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We're giving away THREE arcade bundles which include an ARCADE1UP Stand-up Arcade, 2 AMHANCIBLE Charging Stations, and 2 COSTWAY Bar Stools!
Enter here: for instructions. Ends 12pm CT 10/14. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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This week's giveaway: THREE winners will get a PlayStation 5 Console, Xbox Series X Console, and a LG C2 Series 65-Inch Class OLED evo Smart TV! To enter click here for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 4/10. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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🎉 IT'S MEGA GIVEAWAY TIME 🎉 3 winners will get an
@Apple
MacBook, a
@Segway
Scooter, a
@KitchenAidUSA
Mixer, a
@DEWALTtough
Kit, an
@amazon
Hammock, & 1 weird yard statue. Enter here: . Ends 4pm CT 6/19. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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Would you enter this contest?
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This week's giveaway: Five winners will get a $500 gift card! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 7/17. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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With Dunkin' Donuts changing its name to simply "Dunkin'" we're picking up the slack and officially renaming our company Wootin' Donuts.
We sell donuts now.
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This week's giveaway: Two winners will get a GMKtec Mini Desktop Computer! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 5/29. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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Calling all Amazon Prime members! Now receive FREE shipping when you shop on Woot! just by logging in with your Amazon account!
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HOW TO FIX A COMPUTER
1. try rebooting
2. you did?
3. oh
4. and it still doesn’t work?
5. oh
6.
7. get a new computer
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This week's giveaway: Three winners will get a $100 Amazon Gift Card! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 4/24. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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ATTENTION EMPLOYEES: in order to make our new
@WholeFoods
coworkers feel welcome, please pretend to like kale
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Woot donated 90,000 shirts to Feeding America to help our friends impacted by Hurricane Harvey. We love you Houston!
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📢INTRODUCING📢
📦💩THE BOX O' CRAP💩📦
BIGGER, CRAPPIER, AND MORE DISAPPOINTING.
Follow us to find out when you can nab one.
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Remember that really big BOC? It arrived yesterday to one "lucky" customer...
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This week's giveaway: Two winners will get a Ninja SS401 Foodi Power Blender Ultimate System! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 5/8. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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Get your Woot App ready! Something cool is coming at 5 pm CT! We don't want to say what it is, but the picture below is a clue. (Hint: it's not a cat.)
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This week's giveaway: Two winners will get a $250 Coupon Code for use on any Woot! site! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 5/1. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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Calling all Amazon Prime members! Now receive FREE shipping when you shop on Woot! just by logging in with you Amazon account!
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ATTENTION EMPLOYEES:
The coffeemaker is broken. We will be shutting down the company for the day. Be with your families.
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Everyone in Facebook Engineering right now:
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Give a warm welcome to the new Director of Belly Pats and Bone Accounts.
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Whew! We sold out all the NES Classics in under a minute and all the traffic broke our site! Please excuse us for a moment while we put out the literal fire in our server room. 😉🔥🖥️
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attention employees: napping in the break room is no longer allowed. please nap discreetly in a bathroom stall like everyone else
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HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN
1. find some children
2. raise them above your head
3. haha ok put them down and run
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HOW TO MAKE COFFEE
1. get coffee beans
2. pour themARG TAKING TOO LONG
3. CHEW BEANS
4. POUR SCALDING WATER IN MOUTH
5. OWOW HAHA YES COFFEE
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If you missed it,
@wilw
battled and slew Santa, thanks to an encyclopedic knowledge of Ronald Reagan.
http://t.co/jztiuCivd3
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Going all in on the Daily Double & nailing it: $33,200.
Winning the first match-up of
@Jeopardy
: Priceless.
Congrats
@KenJennings
!
#JeopardyGOAT
#BuyUsLunch
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This big Birthday-BOC is coming to one lucky(?) Wooter... What treasures will it contain? What secrets will it reveal? Find out soon!
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TODAY'S ENGLISH LESSON
"I used to be so tense"
- example of past tense
"I used to have a tent"
- example of past tents
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HOW TO MAKE THE BED
1. pull sheets off bed
2. put sheets over my couch fort
3. stuff fort with cookies & cheap beer
4. never leave fort
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Everyone is nerding out on the Falcon Test Flight in our office today!
#falconheavy
#noworktoday
#officelife
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Please welcome Weston to the doggie catwalk! Weston may look tough, but this big boy has a heart of gold. He loves sleeping in meetings, on car rides, and at home! For every "like" this post gets, we'll tell Weston that he is a good boy.
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You love our Bags of Crap, but what about a TRAILER of Crap!? That's right we have a trailer we're not using so tomorrow on our birthday we're going to let YOU buy it.
#WootBirthday
Learn more:
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Pssst... We risked life and limb to duck security and bring you super secret BOC pictures from inside the Woot warehouse.
Whatever you do do NOT RT these very secret images.
#WootBirthday
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We do this for $10 actually. And we ship them to you. I mean, not currently because the warehouse is kinda closed. Once crazy times are over we'll do some more. Let us know if you want one. For $10, of course.
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Spotted in the Woot offices: some great teamwork as one dog stands watch while the other dog grabs the goods! Nice work, everyone!
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We're giving ourselves this gold star for coming to work this week. Don't you dare take that away from us.
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This week's giveaway: Five winners will get a MEGA BOC! To enter go to for instructions. Ends 4 pm CT 4/17. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. U.S. residents only. 18+.
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HOW TO POUR COFFEE
1. pour coffee in cup
2. keep going
3. keep going
4. keep going
5. the room is flooded
6. perfect
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I've just been informed by the legal department that I, the person running the Twitter account, do not have the authority to change the name and entire business model of the company.
But if not me, who?
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Wow. We can't believe that no one wished us a Happy 5000th Day of Business today. What a huge disappointment...
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We are very saddened to hear of Tony Hsieh’s passing and want to extend our deepest sympathies to his family and friends. Some of us worked with Tony, and many of us were Zappos customers, but all of us were fans of his kindness, and compassion. He will be greatly missed.
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Monday:
- toast exploded
- cat deleted all data
- boss extra peppy
- donuts on fire
- vultures in elevator
- coffee has sharks
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It's Super Like Saturday, and you know what that means. We're showing you pictures of dogs in a pathetic attempt to get people to like this post. What's the weirdest thing you've taken a nap on?
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We usually don't like to bring up controversial topics here, but why are cherry and cinnamon jelly beans both red?
It's unacceptable.
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Remember the alien we put in a BOC? We are happy to say that he is happy, healthy, and scaring the crap out of the neighbors in his home.
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Happy Birthday to us. We broke our site yet again. 15 years in a row. Woohoo! In other news, we're looking into it.
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee, eaten my lunch, done all my work, gone home for the day, put in my earplugs, and fallen asleep
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HOW TO ACHIEVE YOUR LIFE GOALS
1. revise life goals to just “buy frozen pizza”
2. buy frozen pizza
3. congratulations!
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HOW TO RAISE CHILDREN
1. find some children
2. raise them above your head
3. haha ok put them down and run
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HOW TO UNWIND
1. remove work clothes
2. remove skin
3. remove skeleton
4. let your innards spill down drain
5. watch tv
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Show some love for the Leak Frog!
(I don't know if we'll ever have them again, but I think about them every day. Is that weird?)
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A great trick is to drink a pot of coffee in the morning and then keep drinking coffee till you’re dead
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HOW TO SKIP WORK WITH A FAKE SNOW DAY
1. change your last name to Snowden
2. call work & say you're Snowden
3. hi-five yourself
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Ah I see we’re out of coffee, well no problem I’ll just DESTROY THE VERY FABRIC OF CIVILIZATION STITCH BY STITCH oh wait here’s some haha
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It's our 15th Birthday and we made a crapload of BOCs. What unit of measurement is a "crapload"? Glad you asked: 15k
#Woot
#WootBirthday
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We are aware of the many MANY push notifications we sent some of you this morning. It was not an error. We've seen you golf and we know you're not staying hydrated.
Please let us help you.
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Hi could I please get 1 coffee and also another coffee, 4 coffees, and could I get a side of coffee but replace the cup with 7 more coffees
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If there’s one thing we know for sure, YOU PEOPLE LOVE CRAP! Thanks for helping us celebrate our 15th birthday by selling out 15,000 BOCs. And now, time for a post-crap nap.
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It's
#SuperLikeSunday
. That's the day when I try to pander to get likes so that my boss thinks I'm good at my job. Did it work?
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