JESSE ❌
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You're asked to choose one for 2 weeks quarantine which are you picking? 😇
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Me faking sleep to avoid greeting my uncle and I hear "I for give Jesse this money o"
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When you're eating at a restaurant and you hear the waiter telling someone bottle water is 4,500 and you're drinking wine 😭😂
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Do you knw that Hyenas have sex 6 times a day?
No wonder these idiots are always laughing and happy 😂💔
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When my dad sees my nudes..
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Who else sometimes forgets how to spell a word then changes the whole sentence to avoid using it?
#backtoschool
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Jehovah witness after selling watchtower for 20 naira 😂
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When the conductor shouts "your money for back" and you forgot your money at home..
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Armed Robber: kicks door.
Me: Runs to my room so he can Rob in peace.
Armed Robber: not satisfied goes straight to my room.
Me: 😨
Armed Robber: smells weed ''ote selebo''
Me: ''Yahoo ni babalawo'' 😫😂
Armed Robber:
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Me checking my jamb result seeing 37 in economics after spending my time reading that shit 😫
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Bobrisky trying to catch his or her breath after being chased by the police 🤣💔
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I dare you to post the last thing you saved.. Ill go first 😋
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Being in a long distance relationship is hard but it’s worth it when it’s with the right person💜
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Mummy said I should follow you
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When she loves me and can't say it...
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Me after faking sleep to avoid going to night vigil with my mom..
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Have you ever walked slow behind some elders just to avoid greeting them?😂
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Me: oh shit she reply me
She: Pls who's this and where did you get my number
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Me to my guys: Don't be scared of talking to her because you're broke... she may not be after your money.
Girls seeing this tweet:
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I am a cinematographer and i asked him for one thing this year which is financial stability... Retweet with faith 🙏
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Mummy said if u don't wash the plate u and your friends will leave the house
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Pls open your bible to book of Atletico
Madrid chapter 1 vs 2-3, and it says "Liverpool Wept" 😂😂😂
#LIVATL
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"Me remove cloth.. Lie down.. Plug charger"
Mom: Jesse!!!! 😫
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When I'm forced to wash dishes and I see the last meat
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When I saved her number as mechanic and she still calls around 2am
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Me: Hey babe you finally called
She: Its over Jesse
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Me: I'll do withdrawal method baby u won't get pregnant..
Sperm:
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Drop a random picture in your gallery and follow anyone who likes it ❤❤
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I was in a taxi and there was this weird looking muscular guy at the back seat with 2 other guys. His phone rings and he answered, "Boss am in a taxi with him now I will shoot him when he gets off"...
We've been in the taxi for two days now.. 😂😂
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Me when I told you something and you still went to ask if its true
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When my phone charger got spoilt and I still bend it backwards..
My phone charger:
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Ayefele self no dey stand like this. Wetin do you spinal cord??
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6yrs old me after bed wetting 4 times before dawn..
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Guys, can you date a girl that has a pretty face but no big boobs or ass 🤔
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Begging my self not to wank..
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Most of us have that one song we always skip... not that it can't be deleted but cus our friends have it..
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You reading this, your parent shall be present when u start to succeed in life 🙏
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When you're eating at a restaurant and you hear the waiter telling someone bottle water is 4,500 and you're drinking wine 😭😂
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I asked my mum why am dark in complexion now
Because I was light skinned on my baby pictures
Mom said because I started bathing myself 😭😭😭
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Brushing your teeth this lockdown to avoid same color with your skin 😌😂
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When you're trying to defend your project and your lecturer ask "Are you my student" 😂
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One of our high school student "Jesse" was shot dead after being missing for bout a week in school..
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Mama nkechi husband tell me say him wife sister friend talk say u tell am say my penis no big..
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Forget
#ReturnMercyEkesMoney
#fliptheswitchchallenge
#FreeSanusiNow
and bovi..
Y'all have to hear this 😂😂
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Potiphar's wife: Joseph take off your jacket.
Joseph: MAN'S NOT HOT
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Igbo girls: I want to be a modella.. I want to model
Me: OK come tomorrow with your outfit
She:
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Weed!!
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Your mind: Tell her you love her she'll say it back.
Me: I love you 😊
She: K
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