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@wizardalakazam
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3 months
@JakeAuch I was actually more scared of the 25+ BLM riots that ended in mass looting and burning of public and private property. What did the Jan 6th people do again? They took selfies in the capital? Oh okay. Yeah that was the worst day EVER
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@wizardalakazam
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@schuld_eth @PicturesFoIder armchair firefighting is a new thing on X for me
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@wizardalakazam
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@AndrewYang what a shame
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@wizardalakazam
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@wizardalakazam
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@esjesjesj 1.“The Old Guard” (2020): - White man as the villain - Black woman as the hero (Charlize Theron’s character is central, but KiKi Layne’s character, Nile Freeman, plays a significant heroic role) - Features a gay couple who are also warriors and provide wisdom and reason 2.“Sex
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@wizardalakazam
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@MarkRuffalo “marching orders”?!
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@wizardalakazam
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@schuld_eth @InternetH0F Tipping culture places incentive structures in providing good, quick service. If you spend anytime outside of the United States, you will notice the level of service is much worse. There is no incentive to go above and beyond, no incentive to turn over tables. This makes the
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@wizardalakazam
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@YounesLahlou3 @BRICSinfo if you are an adult and want to have the surgery, you are a free adult who cares. Keep the children out of it.
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@wizardalakazam
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@KirkHerbstreit Im excited to see Travis win the @HeismanTrophy . I agree he was that important to an undefeated team.
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@wizardalakazam
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2 months
@nomad_islamist Democrats have learned how to make fun of fat people and it’s amazing! I always thought they were massive pussies that wanted to protect and be inclusive of all types of people, even those who want to murder jews and chop your childs cock off This makes me happy 🥹
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@wizardalakazam
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@AlexEParada2 @marlene4719 “The President of the United States” is what you call the current President. “President Trump, President Obama, President Bush” is how you would refer to former US Presidents. You can easily look this up with access to the internet. Don’t let your own stupidity piss you off.
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@wizardalakazam
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@22Coras @ChrisDJackson did you not read the stipulations of the debate before watching? they had timed segments with mics that muted themselves once it was over.
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@wizardalakazam
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@JoshShapiroPA @KamalaHarris what results did she deliver? can you be more specific?
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@wizardalakazam
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@wizardalakazam
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@MailePRMedia @elonmusk what about Russia?
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@wizardalakazam
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@krassenstein @JamalGurhan no Brian, I think im more concerned with Biden thinking there was a Train on the bridge in baltimore that he rode in his imagination.
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@wizardalakazam
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@mouvement33 Joe tweeted 23 times during the debate. I think you mean you would rather have his handlers run the country**
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@wizardalakazam
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@ChadLaCrbot @WSBChairman @avonhun @VP @POTUS I think this post kind of proves OPs point that you are an idiot. Just critically think. BLM riots broke out in rual towns all over the country as a result of George Floyd. Those were all democratic riots, backed by democratic organizations like BLM. COVID was leaked from a lab
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@wizardalakazam
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@esjesjesj @aristodo1 oh damn Elon told you? thats crazy
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@wizardalakazam
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@reddit_lies @krassenstein I love how racism is out, but agism is now in.
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@wizardalakazam
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@ofthemisery THE INACCURACY
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@wizardalakazam
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@NostalgiaFolder sold at every elementary school scholastic book fair. those were the days
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@wizardalakazam
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@danielbeachca @trade2surf @narrative_hole Winston Churchil not credible? what an idiot
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@wizardalakazam
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@plutopanther71 @cmclymer Only weird republicans support abortion in cases of incest but somehow you’ve brainwashed yourself to believe otherwise. Low IQ
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@wizardalakazam
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@RobbieJ377 @historyinmemes Subway has less strict franchising requirements. If I remember correctly, they have some of the cheapest franchizing fees and lowest net worth requriements of all the major fast food chains.
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@wizardalakazam
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@realsteelmuslim Didnt China murder thousands of their own citizens at Tiananmen Square? Didn’t they also then surpress this information from their own citizens and the world? Didnt they leak a coronavirus from an experimental lab and lie to the world about its possible origin and their own
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@wizardalakazam
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@dannykanell College Football is not about winning games, its about looking as pretty as you can on the feild. Unless you play in the SEC, then you can just say it was a “defensive showdown”
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@wizardalakazam
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@ChrissieMayr @Nina7Infinity I feel like I shouldn’t have to, but I do want to remind you she is famous for saying spitting on a guys cock while sucking it makes them go crazy.
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@Aku_700 @PicturesFoIder Nothing justifies a young, unassuming person ambushing a solider with a knife attempting to murder him - man or woman - when they are minding their own business. Period.
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@wizardalakazam
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@bbdibello @itscraigagainR @ElonMuskAOC stop eating and you will 100% not be fat anymore.
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@wizardalakazam
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@consequence @steveo 28 States where transgenders are arrested and put in internment camps? What the fuck are we talking about lol
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@wizardalakazam
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@itsme_urstruly @Rainmaker1973 safe vs deadly helmet. where is all the force going to go if not being absorbed by the crumpling of the helmet? In my 🧠
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@wizardalakazam
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@MoiDawg It was rough going for a while when there was only one active server, and it wasn't full. This is amazing!
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@wizardalakazam
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10 months
@CoachBeecham @undisputed @RSherman_25 this is the whole problem with college sports. There are people who actually want to make decisions based on what different teams accomplished in previous seasons. He’s talking specifically about THIS season, which is the one we’re currently in and the only one that currently
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@wizardalakazam
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@Team__Spirit mute everyone the moment you get in a game
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@wizardalakazam
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@kwok_xian @JoAnn46236215 yeah, I wish it was a liberal echo chamber so I could jerk off to only ideas I agree with. Being exposed to other political views is awful.
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@wizardalakazam
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4 months
@QuiGonJenna the first three things you quoted are not misconceptions, they are true statements of her character. what a worthless post
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@wizardalakazam
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@robhardyjr @ZaleskiLuke I can’t wait until these #Imwithher idiots realize their perfect country already exists and its called China.
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@wizardalakazam
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@FilmsFallout I think you need move the coffee before the toilet paper
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@BenParis8 @schuld_eth @InternetH0F I was just there and it was not better or faster at all.
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@Nolerunner48 @elonmusk They will de orbit them and they should burn up on re-entry.
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@wizardalakazam
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@Timodc I was listening to the Kamala cupcake interview where they asked her speicifcally on her plan to help the middle class economically and her answer included a lengthy aside about how she grew up in the middle class around teachers and construction workers.
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@wizardalakazam
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@KyleKulinski My daughter saw her first adult male ballsack today and I was so proud 😢 This opening ceremony has been INCREDIBLE!
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@wizardalakazam
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@IGN Eliminate the Meta! Why do we need to have certain weapons or loadouts equipped in the game? Every weapon/loadout combination should have the potential be equally viable in the hands of the right player. The only variable should be skill!
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@wizardalakazam
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@xgigglypuff @fnord3125 yeah, those fucking they/thems think everything is porn
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@wizardalakazam
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@engineers_feed the difference in scale between a million and a billion. One million seconds is 11 days. One billion seconds is 31 years.
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@wizardalakazam
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@GadSaad been reading The Parasitic Mind when I take my dog out for a walk. its been a great read Professor Saad!! I love how you eloquently sum up the threat our freedom of thought is under. Most do not realize.
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@AndrewYang @Fwd_Party Then why on earth did you sell your soul to the deep state?
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@wizardalakazam
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@JFT1231 @lovehumanity333 @SteveR2022 @DonaldJTrumpJr since when do republicans hate Tesla Mr. Bot?
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@wizardalakazam
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8 months
@Terry_Flaps21 @CatingtonX @NoCapFights this is no joke. Walk into your local @Target and you may see one employee working a register if you’re lucky.
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@wizardalakazam
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@esjesjesj 9 more examples: 1.“Fear Street Trilogy” (2021) - This series of films includes a diverse cast with strong female leads, LGBTQ+ representation, and a complex exploration of historical and systemic villainy often embodied by white characters. 2.“I Care a Lot” (2020) - The
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@wizardalakazam
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@SmolAltNoko same with a confederate flag 😂
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@wizardalakazam
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@contrerasforca I never would have thought women would have made such a huge deal about their ability to abort babies. Its still legal to scramble your babies brains in over 50% of US states and Trump is not going to change that.
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@wizardalakazam
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@HackingButLegal vote #Trump2024Vance if you dont want to live in a communist shit hole where hard work is no longer valued. Women are just fucking useless now that they murder all the babies they make.
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@wizardalakazam
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@VirginiaBuysse @claudiamconwayy I think we need to ban guns like we ban murder. Once we banned murder, murder stopped! If we ban guns, they will disappear!
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@wizardalakazam
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@MaxwellFrostFL @JoeBiden 17.6% inflation, afghanistan withdraw and two wars!! best president of my lifetime hands down.
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@wizardalakazam
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@TheRickyDavila Jill forcing her husband to run for another four years as President while he clearly was experiencing a steep decline in physical and mental health is the opposite of true love. I would consider that taking advantage of your husband for selfish reasons.
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@wizardalakazam
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@newacco64515530 @ChadLaCrbot @WSBChairman @avonhun @VP @POTUS A couple reasons: 1. Financial Commitment Trump frequently criticized other nation’s for not contributing their fair share. The US was contributing a larger % of their GDP than our NATO allies and we shared no borders with Russia. Was it not an equal partnership or were we being
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@wizardalakazam
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@Japod67 @Nolerunner48 @elonmusk by design, satellites burn up in our atmosphere if they fall out of orbit. For ones that need replacing, they de-orbit and destroy them and launch new ones to replace.
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@wizardalakazam
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@MiamiDolphins this was a typical monday night game for the Dolphins if you’ve watched them the last 20 years like I have.
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@wizardalakazam
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@FNDMHQ @CultureCrave @CAH nah, you speak for cynical, humanity hating, narrow minded, ignorant, fucking morons. anyone who doesnt believe in Musk is actively working against earth and humanity.
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@wizardalakazam
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@mahkusg @Tesla @tesla_na Just had my windsheild replaced. Can confirm there is zero mobile service option for that.
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@wizardalakazam
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@walizebadh10012 @RyanRozbiani If only they didnt attack Isreal at that music festival and killed innocent people. Could have saved themselves alot of heartache. They did the equivalent of poking the bear, and now all these idiots have convinced themselves it was the bears fault. When will these idiots ever
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@wizardalakazam
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@bbdibello @itscraigagainR @ElonMuskAOC You can, your just addicted to food and cannot stop. You’re too ashamed to admit you have a disgusting habit that kills you early and makes you phyisxally unattractive, so you make excuses to say its not your fault. I hope you have good health insurance lol
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@wizardalakazam
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@samschwartz03 Ah yes, lets take getting murdered by an illegal for $1000 Trebek?
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@wizardalakazam
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@LiberalDemIda @PlainJane357 @cbouzy ah this is adorable. meanwhile you are probably voting for more government power and censorship of information. You cannot make this level of stupidity up lol
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@wizardalakazam
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@reddit_lies they always “cackle”
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@jordantrav13 Appreciate you 🙏🏼
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@wizardalakazam
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@fasc1nate its wild that we as humans have absolutely zero idea why they behavied this way. Being able to speak to animals might be cooler than finding aliens.
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@wizardalakazam
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@BDaveWalters WW2 memoriablia is racist now?? lmao better watch out, I play call of duty and am sometimes forced to play as the germans. am I a nazi????
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@wizardalakazam
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@DreaMGriff28 @HeathMayo oh wow that sounds like a lie to me. what does this original poster have to say?
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@topher0x @Chevalierkgb @TheSun I think the paper is literally what we as a society agreed upon to formally recognize ownership of land. What you’re saying is some spirtual bullshit not rooted in reality.
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@wizardalakazam
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@MoiraDonegan Elon has at least 12 kids. Taylor has 0.
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@wizardalakazam
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@rossacrosswi one was self defense, easy
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@wizardalakazam
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@Morbidful see, this is why I was always an Iron Man kid
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@wizardalakazam
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@mmpadellan wasn’t Biden teasing Trump about his weight at the debate?
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@wizardalakazam
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@AndresFMontoyaT @newacco64515530 @ChadLaCrbot @WSBChairman @avonhun @VP @POTUS I’ll explain it like your five. You have a toy and want to play with it for 3 hours a day. Your mom says, no I think you should only be playing with it for 2 hours a day. You say, no I want to keep playing with it for 3 hours a day. Your mom threatens to take away the toy if
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@wizardalakazam
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@jasondebolt Drones vs submarines still a no go though. I still think even with millions of suicide drones, the person who holds the biggest stick is the one at can point several hundred warheads at an opponent from under the sea.
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@wizardalakazam
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3 months
@disneytipsguy but hey, at least they went back on charging for parking at hotels!
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@wizardalakazam
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@charles_gaba oh so its Trumps fault and not Boars Head’s. Got it
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@wizardalakazam
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@l78lancer @nancykarenbrian 45 cares so much about 45 he left his billionaire lifestyle to take a job with no salary, that made room temp IQ humans hate him so much they tried to kill him twice. If you think he only cares about himself its quite possible you are delusional. Logic is important.
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@wizardalakazam
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@eatinerni diced onions, easy
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