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GUYS, ALL MY TWEETS ARE FAKE UNTIL THEY’RE NOT.
DON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
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Why BGC isn’t flooded while the rest of the Metro is?
Engineering.
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Only PRRD made us aware that we have a drug problem. Only PBBM made us aware we have an agri problem. Kakampink/Dilawans have been yacking for 36 years that they are the solution when they’re ACTUALLY THE PROBLEM!
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PRRD: “Addict ka!”
PBBM: “Addict ka rin!”
Me: “Pero mas lutang pa rin si Leni. Sinong pinaka addict ngayon???”
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@KwentongPajama
“Lord, protect me from your followers.” is one of my favorite go-to prayers. 😂
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One of them was prohibited from entering Batasan for the SONA, because she wore the wrong outfit.
The whoooo???
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The problem with Kakampinks. They’re self-righteous know-it-alls.
Ok, so tama nga kayo. What now? Let the country burn so you can take over?
Kami mga DDS, kahit sino nakaupo, kahit Duterte, may masasabi kami. Because we want a better Philippines.
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How bad was PRRD’s admin?
1. 6.7x infra spending. Lahat ng railway naumpisahan at hindi na drawing.
2. EDSA Bus Carousel. Simple, it works. PRRD lang may political will to do it. Why? Eh mga congressmen may ari ng mga bus na yan.
3. 70% decrease in crime rate.
Ayaw niyo yan?
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Obstacle Course Relay. PH vs ID for the gold. That last stretch was just wow.
#SEAGames2023
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Hearing para masira si PRRD. Pero ang nangyari ay pagpapatunay na si PRRD lang sakalam.
Admin anong petcha na?
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FACT:
Patay na Dilaw sa panahon ni PRRD.
Nabuhay ulit ang Dilaw sa panahon ni PBBM.
That’s not ‘healing’, that’s a plumbing problem.
Yung tae bumalik sa kubeta.
The DDS will need to flush them again. Both Red and Yellow.
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Impossible ang plano ni PRRD na separate Mindanao.
Lahat ng taga Luzon at Visayas lilipat diyan.
Kasya ba lahat?
🤣🤣🤣
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Leni blames disinformation and yet mali mali ang kanyang math, geography, sentence construction, pati pornhub suggestions. Tapos tayo ang source of disinformation?
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You know why we like PBBM better than St. Leni?
PBBM: ‘Corruption is a human condition…’
Leni: ‘Una, hindi ako sinungaling.’
Sino diyan ang hindi nagiging totoo? Anyone who brags about being humble isn’t one. Anyone who declares she doesn’t lie, just lied.
Huwag kami.
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They can’t even win against 1 single Duterte.
Apat na katapat niyo.
Si Kitty na lang kulang.
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Kailan maingay ang Dilaw?
- Panahon ni Macoy
- Panahon ni Erap
- Panahon ni GMA
- Panahon ni Duterte
Kailan sila tahimik?
- Panahon ni Cory
- Panahon ni PNoy
- Panahon ni PBBM
MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
🤣🤣🤣
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Just admit it. This Senate hearing is about diminishing the Duterte’s political viability.
Quiboloy should be tried by the courts, not by the Senate.
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Panahon ni PRRD, we had a crippling covid pandemic, kaya umutang at nagpa-ayuda.
Panahon ni PBBM, we have leaders with crippled mentality, kaya umutang at nagpa-ayuda.
Choose your poison.
Mga abnormal.
😂🤭✌️
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Bangag or mentally ill daw si Digong when he was president.
Wow, imagine kung normal pa siya?
Baka Singapore na tayo ngayon.
🤣🤣🤣
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Secret Agreements:
Ni Trililing = nawala Scarborough
Ni PRRD = walang nawala
Ni PBBM = nawalan ng daliri, nawalan ng tapang, nawalan tayo ng respeto ng ASEAN
😂😂😂✌️
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A bit of a hearsay, but you know altas, the HIGH society. They know people in the know. You can’t simply dismiss sosyaling tsismis. 😂😅
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Speaking of jukeboxes, this one stopped playing for an awfully long time. Unless it’s paid to keep quiet. 😂
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We need a DepEd Sec daw with a teaching background. Lol.
We had those before but never pushed for:
- Mandatory 30day vacation leave for teachers
- No admin work for teachers
What we need are leaders with political will and wisdom.
Duterte lang meron nun.
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I actually miss PRRD. He took us away from both the US and yellow mindset that predominantly captured the Filipino psyche. He made us say ‘Pwede naman pala.’ and think outside the box. And we were/are in that box for so damn long.
There I said it. Ad hominem in 3, 2, 1…
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All PBBM had to do was:
Keep PGMA, instead he permitted SMR.
Listen to Imee, instead he let FLLAM take the rein.
We wouldn’t be in this mess.
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@ENguilbert
While the Uniteam negates each other. Leni will be like a Phoenix that will rise from their ashes! She is our Arya!
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I guess the PBBM presidency now proves that it’s time we move away from the Marcos-Aquino rivalry narrative.
Because they’re now one and the same.
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When PNoy was riding the highs of the global economy, Kakampinks gloat ‘Galing ni PNoy!’. When the global economy has crashed and PH did/is doing fairly well, they go ‘Palpak ka GMA, PRRD, PBBM!.’ These ppl don’t have brains. They only have hateful hearts.
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Dang.
I’m speechless.
That’s daddy Digong going straight for the jugular.
No sugarcoating on this one.
😳😱🤯
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Morales: “Di pa po ako convicted. Di po katulad ng butihing senador.”
Denggoy: “Problema ko yun. Ayusin mo problema mo.”
Bato: “Please remove that statement from the record.”
😂😂😂
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When Duterte admin decreased crime rate as much as 73%, people don’t forget.
When Duterte admin operated MRT close to zero incidents, people don’t forget.
Why? Malapit sa bituka.
BaLut vs DDS.
Bring it on.
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PRRD cursed at Obama
DDS: Ay pwede pala yun
PRRD demanded the Balangiga Bells.
DDS: Ay pwede pala yun
PRRD: Shifted towards 🇨🇳🇷🇺
DDS: Ay pwede pala yun
PRRD made us realized the ‘pwedes’. It paved the way for a PH centric independent policy.
Hindi tulad ngayon. Copy paste sa 🇺🇸
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Pinklawans complain about food prices but are quiet about the fact that Marcos Sr. built FTI to service GMA to keep food costs low. And quiet about the fact PNOY sold a big chunk of it to Ayala to be another township. Magaling!
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When Reagan was shot and taken to the hospital, he said ‘I hope you doctors are Republicans.’ The doctor laughed and said ‘Today Mr. President, we’re all Americans.’
Meanwhile in the PH…
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Swerte kayo matanda na si Daddy D. That guy single-handedly destroyed Yellow politics that held PH since ‘86. He is the only reason why you dipshits are in power in the first place. With VPSD having the highest approval rating, we aren’t done yet. 😛
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Isn’t it funny that the ASEAN seems to blame the PH over the SCS dispute. Buti pa sila alam nila. Yung mga amboys natin hindi.
Make concessions daw.
Mga abnormal.
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De Lima’s acquittal isn’t proof of her innocence. It only meant, there was not enough evidence for conviction.
Same applies to the Marcoses, et al.
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Hindi ako Die Hard Duterte supporter just because.
I’m for leadership, political will, and wisdom that puts the Filipino people first. Yung malapit sa bituka at hindi yung gusto ng oligarka.
Eh nagkataon si Daddy D yun. And so I hope VPSD is her father’s daughter.
👊✊✊
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Nakatikim lang ng konting power, akala nila hawak na nila Pinas. Kitams namin mga galawan ninyo.
I’m sticking with PGMA, VPSD, SIRM, PRRD.
PBBM still in between. Until when can you keep everyone together? I hope and pray for your wisdom Mr. President.
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Hate them or not, they’re just classy people na hindi matapobre. Compare them to Tetay. Eh isang sample lang yun ng gene pool nila sa kabila.
Opinion ko lang, ito ang family na walang galit sa puso kahit ano ang dinanas nila noon, kaya pinagpapala sila ngayon at kailanman ❤️✌🏻❤️
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Why is VPSD silent about WPS?
Simple. She respects the OP.
She probably has a different opinion. But she chose to keep it to herself because she isn’t epal.
She has her red lines. Apparently, current strategy w CN isn’t one of them.
Not yet.
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Mindanao: “Ayaw ko na! Hihiwalay na ako!”
Luzon: “Bakit??? Meron bang iba? Taksil ka!”
Mindanao: “Taksil agad??? Pinabayaan mo ako! Lahat ng pera, trabaho, pati mga ambag ko, ikaw lang gumagastos! Paano kami mga anak mo dito? Ako pa ang nagpapakain sa iyo! I feel so neglected!”
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When Cayetano told him he’s a thief to his face, PBBM just laughed. When a reporter asked PBBM about PRRD undermining him, PBBM just laughed. PBBM is the embodiment of strategic ambiguity, laughter his default response, that is not weakness, that is his strength.
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Hinahanap si Inday eh spare tire lang yun.
Bakit flat na ba si Bonget?
Better yet, get Tamby. Mukhang salvabidabida yun.
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Si Sass maingay sa MOOE.
Si TP tahimik sa MOOE.
That’s all you need to know who is paid and not paid. Corrupt and not corrupt. Milyonaryo at dugyot.
Baka sa MOOE lang din pambayad kay TP. That’s why.
😡😡😡
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Panahon ni PRRD, may ayuda dahil may pandemic.
Panahon ni PBBM, may ayuda dahil may pandemic pa rin.
Pandemic of the lack of leadership and vision.
🤭🤭✌️
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If you know PRRD, I took his charged statements to PBBM as to what a father would do to a (prodigal) son.
- Stop your addiction
- Don’t let cousin/wife run the show
Or else:
- Mindanao will secede
- You will fall like your father
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PBBM did more for farmers than the patron saint of land reform, Cory Aquino. Agree?
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You know why PRRD is popular with the masses? He was focused on things that have direct impact on ordinary citizens:
- Safety: No to drugs
- Law & Order
- Public Transpo
Hindi malayo sa bituka. Unlike:
- Pacific Island Chain
- The Quad
So, sorry if mababaw kaligayahan namin.
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I grew up in Tarlac. My parents were part of the yellow army. But I remember my mom saying this about Ninoy’s decision to return home, ‘He doesn’t want to be forgotten. If he stays in the US, he will fade away to oblivion.’
Ergo, Ninoy died bec of his pride & ambition.
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On “PRRD is destabilizing PBBM.”
Well, if PBBM only kept his campaign promises, PRRD has no reason to comment or complain.
Not complicated.
🤣🤣🤣
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Pinks make fun of the DDS for getting ‘budol’ed.
Ok lang, as long as it keeps you out of the national discourse on politics. We don’t mind.
Stay irrelevant.
✌️
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How do you say eff u to Tamby and FLLAM? Attend their parties and be the star. 🤣🤣✌️
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Our soldiers paid our victory with blood.
Si Irene Khan, laway lang ang ambag.
Tapos siya ang masusunod?
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Even Angara wants ‘continuity’ after a Duterte.
DDS yarn?
😂😂😂🤭✌️
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So weird for this admin to be so busy undoing PRRD’s admin ‘accomplishments’.
To think PRRD’s approval rating ended higher than when it started.
Gusto ng tao pero ayaw ng mga politiko?
So abnormal.
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The good thing about this DDS - Loyalista skirmishes is the fact Yellows are no longer part of the discourse. May significance pa ba sila? Basta guys, don’t forget Uniteam, tayo tayo din magkakampi sa dulo.
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Martin Romualdez is the typical Filipino politician who thinks he can buy everyone because we are poor.
kailangan magsuot ng mr tshirt tuwing may serbisyo fairs. 🤭
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Simple.
Pasimpleng nag-eenjoy sa angat buhay. 😂
Bakit tahimik? Wala ng pinaglalaban or wala ng bayad?
Laylayan Kween. Poong Santa Lutang Ina, Our Lady of Shameless Hypocrisy.
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I saw the whole interview just now. All I remember w what she said was:
“Such a hassle to file a case. Easier to call a Romanian.”
So like Kris A. when she said “Kaya kang ipapatay ng pamilya ko.”
These are words you just don’t throw around wo being ‘real’ one way or another.
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When a Duterte is out in public, people gather and ogle.
Could be misconstrued as ‘early politicking’.
Ganyan talaga pag may charm. So pasensya na sa mga wala.
😂😂😂🤭
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According to Jardaleza:
1. PRRD did nothing wrong. Status quo was the position bec we were not strong enough.
2. PBBM is more aggressive bec we now have more allies.
3. CPC doesn’t change policy. We do.
Malinaw yan ha.
Anong resulta ang expected ng admin?
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Paul Soriano flew around the PH to shoot real PH footages for PBBM VPSD campaign videos. Kaya huwag kayong malisyoso mga pink Marites.
Sana nga siya na lang gumawa ng bagong video e. I’m sure it would have been better. With Toni’s voice for the background song. 😜
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DDS wanting Digong back is out of desperation because this admin is leading us to hell.
Given the choice, we want him to rest. He deserves it.
It’s why we joined the Uniteam in the first place.
But you f
@ckingly
messed it all up.
Mga bangag.
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PRRD
- Walang water cannon
- Narerepair ang BRP SM
- Nakakapag pangisda
- May CN infra & turista
- Walang nawala
PBBM
- Puro water cannon, ngawngaw at ilong ni Taryela sa media
- Takot mangisda, idaan sa ayuda
- Wala pera galing CN
- Naging cannon fodder for TW
🤭🤭🤭
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When PRRD went to CN, he was welcomed/treated like family.
When PBBM went to the US, he was welcomed/treated like the househelp.
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Loyalists: “Walang magiging giyera. Mga DDShits puro warmongers.”
PBBM: “Be ready to defend against external threats.”
Mga abnormal.
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The Democrats are the US version of the PH Dilawans.
Same self-righteous, virtue-signaling hypocrisy.
Any DDS would know that.
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Sa sobrang galing ni Leni as a Human Rights Lawyer, ni isang kaso sa alleged na 7000 EJKs, walang na file. Pero nakapag Christmas party naman siya.
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Facts:
First 1-2 years of PNoy was plagued with underspending. He was busy attacking/cancelling PGMA first.
First 2 years of PBBM? Same.
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Napaka boring makipag bardagul sa Dilaw.
Akala nila insulto mga ito?
PBBM magnanakaw. PRRD mamamatay tao.
Leni Lutang lang sagot and they go crazy. Lol.
Good times.
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Si PRRD ba yung sa isang mura lang:
- Nagbayad ng P30B tax ang Mighty?
- Nagbayad ng $117M tax ang PAL?
- Napigilang maningil si Ayala ng P7.4B sa ManilaWater?
- Napigilang maningil si MVP ng P3.6B sa Maynilad?
Baka pwede niyong ipadala siya sa Panay?
Why can't the president order directly the DOE to give warning to NGCP? —Ka Eric on Western Visayas blackout
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FACT.
Let me repeat.
BUMALIGTAD lahat ng pinangako ni Bangag.
Until we know that he had good reason to justify the 180deg turnaround, we can only surmise that we got budoled.
So the charge remains, ‘Budolero si Bangag’.
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Has anyone seen PBBM speak to the point of almost tearing up, get frustrated, get angry, get emotional to the point of kissing the flag?
I’ve seen PRRD go thru all these, lots of times.
I miss those days.
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Foreigners sunbathing, guess where? At the Manila Bay dolomite beach! Pwede kaya ibilad mga sourgrapes ng mga Kakampink dito? (Image taken from Engr. Berto on FB)
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Common Sense:
The Dutertes will only need to wait for 2028 to get back in power if and when VPSD runs and wins.
The Aranetas/Romualdezes can’t beat her in 2028. Sandro is too short, este too young for 2028. They don’t own Tulfo.
This is all about shutting VPSD’s chances.
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Meron bang pinklawan na nagshare ng Harvard speech ni madumb? Bakit parang wala? Ain’t you guys proud that she’s putting the country in a bad light? Praktisado since her TV speech addressing the UN. Natalo tuloy, uulit yarn? Lol
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A country that lets another military to defend itself is not a country. It’s a colony.
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VPSD’s resignation is the outcome of PBBM’s weakness in not protecting the Uniteam as a whole.
It started when PGMA was dropped for Tamby.
Rock the boat with a big boy like that? The Uniteam boat will sink.
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PBBM tries so hard pandering to the masses by having Jollibee and wanting to try Diwata’s pares.
All PRRD had to do was go to a mall to do window shopping for expensive watches and the people go wild.
You can’t mfg charm. People know if you’re faking it. Just be yourself paps.
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Pinks pre-2022: “Nakakahiya! PBBM hindi makakapag US!”
Pinks post-2022: “PBBM is the best!”
Basically Pinks get their tooshies wet with everything US. 😂😂😂✌️
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Wow this is so beautiful. If we can make this into P-pop, PH soft power would get better. There was a time KZ Tandingan ‘conquered’ the CH people with her music. Imee bekenemen.
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If you want to teach about Marcos’ ML, make sure to teach about the communist rebels, their urban operatives, and connivance with the Liberal Party opposition.
Just teach the facts. Let the students make opinion for themselves.
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Let me repeat, only SMNI gave voices to IP victims of the CPP NPA NDF.
That’s enough reason to keep them on.
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Cory was a haciendera.
PNoy anak ng haciendero.
PBBM was a party-boy na lumaki sa Oxford. FLLAM is so New York.
It’s not surprising that they’re out-of-touch with the problems of the common man.
Being nice to your kasambahay (katulong in FLLAM’s words) is not the real world.
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Can’t wait for 2034.
Warning: The farther you go right, the lesser the testosterone.
🤣🤣✌️
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Local or geo-politics, there are no permanent allies/enemies, just permanent interests. 😂🤭✌️
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Wala daw plano. Yung kandidato nga ninyo walang kumpletong comprehensible sentence.
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Aminado nga si PBBM na the Dutertes helped him a lot. If VPSD decided to run for P last time, he was ready to slide to
#2
.
If VPSD runs for P in 2028, we will also need PBBM/supporters.
Tahan na! Para di na tayo awkward in 2028.
Know your enemy!
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