@BonanasPod as a man who recently moved to the Utah territory (specifically Utah), can you recommend any non city slicking activities? It seems to be all indoor shooting ranges & badly designed restaurants where I am, and those do not appeal to me. Thanks in advance for the help

Found this brochure at work. I wanna photoshop some high schooler’s senior portrait on this and stick it back in the pile

@DMuseLambert Fuck hop, marry jump, kill skip - and all these answers are contingent on what those verbs mean sex-wise 🤔

@szgoldner The wisdom of the bowels

Making music and sharing it is great cuz no one listens to it and then they also message you like “hey bro I’m playing a show 700 miles away from you. Would be sick if you could make it”

@alanranta Dime square voice “I’m serving asshole”

@alanranta Are you sure that isn’t a picture of an asshole

@alanranta I ate a meatloaf shaped like Jesus in CCD one time. Worst of both worlds

@alanranta Yes please

Back in my day Thaiboy Digital wasn’t a musician, it was a website you had to use a VPN to get on

@SavedByVinyl

@meleeideologue Really hope thats toothpaste spit and/or cum on the mirror and not the suit my dog

@J_A_L_P Like a pig in shit

Life is simple. Listen to @GOLDBLUMS515, cook, clean, trim your nails, etc

@aaaalexbrown Too woke

@wetchemistry Poetry

@statmuse Foxglove

@5cmrecordings Why do old people always have the extra space between punctuations in their texts?!

I want to start wearing a wedding ring and when people ask about it be like “oh you wouldn’t know her, she goes to a different school”

@GoodWillsmith Fuuuuck this rules!