Armed Robber: kicks door.
Me: Runs to my room so he can Rob in peace.
Armed Robber: not satisfied goes straight to my room.
Me: 😨
Armed Robber: smells weed ''ote selebo''
Me: ''Yahoo ni babalawo'' 😫😂
Armed Robber:
I was in a taxi and there was this weird looking muscular guy at the back seat with 2 other guys. His phone rings and he answered, "Boss am in a taxi with him now I will shoot him when he gets off"...
We've been in the taxi for two days now.. 😂😂