂😭 #fucksummer It ain’t even that hot I’m just sweaty
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👋🏼
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2 years
The artist & the art //
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2 years
Hi gay
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2 years
This was, un-ironically, my hottest era, and I can’t figure out how to make myself look like this again. Help.
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