Nick Goroff
@wizardofcause
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Writer, actor, #VA, comedian, host and other assorted euphemisms for 'I don't have a 401k.'
Between here and there.
Joined June 2009
I can't really articulate just how happy I am to have my ship up and running again. She drives almost better than ever. Either tomorrow or Wednesday, I'll finally be on my way again. Off to a land of gators and movies. No more crazy angry old people. No more diabetic hipsters.
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RT @micah_erfan: They seriously think that because their orange loser got 49% of the vote, now we shouldn’t be allowed to listen to Kendric…
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@NotZaphod79 I am grinning like an idiot right now. The old girl is running beautifully and I haven't been this happy in a long while.
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@mattgaetz Dude, I just heard there are some fifteen year old girls at the 7-11 down the street from you looking for someone to buy them beer and party with them. What are you doing on Twitter?
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"Ballet is gay." "What if it was done with trucks?" "What?" "Really big trucks." "... You're a very handsome man. Has anyone told you that?"
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@TheNext6Minutes Eagles fans get wild and I think they're a close second to the violent mobs that are Sox fans.
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@KillerMike Funny as fuck because that oli guy first got noticed because he was dropping big money on plastic surgery because he wanted to look Korean.. Now he's some ethno nationalist dipshit.
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I don't follow football or really care all that much, but I know as cities go, I like Philly 100x more than Kansas City. So #GoBirds
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Used to be brown shirts. Now it's red hats. Different garments, same fascist bullshit. And of them, so many sex offenders. So so many.
Reporter: You are going to meet with first responders today, but you pardoned hundreds of people who assaulted first responders. Trump: No, I pardoned people who were assaulted themselves… by our government. I didn’t assault. They didn’t assault.
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She's still dirty, she still needs work, she's parked on a slope, so my chair keeps rolling and my bed keeps sliding while I sleep...but I love my ship. I LOVE this ship.
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Classic Manchester. Fuck New Hampshire. Every stupid square inch of it.
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When I'm on my deathbed, I just know I'll be saying "I should have made more cold calls and caught up on more emails. If only I had been more of an obsessive tool. Get away from me friends and family, I need to do a last Sigma grind before I go!" These people are so fucking sad.
You guys are spending your Sunday nights watching grown men fight over a ball. I’m making cold calls and catching up on emails. Will work on my business plan in a few minutes. How to win: Zig when everyone else zags.
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