Alister WokeKenzie- #1 Ranked GCA Burner Account
@wokekenzie
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Bad satire/parody on nerds that blog about Seth Raynor in their mom’s basement. Commentator on woke golf culture. Not golden age? Then it's crap #shrinkthegame
On a golden age gem. He/him
Joined June 2019
@WalkingGolferMI That certainly seems to be the narrative we are being force-fed by woke golf media. Cut down trees, hire a new “restoration” specialist, grow fescue, get some millennials to post bunch of pics on IG and boom, recipe for some real GCA momentum.
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Leonardo DiCaprio would have put poor Spike down about 3 years ago…
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RT @PabloEscoburner: No shot Nike just used Kermit’s song talking about being green rather than red after Adidas athlete Patrick Mahomes wh…
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In a stunning turn of events, Mahomes was STILL named Super Bowl MVP.
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I’ll never be able to unsee Seal as a seal.
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Me, when I see someone shamelessly humble bragging on X about the latest Top-100 course they just played…
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We get it. You played golf with the NFL MVP.
Quick golf story about this guy. I played Sea Island with him last offseason and witnessed a sickness like I've never seen before: -Played 18 in the morning -Raced to UPS to sign a restructured contract -Another 18 in the afternoon -Hit balls until 1 am (the King Cottage has a private range) -Was back on the range next day at 7 am -Said his driver was "too spinny." Walked over to the performance center and did a driver fitting at 8 am -Drove straight to Ohoopee for 36 more Also, a truly good guy. Tipped all the staff, took care of everyone and never once talked about football or himself. MVP.
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RT @CasualThursday: I used to have really strong opinions about music and try to keep up with all the new stuff. Nowadays I see an article…
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@TurfmanMike @leverage_gang Hoping for a @POTUS executive order banning the sale of gaudy block letter hats in golf pro shops.
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@bigfiyah1981 There are other ways to announce to the world you’re playing “there” without announcing to the world you’re playing “there.” “When I was “there” last March, I loved the routing and the staff were over the top in terms of hospitality”
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@bigfiyah1981 Be sure and post a screenshot of your confirmed tee time at Gaza Dunes when it opens. It will be a huge flex. Major online clout. Of course, a bigger flex would be playing the course and not posting about it. 😉😜
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@PeteAnRepete Trump is listening to his advisors. Elon a big minimalist golf architecture guy.
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